he's dating morte's sistah

I thought you were.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:D

By parents who hated gin rummy.




Isn't it obvious?

very good

!!

cotton swab and i pass her back and forth. Right now its his week.

Oh geez.


That was HIGHLY AMUSING ladies!

No wonder I don't seem to be making any progress.;)

I got some progress right ovah heah for ya baby.

;)

YOO-HOO!




Oh Deborah!


Where did ya go?

I think her eyes crossed and then she fainted.




But I could be wrong.

It is possible I am being reported as I type.

May i ask the imaginary forumer where the name Tom came from? I mean, you can call me a ******* **** **** ******* **** for all i care :D , but so as you know, i'm not Tom.

Or is that the name of your imaginary friend?

Now this....is a good question...is what it is.




I just thought of JimmyTwoTimes and ThebbyTwoTimes....the fact you are a NoChance did not factor in .....like at all.




But you would be great in AmicoNostra movies.

Mort, this is an email I have received a couple of times:

Man’s Vital Guide to Nine Little Words...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this mean a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do it!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying f@!k you!

9. Don’t worry about it; I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

So......

if a girl was to day:

"fine, go head" and then sigh and say "whatever"

You're saying that isn't a good thing :p

Thank you Carla....UPS!!....I mean Cajanatah.

I would never report you my friend. I was summoned by the "Work God" and alas, I had to go.

You are very kind. I thought about sending you a pm ....but said..."Nah...it would look cheap and tarnished."




So I confess to all I do enjoy shock value once I feel I have prowled very close to my prey.






I am,in reality, as harmless as the tiger who hasn't eaten in 2 months.









=;>

You're just a big, loveable duster!:p







Do you Swiffer as well???????:eek:

Well I might.


What is it?

Maybe he thinks of you as that imaginary and gay friend that welcomes you to My Space?

Just a shot in the dark, Tom.

You seem more like a Botolf to me.

And maybe we all think of you as something the CDC would like to keep a secret.






Go back to hell Pazuzu.......I'm sure you can fucl< yourself as well.

Fido;


Your eloquence is matched only by your propensity for typing with your eyes wide shut.

I also find you halucinatory in picking up little clues planted in a smeared fashion upon your fesco.

Your targets often are false victims.....but there has been a reversal and you now become the feeling of discontent.


Go and wager on the false fav......go and draw tears of gluttony.....go and chase your tail.











I do not chew my prey.


I merely kill it and move on.

:D

You hit the nail on the head, Morty

;)

I'm still trying to get past your post to Tom!!!!






But never question my honor.

And send me a list of those teen tramps IMMEDIATELY!

ror!!


You BETCHA!

I'm just confused now..........:confused:

I think Ferdinand is one of the few in this world who has two brains; One is lost, and the other one is looking for it :D

The international scene is getting a little strange...aye?

I think i know who this joker is now

I think it aptly put would be " who these jokers are".....no?

There is only one joker here, morty..........














and, no............ it isn't you

Well that's nice of you Tommy...but I am a joker and we all know it.





But I am not without slueth skills.


In fact....using my Inspecter Clouseau Kit's fingerprint magnifying glass ( which makes prints appear to be smaller than they really are)...I do see matching sets of differently named posters.






I could be wrong.

I'm 90% certain who it is........ ignore them and they will soon disappear, trust me.


How is your imaginary friend doing, anyway??

Maybe I was wrong.




And I have fired all of my IF's.

There are no help.

Trying to go it alone now.

Well that sucks......... good luck with going it alone Morty...... it's difficult though, i must warn ya!!!! :D

My pm doesn't work. I keep getting prompts,but I cannot see what the pm's say.


You having this trouble?

No, mine seems fine.

Is yours full or something???

ror!

It's NEVER full....no one like sme.




But I did get one today that I can't read.

I am having the same problem at another place.




Don't you think it's funny when someone is angry with you?

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: