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Kasept

04-03-2007 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I'll accept the Mozart of Derby Trail.....and nothing less.

I would be interested in hearing your top 55 for the derby.

Mozart? How about Salieri?

My top 55?

1. Any Given Saturday
2. Street Sense
3. Great Hunter
4. Hard Spun
5. Circular Quay

6.-54. Every 3yo Andy believes will be running for $50,000 by July..

55. Wollaston Bay

Payson Dave

04-03-2007 07:20 AM

I'm waiting to see How No Biz does this Saturday before giving up on him...

ArlJim78

04-03-2007 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept

I can't explain the Mort phenomenon other than to say his personna reminds me a lot of Gilbert Gottfried... Glbert is of course an acquired taste, and his act can wear thin. Despite the majority of his and Mort's stylings hitting the ear like nails on a chalkboard, a certain percentage is highly amusing.

And like Gilbert on Howard's Show, he will eventually get the hook, only to return at a later date when you are hungry for him again.. like Chinese food. There it is exactly... Mu Shu Mort.

Oh Steve, I agree that Gilbert is a scream, and an acquired taste.

But I don't get the comparison to Morty. Once in awhile a few of his lines border on clever.

but the endless parade of obscure cryptic references....boring.

The mangling of names, snarljim? ha ha ha! a quarter rattle at best.

Then the uncalled for ugly side where he insults people, whats funny about that?

His comedy reminds me of the quote by Getrude Stein "there is no there there".

ArlJim78

04-03-2007 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

( 9 wide...brief rally.....stumbled.... fell down....went boom)

At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 07:31 AM

I'm still in shock that Morty isn't willing to take one for the team.

Kasept

04-03-2007 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

Oh Steve, I agree that Gilbert is a scream, and an acquired taste. But I don't get the comparison to Morty. Once in awhile a few of his lines border on clever. but the endless parade of obscure cryptic references....boring.

The mangling of names, snarljim? ha ha ha! a quarter rattle at best. Then the uncalled for ugly side where he insults people, whats funny about that?
His comedy reminds me of the quote by Getrude Stein "there is no there there".

Don't know how many here will get the reference, but Mortay's appearence here is something akin to a lost dog taken in by a fraternity or sorority.. Many in the house adore it... others find it endlessly annoying.. I'm of the opinion that the Morto can be house-broken. Otherwise, we take him to the pound and drop him off.

paisjpq

04-03-2007 07:35 AM

I love stray animals.

randallscott35

04-03-2007 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78

At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)

No no no....Balked at the start, lost rider, smashed through rail, bit outrider.

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

I love stray animals.

Me too. Wonder if he's been neutered yet?

Mortimer

04-03-2007 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)

Oh yes....he rallied past tiring rivals...full of fun............................

..............did I mention no threat?

Mortimer

04-03-2007 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

No no no....Balked at the start, lost rider, smashed through rail, bit outrider.

And that was at school!

paisjpq

04-03-2007 07:51 AM

who was that 3YO last year or the year before who tried to mount his pony in the post parade? you all remind me a bit of him...

Payson Dave

04-03-2007 07:54 AM

Hey Randy..Arn't you suppose to be doing a place vs exacta update or something...

ArlJim78

04-03-2007 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept

Perfecto!! a lost dog, that is the perfect reference.

If he becomes housebroken maybe he'll be more accepted.
I would suggest neutering be done as soon as possible.

ArlJim78

04-03-2007 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Me too. Wonder if he's been neutered yet?

oh crap, you beat me to the same reference! I swear I didn't see this.:D

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:00 AM

If my good friend BuffyMommy accepts my sincere apology then she may pet me as well.

randallscott35

04-03-2007 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Hey Randy..Arn't you suppose to be doing a place vs exacta update or something...

there were no races yesterday to do it for.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

there were no races yesterday to do it for.

( This is news????)

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept

Fine work.

Andy is awash in derby fever about this time of year.

You shouldn't listen to him until early August when he is done violating the derby winner.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:30 AM

Oh come on Mommy!

This shouldn't be this hard.

What's a little shot 'cross ones bow among board buddies?

If I said you could sit on my lap....would that do it for ya?

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:34 AM

What about a fine Eskeemo Pie?

I love Eskeemo Pie.

I'll even give you an '83 Julio Franco DonRuss card.

Would you like a Zodiac Cipher for today?

What's this going to take?

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:34 AM

!!!!!

What about a nice kissy-poo!!!

Would ya like that?

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:40 AM

YOO-HOO!!

BUFFY-POO!

I see you laughing out there!

Yes I do!

Oh come on ma'am.

I truly am sorry and have no idea who you are...it was a random attack....but I never really mean anything by it.

An attak raccoon is my final offer.

They sell for 5 large,but you can have one for free.

But they are trained not to attack me so don't get any ideas.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:47 AM

All right..I have one more idea.

What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

If you're over 22 he'll throw a fit,but he'll do it for me.

I could even get you an appearance on his big deal show.

I am at the end of my brownie bucket here ma'amski.

It's in your hands now.

Don't fail me.

I KNOW you can do it.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 08:58 AM

MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You''re beginning to piss me off.

Tell ya what ahm gonna do....

...I'm giving you EVERYTHING....PLUS..a bonus.

In every MORTE' Fan Club membership kit one receives a very special item.

That will be your bonus gift.

It's a doll in my likeness............=:>

You see?

And when you squeeze my little belly I go:

MEEP-MEEP!

That's it...no more.

Take it or leave it lady.

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

All right..I have one more idea.

What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

If you're over 22 he'll throw a fit,but he'll do it for me.

I could even get you an appearance on his big deal show.

I am at the end of my brownie bucket here ma'amski.

It's in your hands now.

Don't fail me.

I KNOW you can do it.

LMFAO!!!

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:07 AM

Oh I've about had it...I'm spent.

If the nasty lady wants to hold a grudge...well there's nothing more I can do.

But these offers are really nice items.

I'm putting them all up for sale in my fine thread.

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Oh I've about had it...I'm spent.

Already? It's not even 11:00 yet.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:10 AM

Shut up gator.

SentToStud

04-03-2007 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

All right..I have one more idea.

What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

So THAT'S what you're doing here. About time you told us.

Anyway, forget it. She doesn't need the money.

Who's Andrew?

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 09:20 AM

1 Attachment(s)

OOOOOOOOOO

For you, Morty:

Attachment 323

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud

So THAT'S what you're doing here. About time you told us.

Anyway, forget it. She doesn't need the money.

Who's Andrew?

She DOESN'T ??

Maybe I should be the one to date her then.

Andrew Sirloin.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

OOOOOOOOOO

For you, Morty:

Attachment 323

Too kind.

Send them to Thebby.

Put my name in the "from" box.

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Too kind.

Send them to Thebby.

Put my name in the "from" box.

I doubt that Thebby wants scarlet carnations.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:32 AM

Ma'am....what part of "send them to Thebby" do you not understand?

Remember they are to be from me.

Cajungator26

04-03-2007 09:37 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Ma'am....what part of "send them to Thebby" do you not understand?

Remember they are to be from me.

What part of "Thebby doesn't want scarlet carnations" do you not understand, sir?

She deserves better. Hmmm... how about these:

Attachment 324

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

What part of "Thebby doesn't want scarlet carnations" do you not understand, sir?

She deserves better. Hmmm... how about these:

Attachment 324

YOW!

I have no further commenty.

Mortimer

04-03-2007 09:51 AM

I officially withdraw all my repentive offers to the nasty old chippy witch.

paisjpq

04-03-2007 09:51 AM

while I do like the scent of the mock orange...it's not quite my flower of choice.

paisjpq

04-03-2007 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I officially withdraw all my repentive offers to the nasty old chippy witch.

it's nice that you tried morte' .... I would like one of your attack raccoons....trade you for some pics of my boo-bees.

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