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cal828 04-19-2012 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MISTERGEE (Post 853955)
wouldnt the track make more money when you are at the track for you to get up and bet at the windows rather than using their wifi and betting with some adw?

That's not what I'm doing. I'm using Oaklawn's app to play Oaklawn and all the other tracks they are simulcasting. No need to use twinspires or whatever, but I guess you could do that.

jms62 04-20-2012 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 853960)
From a horse racing and betting standpoint -- a laptop is wildly superior in all ways.

Also, if you're into piracy...a laptop with a big wide screen is the only way to go. Try watching a cam-made movie like The Hunger Games on an I-pad.

Unless your goal is to win a date with a gay man or you live in one of the nations five largest cities and move a lot ... there is absolutely no need to have an I-Pad.

I-Phones and I-Pads are huge with gays by the way. My girlfriends roommate is a gay man and a couple of the casino employees are gay. They each have different color I-Phones and talk about I-Pad's.

Someone as smart as you is actually buying the "My roomate is gay" line.

Calzone Lord 04-20-2012 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jms62 (Post 854058)
Someone as smart as you is actually buying the "My roomate is gay" line.

He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.

He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.

He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.

He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.

I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.

Danzig 04-20-2012 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 854063)
He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.

He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.

He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.

He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.

I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.

:eek: give him some socks!!! :D j/k

Indian Charlie 04-20-2012 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 854063)
He's out of closet and has an ultra flaming boyfriend living in his bedroom.

He buys a bunch of different colored I-Phone's and I-Pod's to match different outfits. To me, that's more disturbing than anything else.

He gets Netflix and Amazon.com delivery and goes to movie theaters...even after I've taken the time to show him the joys of PiratesBay and UTorrent.

He refuses to eat leftovers...but he brings them home, puts them in the fridge, and eventually throws them away a few days later...assuming I don't eat them.

I will give him credit on the Jolly Rodger Candy flavored scented candals he has spread all over the appartment... those things smell freaking good ... but he is 'rub it in your face -- and bash you over the head' gay.

Is his name Jack?

Calzone Lord 04-20-2012 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 854082)
Is his name Jack?

No.

Here he is in all his glory ...










And if you have anything other than an I-Phone ... you're a loser with a piece of sh!t phone. Think of that the next time you think you'll look cool with an I-Pad.


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