Calzone Lord |
04-20-2012 05:36 AM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by jms62
(Post 854058)
Someone as smart as you is actually buying the "My roomate is gay" line.
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He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.
He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.
He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.
He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.
I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.
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