OK, Mort, here's your joke.

DaHoss, Mort and Pillow Pants are on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

DaHoss said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then Mort said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Pillow Pants fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.

Now Pillow Pants was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

Pillow Pants replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!"

Play on.

What are you doing in Hialeah?

You're forgiven.

So you go on editing others' posts and scouring the internet for the lamest photos you can find. At least that guy gets his kicks on his own and perhaps appeals to a lot of people, though not me. You, on the other hand, appeal to a narrower group, just DaHoss and Morty.

For you, that's probably going to be a top highlight of your year, if not your life. Congratulations.

I'll be in Hialeah Friday.

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OK..I deleted the nasty post...this is for fun purposes only..so let's have some.

ring-ring

Hello

Who is this?

How should I know!!

click








Hey doorman....call me a taxi.

You're a taxi.








Came 2 days early from a biz trip..sick of the wife..told the taxi guy to take me some place fun.


He took me to my house.













Guy came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in 5 days.






:)










I'm trying to help here......someone else say something funny.

But not something funny.

This is fun:




http://www.featurepics.com/StockPict...oman68353.aspx

A fun belly button:





http://www.fotosearch.com/UNQ293/u10077796

The CORRECT way to apply lipstick.....MISS CAJUNATAH:


http://www.dreamstime.com/red-lipstick-1-image2173625

Oh boy.



http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne...8534178&size=o

All righty then!

Time for FULLMETAL DANCING...grab a partner...make her BELIEVE you mean it:





http://youtube.com/watch?v=dhwzhykSDlQ

O=:>

This is pretty:




http://www.flickr.com/photos/corsett.../pool-hot_legs

Let's see if we can find some REALLY bad stuff.







:)

This is fun:

http://www.girlswearingskirts.com/upskirts/happy_girls

I'm going to hide after this one but it's fun!!:





http://www.traceycoleman.co.uk/refer...3/DSCF3641.jpg

You should hide,too!!!

Finally... 5 pages before I get some love.

Did I miss Funday? Is it technically Funnight now? Am I in the right thread? Am I having fun yet?

It appears that we've missed out. Oh well, I guess TechnoViking is still available. LOL

My what big teeth you have!;)

DEBBIE!!


THUD!!







I mean..DEBBIE!!...THUD!







ror!



Yes I do....and look at those beautiful eyes.....that savage animal instinct.

Sorry. I was wandering thru threads. I'll try and stay more focused now.

That's what they all say before they bite the neck.