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blackthroatedwind 12-20-2006 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
I only bet Pick-3's on Thursday's and won about 145K. I also married a super model, had my penis reduced, and scored 2 touchdowns in the Super Bowl. Not a bad year overall.


You too???????????

Pointg5 12-20-2006 01:08 PM

How long before BBB ends up in a signature?

CapperZeke 12-20-2006 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
You too???????????

I forgot to mention I haven't changed the water in my bong since 1983.

Cajungator26 12-20-2006 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
I forgot to mention I haven't changed the water in my bong since 1983.

Now THAT is some funny shiat... LMFAO!!! :D

Balletto 12-20-2006 01:39 PM

Im sure im down... but im not a serious enough handicapper to keep track. Although the TC races and the BC went fairly well for me.

TheSpyder 12-20-2006 01:47 PM

Well, this thread has been most refreshing and it would be nice to have an honestly meter tied into each response. For the interest of all of us that lost money, I'm going to start of thread so BellsBendBoy can post his picks for the next year.

That was we can all make lots of money and CapperZeke can earn enough to buy a bottle of Dom Perion for his Bong.

It sounds like many of us use the "Joe Frazer" approach. It's the 11th round, our heads are bashed in, we can even bring a thought forward, but the bell rings and we're ready for another race.

Spyder from SC

Rupert Pupkin 12-20-2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bellsbendboy
I would estimate I have bet around $1800 in 2006 and have earned about $32,000. I have had eleven signers so far in 2006. I bet 90 percent pick 4's all with serious homework. BBB

That would mean you only wager about $40 a week. How many pick 4s do you bet a week and for what size? You must be playing really small pick 4s if you are only betting $40 a week.

SCUDSBROTHER 12-20-2006 02:43 PM

Year isn't over yet.

Danzig 12-20-2006 02:45 PM

tony and i only managed one day of live racing. we live redneck deep in the bible belt, so no internet wagering allowed.
thusly, i am up on the year.

Danzig 12-20-2006 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
I only bet Pick-3's on Thursday's and won about 145K. I also married a super model, had my penis reduced, and scored 2 touchdowns in the Super Bowl. Not a bad year overall.

you are THE MAN! can i have your autograph?

Downthestretch55 12-20-2006 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig188
you are THE MAN! can i have your autograph?

i'm guessing he'll give you the sig...just bring your pom poms.

Honu 12-20-2006 02:54 PM

I blew about 20 bucks this year up from the 12 I fed the mutuals last year .I dont pay to get in or pay for parking or programs or forms, live 5 mins from the track and I bring my own "liquid" beverage so my coke expendature is about another 30 bucks.
The bonus is I always have a good time...:)

Danzig 12-20-2006 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pointg5
How long before BBB ends up in a signature?

you mean like this??? lol

Pointg5 12-20-2006 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig188
you mean like this??? lol

You win the Major Award...

Danzig 12-20-2006 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pointg5
You win the Major Award...

maybe it's a bowling alley.

ok, glad you saw it--so i can put the other back up til after christmas.

Downthestretch55 12-20-2006 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Honu
I blew about 20 bucks this year up from the 12 I fed the mutuals last year .I dont pay to get in or pay for parking or programs or forms, live 5 mins from the track and I bring my own "liquid" beverage so my coke expendature is about another 30 bucks.
The bonus is I always have a good time...:)

Honu,
Please sit down before you read this.
I haven't met a "fiscally restrained" woman like you.
Actually, I never dreamed I'd ever come across one.
And being as you love horses, work hard, and don't part with the hard earned bucks.... (DTers ...cover your ears cause it's between her and me)...

Will you marry me?

ps...I'll cover your expendatures.

Danzig 12-20-2006 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Honu,
Please sit down before you read this.
I haven't met a "fiscally restrained" woman like you.
Actually, I never dreamed I'd ever come across one.
And being as you love horses, work hard, and don't part with the hard earned bucks.... (DTers ...cover your ears cause it's between her and me)...

Will you marry me?

ps...I'll cover your expendatures.

easy now!!!! you'd be surprised how many women don't fit the 'mold' of what a woman is supposed to be.

Pointg5 12-20-2006 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Honu
I blew about 20 bucks this year up from the 12 I fed the mutuals last year .I dont pay to get in or pay for parking or programs or forms, live 5 mins from the track and I bring my own "liquid" beverage so my coke expendature is about another 30 bucks.
The bonus is I always have a good time...:)

Coke expenditure is only $30 a year in California?

No wonder a certain jockey has a problem...

kidding...

Honu 12-20-2006 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Honu,
Please sit down before you read this.
I haven't met a "fiscally restrained" woman like you.
Actually, I never dreamed I'd ever come across one.
And being as you love horses, work hard, and don't part with the hard earned bucks.... (DTers ...cover your ears cause it's between her and me)...

Will you marry me?

ps...I'll cover your expendatures.


Thats just about the funniest thing Ive read in a long time and Im highly flattered by your offer .

Downthestretch55 12-20-2006 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Honu
Thats just about the funniest thing Ive read in a long time and Im highly flattered by your offer .

Honu,
I'm not trying to be funny.
Seriously, if you decide to take your tack out of Cali and come to NY, I'd love to meet up with you at Toga.
I really haven't come across a lady like you. (though I've been through a few).
Let's just start out as "friends" and go from there.


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