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Mortimer 11-05-2007 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
hi also.

;)




Hi.





Although I am not also.

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 02:14 PM


Mortimer 11-05-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26


I wish you would have captured this a second or two earlier.


Then the pushers would be known to all.

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I wish you would have captured this a second or two earlier.


Then the pushers would be known to all.

I hope you can swim.

Mortimer 11-05-2007 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I hope you can swim.


Many would disagree with you.

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Many would disagree with you.

I'm quite certain that if you are nice, I can arrange to have an alligator 'teach' you how to swim. At no charge... ;)

cmorioles 11-05-2007 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I decided I will merely curl

Cool...is this you?


Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm quite certain that if you are nice, I can arrange to have an alligator 'teach' you how to swim. At no charge... ;)




Well it would beat getting taught by a terp.



Besides...I've already swam with sharks.



I have no desire to repeat that gig.

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cmorioles
Cool...is this you?



I had you on ignore.







I should have left you there.









BLECH

cmorioles 11-05-2007 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I had you on ignore.

Does this mean you covered up my picture on your headboard?

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cmorioles
Does this mean you covered up my picture on your headboard?



It means there is a 50 large bounty to anyone bringing me a certain pedestal.

Antitrust32 11-05-2007 03:25 PM

so what is goin awn?

Buffymommy 11-05-2007 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
so what is goin awn?


I just looked at this thread too. Something about Mortikins being dead, but DANG it is taking him three friggen days to die...

Antitrust32 11-05-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I just looked at this thread too. Something about Mortikins being dead, but DANG it is taking him three friggen days to die...


yes... slow and painful is the only way a real predator can do it.

Buffymommy 11-05-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
yes... slow and painful is the only way a real predator can do it.


I guess you are right.

Do we know who murdered him yet?

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I just looked at this thread too. Something about Mortikins being dead, but DANG it is taking him three friggen days to die...

This should explain it for ya:

"As with many such terms that seem to have evolved rather than been decreed, the history of "buckeye" is a bit fuzzy. The buckeye (aesculus glabra) is a tree, native to Ohio and particularly prevalent in the Ohio River Valley, whose shiny dark brown nuts with lighter tan patches resemble the eye of a deer. Settlers who crossed the Alleghenies found it to be the only unfamiliar tree in the forest. Perhaps its uniqueness contributed to its popularity because it had few other attractions. Pioneers carved the soft buckeye wood into troughs, platters, and even cradles. Before the days of plastic, buckeye wood was often used to fashion artificial limbs. The nuts, although inedible, are attractive and folk wisdom had it that carrying one in a pocket brings good luck and wards off rheumatism. However, in general, the trees and their nuts are of little practical use: the wood does not burn well, the bark has an unpleasant odor, and the bitter nut meat is mildly toxic. Still, the tree has grit. It grows where others cannot, is difficult to kill, and adapts to its circumstances. Daniel Drake, who gave a witty speech on behalf of the buckeye at a well attended dinner in Cincinnati in 1833, said, "In all our woods there is not a tree so hard to kill as the buckeye. The deepest girdling does not deaden it, and even after it is cut down and worked up into the side of a cabin it will send out young branches, denoting to all the world that Buckeyes are not easily conquered, and could with difficulty be destroyed.""

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I guess you are right.

Do we know who murdered him yet?




:rolleyes:

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
yes... slow and painful is the only way a real predator can do it.

Wait a minute... was it Hossy?

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:37 PM

and the bitter nut meat is mildly toxic




Bite me.

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
and the bitter nut meat is mildly toxic




Bite me.

HA! O=:>

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
HA! O=:>





Say ...what's a pretty cherubic lizzard like you doing in a place like this?

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
so what is goin awn?



You must go back to square one.

cmorioles 11-05-2007 03:52 PM

To quote Lionel Richie, "Hello".

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:56 PM

To quote Johnny Paycheck:


"You can take this job and shove it."

Mortimer 11-05-2007 03:58 PM

And per Jhonny Peralta:


"Wud happund??"

Coach Pants 11-05-2007 04:00 PM


Mortimer 11-05-2007 04:03 PM

thud

Antitrust32 11-05-2007 04:17 PM

triple thud

times 3

Coach Pants 11-05-2007 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
triple thud

times 3


Antitrust32 11-05-2007 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants


LOL are you a graphic designer?

Coach Pants 11-05-2007 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
LOL are you a graphic designer?

No. I'm Batman.

Antitrust32 11-05-2007 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
No. I'm Batman.

sweet i'm spideyman

Danzig 11-05-2007 06:02 PM

i'm spartacus

Mortimer 11-05-2007 06:09 PM

You're a succubus.

Cajungator26 11-05-2007 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're a succubus.

You're a f uckubus. Wait... I mean you're a buckubus. :D

Mortimer 11-05-2007 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You're a f uckubus. Wait... I mean you're a buckubus. :D


You can't.

Rileyoriley 11-05-2007 07:10 PM

[quote=Mortimer]ROR is fighting me....I no longer require her services.












Thank you. It was getting crowded in here.

Rileyoriley 11-05-2007 07:11 PM

[quote=Mortimer]Women should be seen and not heard.





I resent that sir.

Mortimer 11-05-2007 07:26 PM

[quote=Rileyoriley]
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Women should be seen and not heard.





I resent that sir.







So sorry ma'am.

But I really dont think there is anyhing wrong with them being looked at.

To each there own..though.

Mortimer 11-05-2007 07:28 PM

[quote=Rileyoriley]
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
ROR is fighting me....I no longer require her services.












Thank you. It was getting crowded in here.



OOOOOOOOOO



Did not mean to put myself in your place.

My mistake.


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