Note to myself:





Great news !

Imaginary Friend just found ear muffs.

Asked if she found ZC manual.

IF said did find.

Demanded it back,but IF said no.Asked IF why.





Said because I was her Imaginary friend!!






Must obtain Imaginary Lawyer.

Is only way to sue Imaginary Friend.

Note to myself:


Cannot find post where nice man poster posted cold exacta today.
Admired post. May copy from him until get ZC manual back.



Also want him to know not to catch virus from Hava Cold.

Would be kiss of death in horse race bets.

Note to myself;



Where is Stan The RAN?

Thought may have come here from drf.

Should be here by now.

Posts under different name?

Maybe.

Have not noticed anyone talking about RAN.



Consider doing detailed search from January for all BTW posts.

Note to myself.



Almost positive Stan The RAN is Point Given.

Note to myself.



Ear muffs work great,but there are problems.


Fall off after only 10 seconds or so.

Will have to return.


Also metal ring has caused irritation rash on nape of neck.

Renders these things fairly worthless.

Note to myself.


I don't know about Thebby.

She asks some really stupid questions.

she does not! there are no stupid questions!

Note to myself:

Wondering if posters know they cannot be heard if not starting post with "Note to myself"?


Good idea to find out.

note to myself: tell morty that thebby is not stupid and that there is no such thing as a stupid question.

Note to myself:


Have glued ear muffs to head.


Working very well now.

Not falling off either.

note to Morty:

the green nosed dolphin swims deeply...

Note to Morty:

The chair is against the wall...

Note to myself:



The snow has left Snowy Woods...so where is the man in the gray suit?

Note to myself:


Finally got ear muffs off.

Badly damaged...threw away.



Not sure how to handle voice problem.

Consider destroying Thebby's Notes to myself.

Note to myself:


Perhaps am displaying too much knowledge to assemblage.

Must consider ratcheting it down a notch or two.....even letting someone else win a point everyone now and then.












Tell self to shut big mouth.

Note to self:

Look for threads that I must have missed

Note to myself:


Increase greasing of Thebby.













Check that.






Must increase fondess Thebby has for me.

Have made great gains,but must make more.

Consider cutting off her food supply.....make her dependent on me for food...and me only.

Then she will obey my every command.

At that point have her dart Payson.

Note to self:

Consider proudly displaying Big Gold Star as Avatar

Note to myself:




Forgot she gave Payson big gold star...is one of her miserable "pets".










Phooey.






Plan may not work.

Must craft alternate plan to loose Payson.





Aunty Cooby lunch invitation??







Yes!

Note to myself:



Won't work.


Aunty Cooby on diet.




Only plausible solution at this point is to turn Thebby against Payson.

Shouldn't be that hard.

And Thebby has displayed viper like qualities when aroused.







Can't believe I am this good.

Note to self:
Avoid the bad koolaid that many seem to have consumed recently...makes one cranky, negative, and unable to play nice in the sandbox with others...

Remind all that opening day at Saratoga is only 4 months away.

note to myself: remind morty that i love him. ask if he wants me to send dave his roses back.

Note to myself:










WHAT!!?

Note to my stinking self:














SHE TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T LIKE ROSES!!!

note to myself: I told morty that I thought roses were overrated...not that I didn't like them.
but poetry captures my heart.

Note to myself:





Must quickly recover form the backstabbing sneak Payson's shameless ploy.

Obviously Thebby is bat blind to his motive.

Friggin' roses...that's all it takes!?





Must stop anger.

Center on goal of destroying the savage Grayson.

not to myself: tell morty to see name that poster contest thread in esoteric section.

Note to myself:




That I can do!!



Tell Thebby to destroy latest message so sneak thief Grayson does not see it.

Make DEM SHOO she does it.

Note to myself:


Go to poster contest thread in esoteric thing.

Note to myself:




Oh this is spiffy......ya might say!!!!





CHA-CHING!!!!







Must hatch plan to rig contest in Thebby's favor.

Perhaps also suggest 2nd place prize winner gets to mix flesh with me....


...Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.






Tilt that prize towards MissWhat'shername.

note to myself: tell morty misswhat'shername is pretty ok.

Note to myself:




Yes....that's why she will win 2nd place prize.



Thank Thebby for erasure.

Will have youknowwhat later .....can't lose on this one.






Grayson's a fool.

Note to myself:



Tell Thebby to go to Off Topic thing.




And then tell her to waste Grayson.

note to myself: tell morty people will talk...

Note to myself:


Tell Thebby ...then have someone else who can't be tied to her waste Grayson.

Note to myself:




Well how do I like that?

I empty my soul for the wench and she doesn't even read it!

I am nearing my end with Earthly creatures.

note to myself: tell morty I read it and it was very sweet. I am concerned that carla might be jealous..

Note to myself:


SWEET!?




SWEET!!?





SWEET!!?









Oh my God.



I am an artist....not a Whitmans Sampler ( Where lilacs last in the dooryard bloomed).



I take my fine work elsewhere ma'amage.




You have destroyed me with your condescending bone.






We artists are very sensitive....because we are brilliant and get very frustrated when mere Earthlings cannot see what we can.










You have yourself a real nice night.

"Sweet"







Get me outta heah.

note to myself: please explain to morte' that I am simply overcome and words fail me in the face of such elegant and overwhelming praise.