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Mortimer 10-15-2007 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Buster was another who always seemed like a truly good guy. I don't know that I've ever been so shocked watching a sporting event as I was that night (until Sept 1 of this year, maybe). He did fight a great fight that night. He was so inspired by his mother's death that I don't think anyone would have been able to get him then. Maybe the first guy who wasn't beaten before he stepped into the ring with Tyson.

MAESTRO!!


Your fine work is dazzling.



Your words are my words....and so:









I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Cajungator26 10-15-2007 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
If,if,if.


Schedule-Schmedule.





Hey....non of your phony SEC teams have to play in the greatest rivalry of all sports at any level... team or individual level..






....OF ALL TIIIIIIME.




Us and Michigan do that EVERY year...thus creating false champions from other inferior conferences.
Hmmm... OSU was a phony champ last year after defeating Michigan. They had to be because if they were the REAL champs, they would have defeated the so-called 'phony SEC champs' in the national title game. Yep, I would have to say that your little rivalry is what is phony. :D

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
If,if,if.


Schedule-Schmedule.





Hey....non of your phony SEC teams have to play in the greatest rivalry of all sports at any level... team or individual level..






....OF ALL TIIIIIIME.




Us and Michigan do that EVERY year...thus creating false champions from other inferior conferences.
Morty you're acting like a FANatic. That Florida massacre wasn't that long ago and it sure as hell didn't happen because your team played Michigan.

Cajungator26 10-15-2007 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Morty you're acting like a FANatic. That Florida massacre wasn't that long ago and it sure as hell didn't happen because your team played Michigan.
Not everyone realizes that the SEC is the finest conference in all the land.

:)

Mortimer 10-15-2007 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Hmmm... OSU was a phony champ last year after defeating Michigan. They had to be because if they were the REAL champs, they would have defeated the so-called 'phony SEC champs' in the national title game. Yep, I would have to say that your little rivalry is what is phony. :D

The US Congress would differ with you....indolent snot.

Late Fires 10-15-2007 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
MAESTRO!!


Your fine work is dazzling.



Your words are my words....and so:









I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Lloyd has often said that Robert Frost is one of his favorite writers. True story.

Cajungator26 10-15-2007 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
The US Congress would differ with you....indolent snot.
Smoochy poo, you big ole Brutus you.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Morty you're acting like a FANatic. That Florida massacre wasn't that long ago and it sure as hell didn't happen because your team played Michigan.
You FOOL!!




That game of Ohio/Michgian WAS for the NC!







And it took every vapor of Ohio's to slip through that game.....thus leaving them spent for Whoida.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You FOOL!!




That game of Ohio/Michgian WAS for the NC!







And it took every vapor of Ohio's to slip through that game.....thus leaving them spent for Whoida.
Yes and Michigan was still recovering from that brutal game which resulted in them getting beat by Hot! Hot! Hot! and AFLAC.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Lloyd has often said that Robert Frost is one of his favorite writers. True story.

Really??



I'm impressed. Frost was known as the "everymans poet"...I believe.

Oh Lloyd is ok....he just has to get into modern day football and ......just don't tell him that until after this year..ok?

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Yes and Michigan was still recovering from that brutal game which resulted in them getting beat by Hot! Hot! Hot! and AFLAC.

See?

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
See?

That's what I'm trying to tell you.
You're getting a job at ESPN?

Late Fires 10-15-2007 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Really??



I'm impressed. Frost was known as the "everymans poet"...I believe.

Oh Lloyd is ok....he just has to get into modern day football and ......just don't tell him that until after this year..ok?
Agreed.

The SEC is a fine conference and all, but let us not forget that in the other matchups of these two conferences in the bowl games last year, Big Ten also-rans Wisconsin and Penn State throttled SEC powerhouses Arkansas and Tennessee respectively.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:07 PM
Who here has experienced life as not many know it?


Who here knows of woe woven in gold and heartwarmth sewn from the discordant notes of the stupid woodpecker?





I know some do.

Most fail to do this thing.



Let's get back on track posters.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Agreed.

The SEC is a fine conference and all, but let us not forget that in the other matchups of these two conferences in the bowl games last year, Big Ten also-rans Wisconsin and Penn State throttled SEC powerhouses Arkansas and Tennessee respectively.


Another salient point that mocks the nocturnal warblings of these Johnny Rebs.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Agreed.

The SEC is a fine conference and all, but let us not forget that in the other matchups of these two conferences in the bowl games last year, Big Ten also-rans Wisconsin and Penn State throttled SEC powerhouses Arkansas and Tennessee respectively.
Propaganda at its finest. Fine work.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
You're getting a job at ESPN?

Why....ye...OF COURSE I'M NOT GETTING A JOB AT ESPU!!





Leave me alone!

Cajungator26 10-15-2007 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Another salient point that mocks the nocturnal warblings of these Johnny Rebs.
Arkansas had their hearts broken in the SEC championship game and Tennessee 'volunteered' to be losers to make the Big Ten look better. Yeah, that's it.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Arkansas had their hearts broken in the SEC championship game and Tennessee 'volunteered' to be losers to make the Big Ten look better. Yeah, that's it.
Oh save it for your den mother fer gosh sakes.

Late Fires 10-15-2007 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Propaganda at its finest. Fine work.
Too kind. Jim Delany taught me well.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Arkansas had their hearts broken in the SEC championship game and Tennessee 'volunteered' to be losers to make the Big Ten look better. Yeah, that's it.

No...this...THIS is yer fine propoganda.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 02:16 PM
Arkansas' QB Dick doesn't get along with Nutt.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:17 PM
WHERE IS THE SNOW?



Where are downy flakes of white landing so as to make a blanket of purity for those who want so little!?










Fucl<in' aye!!

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:19 PM
The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:20 PM
And now I must munch n' med.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 02:47 PM
I have munched( burp) and meditated......and my soul thus satiated....and now my belly full...or at least almost.....


..time to hear from 2 Minutes To Toast.

IrishofNDMan 10-15-2007 04:32 PM
It won't fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 10-15-2007 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
It won't fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you kindly stop feeding Cajunatah lines?

Cajungator26 10-15-2007 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Would you kindly stop feeding Cajunatah lines?
These are your woods, Morty. Perhaps that fire you started last week to burn them down hasn't quite gotten the job done for ya.

IrishofNDMan 10-15-2007 04:40 PM
It's all up to you Mort, I have aborted the mission.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 04:48 PM
Where are the dusty plains?

Danzig 10-15-2007 05:52 PM
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Arkansas' QB Dick doesn't get along with Nutt.

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Mortimer 10-15-2007 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Where are the dusty plains?

Near the rainy forest.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Danzig
Oh boy.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
It's all up to you Mort, I have aborted the mission.

She folded her tent...aye?

Mortimer 10-15-2007 07:43 PM
Back on Cajuna...I mean topic:




Who robbed the woods,
The trusting woods?
The unsuspecting trees
Brought out their burrs and mosses
His fantasy to please.
He scanned their trinkets, curious,
He grasped, he bore away.
What will the solemn hemlock,
What will the fir-tree say?

Rileyoriley 10-15-2007 09:31 PM
Sorry I was late to the snowy woods. My monitor got lost in the blizzard and I had to go by dogsled to the nearest town and buy another.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sorry I was late to the snowy woods. My monitor got lost in the blizzard and I had to go by dogsled to the nearest town and buy another.

Oh forget it.




It's never too late for Fairy Prinththetheth...I mean Princesses to arrive in Thnowy...I mean SnowyWoodth....I mean Woods..

hi_im_god 10-15-2007 10:12 PM
my winter haiku:

soft cold envelopes
her hand warm and firm in mine
where is the dick joke?

nomad 10-15-2007 10:20 PM
Hola Mortimero

I heard it's Hispanic month, just doing my part.

BTW, very nice poem.

I've been out of town a lot but next week I get to go to..........

NEW JERSEY!!!!!!

Now really, who's gonna beat the Rockies?


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