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jman5581 03-20-2007 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
whatchu talkin' about polidextrousfoxworthy?
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Alll I can tell you is I hope you are the dartsman for this room.

I honestly don't know what you mean... :confused: :confused: :confused:

Mortimer 03-20-2007 03:39 PM

Ya ever work at drf?

randallscott35 03-20-2007 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Ya ever work at drf?

You work there? Doesn't everyone it seems.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 03:42 PM

You work there? Doesn't everyone it seems.
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Uh...did I say I worked there?




I asked if he worked there in a previous life.

I would think you did ,too.

There are certain traits I have picked up on.

jman5581 03-20-2007 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Ya ever work at drf?

NO, never even a day... I read it though.

randallscott35 03-20-2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
You work there? Doesn't everyone it seems.
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Uh...did I say I worked there?




I asked if he worked there in a previous life.

I would think you did ,too.

There are certain traits I have picked up on.

Yes, my last life was mostly spent at DRF...My protege Andy took over in this life.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 03:53 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of holding a dorf position over there.








Oh forget it.

jman5581 03-20-2007 03:53 PM

Sounds like detective is here on a mission....We're "watching the detective, he THINKS he's so cute." funny

Cajun, this is an Elvis Costello line.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 03:57 PM

Sounds like detective is here on a mission....We're "watching the detective, he THINKS he's so cute." funny
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I don't think you 2 fellers know how funny this really is!

jman5581 03-20-2007 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Sounds like detective is here on a mission....We're "watching the detective, he THINKS he's so cute." funny
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I don't think you 2 fellers know how funny this really is!


Hey feller, get me a Buuuuud Light!

Mortimer 03-20-2007 04:00 PM

I want to match some voice patterns here.


I want you and Can'tdallSnot to repeat this phrase:





"WUD HAPPUND!"

Cajungator26 03-20-2007 04:05 PM

Well, I gotta give you guys props. My head is officially spinning. Thanks...


jman5581 03-20-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Well, I gotta give you guys props. My head is officially spinning. Thanks...

You and me both....goodness sakes.

BTW, who is this guy? What is his agenda? He seems to have a bone to pick with you...we're just impeding his progress.

And I do think he referred to Pais as smelly fish...

paisjpq 03-20-2007 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jman5581
You and me both....goodness sakes.

BTW, who is this guy? What is his agenda? He seems to have a bone to pick with you...we're just impeding his progress.

And I do think he referred to Pais as smelly fish...

he did? where?...am I going to have to hire someone to defend my honor?

jman5581 03-20-2007 05:08 PM

Cajun said, "That's it. No chicken for you. You're stuck with rotting fish."


Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I thought she left for work?

She = Pais, I think. :eek:

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:11 PM

he did? where?...am I going to have to hire someone to defend my honor?
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Based on the avalanche of big strong men.....




....I would think so.






Oh I was just kidding.

It was a little harsh,but I couldn't help it.


I really have nothing against anyone who likes me.

paisjpq 03-20-2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
he did? where?...am I going to have to hire someone to defend my honor?
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Based on the avalanche of big strong men.....




....I would think so.






Oh I was just kidding.

It was a little harsh,but I couldn't help it.


I really have nothing against anyone who likes me.

who said I like you?

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:18 PM

who said I like you?
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Where is it that I said you did??




But here's something for you.







'Memer when I said you gotta question to ask yourself....."Do ah feel lucky?"...and why I said you needed to ask ?






The answer as to whether or not I like ya is to be found in todays Sunland results.












Do something about those drapes sewn into a dress.


Bloody awful.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:25 PM

That's why they call me Dirty Morty.









Don't ya just hate me?

paisjpq 03-20-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
That's why they call me Dirty Morty.









Don't ya just hate me?

only if you want me to

Cajungator26 03-20-2007 05:27 PM

Awww... do I feel another www.match.com/derbytrail moment coming on? :D

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:29 PM

only if you want me to
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That is entirely up to your descretion ma'amski.




PJ man and Can'tdallSnot don't like me.

But that's the way it goes...










...........don't ya know.

2MinsToPost 03-20-2007 05:30 PM

lose the spacing

paisjpq 03-20-2007 05:31 PM

unfortunately you came with a good recco...although I guess I should consider the source

jman5581 03-20-2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
who said I like you?
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Where is it that I said you did??




But here's something for you.







'Memer when I said you gotta question to ask yourself....."Do ah feel lucky?"...and why I said you needed to ask ?






The answer as to whether or not I like ya is to be found in todays Sunland results.












Do something about those drapes sewn into a dress.


Bloody awful.

Pais, I think the LOSER stuck you with a loser.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Awww... do I feel another www.match.com/derbytrail moment coming on? :D



Green eyes will be your demise.






( that was good!)

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
lose the spacing



















































Make me.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:35 PM

unfortunately you came with a good recco...although I guess I should consider the source
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We are VERY bad men!






=:>

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:36 PM

Pais, I think the LOSER stuck you with a loser.
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Boy...you catch on so faaaaaast.








Should I ever be sentenced to death by hanging...



....I certainly hope they send you for the rope.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:40 PM

Oh come on ma'am.





Don't you know when your choke is being pulled?

I know I may hide it well...



...but I'm full of bull phooey.







I apologize for any distress I caused you.

You may kiss me now.

jman5581 03-20-2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Pais, I think the LOSER stuck you with a loser.
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Boy...you catch on so faaaaaast.








Should I ever be sentenced to death by hanging...



....I certainly hope they send you for the rope.



hmmmm, ok, whatever that means....I guess I'm too stupid to know. I guess you've DUPED us!!!! How annoying...

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:42 PM

I guess I'm too stupid to know
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Don't be so hard on yourself.





I think you fully realize you are stupid.

Cajungator26 03-20-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
You may kiss me now.



MUAH!!!

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:45 PM

MUAH!!!
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NOT YOU!





I been poisoned!

jman5581 03-20-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Don't be so hard on yourself.





I think you fully realize you are stupid.


Well, maybe I hadn't FULLY realized it until JUST NOW. Only the likes of you could have confirmed for me what I've been wondering all my life....I really am STUPID.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:48 PM

Well, maybe I hadn't FULLY realized it until JUST NOW. Only the likes of you could have confirmed for me what I've been wondering all my life....I really am STUPID.
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Isn't it amazing the things you don't know ?






Stay with me now.....


....stay with me and learn.






Imbecileship CAN be yours!

Mortimer 03-20-2007 05:49 PM

Ok...I gotta leave now.







I hope to see a much better display of material from all of you upon my return.

Cajungator26 03-20-2007 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
MUAH!!!
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NOT YOU!





I been poisoned!

Ok, ok... I'll turn you back into the frog. But I really liked that slimy kiss! DOH!!!

jman5581 03-20-2007 05:53 PM

We've sparred enough....truce.

Mortimer 03-20-2007 06:01 PM

Ok, ok... I'll turn you back into the frog. But I really liked that slimy kiss! DOH!!!
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Check your face in the morning.


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