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Mortimer 08-01-2007 07:53 PM

And PeckerBacker is now id'd as TrueSwine.



Tag 'em and bag' em.

Antitrust32 08-01-2007 08:07 PM

so morty, when are you gonna come see me at the spaaaa...

Hickory Hill Hoff 08-01-2007 08:16 PM

Maybe with the yearling partnership that Chuck & Steve will be doing in the near future, we can name the colt or filly; Mortyfeatherhands , just plain "Morty" or any other alter ego of his...as a tribute.

Rileyoriley 08-01-2007 09:48 PM

DebORiley, RileyORiley, NikkiORiley, DamienORiley, and DeweyORiley:D

Mortimer 08-01-2007 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
DebORiley, RileyORiley, NikkiORiley, DamienORiley, and DeweyORiley:D




=:>

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 10:51 PM

Well, I won't be outdone...

CajunGator, Cajunatah, Ragin' Cajun, Cajuneatsbuckeyes, Gatorseatbuckeyes, Agin' Tator...

Ah know I can think of some more. Help me out here, Morty.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
so morty, when are you gonna come see me at the spaaaa...




When the moon is full...and the children of the night keep their big mouths shut.

Mortimer 08-01-2007 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Well, I won't be outdone...

CajunGator, Cajunatah, Ragin' Cajun, Cajuneatsbuckeyes, Gatorseatbuckeyes, Agin' Tator...

Ah know I can think of some more. Help me out here, Morty.


CajunSerling

CajunS

CajunHossy

CajunTwoTimes

CajunBooBees

CajunYuma

CajunBlueski

CajunOreo

Cajungator26 08-01-2007 11:42 PM

Oh forget it.

I opened up a can of worms. Big time.

Coach Pants 08-01-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh forget it.

I opened up a can of worms. Big time.

IrishWolverine

Payson Dave 08-02-2007 06:24 AM

Was out of town yesterday...just saw this...

Count me in ....All In Favor say yes...yes....the yeah's have it... motion carried

oh and AntiTrust forgot the aka "PantyCrust"....one of Cajun's fine contributions I believe...

Sightseek 08-02-2007 08:19 AM

Don't worry Morty, you're only missing these gems from Sir DrugS:

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Don't worry Morty, you're only missing these gems from Sir DrugS:

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.












Oh boy.






I see syphilis has reached his brain.

I wonder if he realizes that if Jazil had been able to stay off the bottle he would have made Discreet look like PussyCat.


I guess I'm not missing anything over there...thank you Sighty-Poo.








By the way....do you have pretty legs?

Sightseek 08-02-2007 08:40 AM

Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.





Well what in the world is that supposed to mean??

Mortimer 08-02-2007 08:53 AM

Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:00 AM

Or better yet just send me a nude photo.


I have to round out my collection here.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:04 AM

By the way Sighty-Poo....I have a bottle of Canadian Club.



Why don't you stop by tonight?

Sightseek 08-02-2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

:p

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek


Thank you ,Sweetie....but I aleady have one of MommyDearest.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home. :mad:



HIGHLY AMUSING!!








There are powers at work even I am not sure I am aware of...but I have applied for reinstatement.


Please don't ask.....just assume I am me to be unarmed and dangerous.








But I bet Mr. BOO-BEES yells at me.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek


I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.

pgardn 08-02-2007 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Personally I think Portly can be enjoyable in Esoteric. I think the only time he gets on people's nerves is when he goes into the Paddock and starts taking over threads. So with the utmost respect for his Esoteric nature I have to say that in terms of Portly getting in the Paddock I have to give it a big FUCl< YOU.

Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.



You MAY vomit???




Well what is it you have been doing for the past several months???


Leave him...I mean her alone.She's a smart girl and pretty girl.






I guess you just pick out the dumb ones in your physics class.

Can't wait for September....aye?

pgardn 08-02-2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I guess you just pick out the dumb ones in your physics class.

Can't wait for September....aye?

August.
I am a kind, compassionate person.

And the amount of attention necessary to keep some occupied cannot be described with the language of math. What is your suggestion? (softball lofted to batter, Morton W. Featherman, can he make contact?)

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:49 AM

Softball is for weenies.

pgardn 08-02-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Softball is for weenies.

whiff...

Sightseek 08-02-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.

That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.

!!



OOOOOOOOOO




Mighty good stuff!

paisjpq 08-02-2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
But you are missing the point, Morty. Thebby controls Stevie Poo, not I.

I am quite surprised by the above post. I never knew you to be the quitting type... though you are not missing much nowadays in the 'other' forums.

I don't control anyone...and you really ought to think before you write things sometimes.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home. :mad:


Do you think you could wake up Pat Day back there and get him to do some approving for a change?

Cajungator26 08-02-2007 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I don't control anyone...and you really ought to think before you write things sometimes.

It was supposed to be a joke.

dr. fager 08-02-2007 12:35 PM

I can understand the confusion considering the seriousness of this thread:rolleyes:

Mortimer 08-02-2007 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dr. fager
I can understand the confusion considering the seriousness of this thread:rolleyes:






































































































































































































































































































































































































Mighty white of you to join in .

Cajungator26 08-02-2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr. fager
I can understand the confusion considering the seriousness of this thread:rolleyes:

I thought by putting "Stevie Poo" in there, that would be understood, but you're right.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I thought by putting "Stevie Poo" in there, that would be understood, but you're right.


Oh come on now.

Let's not make any big deal out of this.



You have to admit moderating this board has to big one big headache.

Cajungator26 08-02-2007 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh come on now.

Let's not make any big deal out of this.



You have to admit moderating this board has to big one big headache.

I agree 100%. You couldn't PAY me to do it much less do it for free like Bethani does.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 12:43 PM

Oh I'm sure she gets renumeration....people do things for other benefits like free passes and whatever.




Or maybe just a good friend helping Steve out.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 12:46 PM

How much does Dillinger pay you...by the way?


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