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MaTH716 12-27-2011 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827485)
Why should Morty kill himself again?

Math, why not just make smart ass remarks and almost get to blows with the dude? It will show your kids your the man, show his kids not to **** up in your hood, and probably get you something forbidden from the wifey
Because sometimes in marriage you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Even though she knows he's a douche, he's still her brother and is trying to keep some peace for the children who have already been through a lot. Not to mention that she is very close to her mother (who is very good to my boys) and she really doesn't want to needlessly upset her.

Scav 12-27-2011 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 827488)
Because sometimes in marriage you have to lose the battle to win the war.
Even though she knows he's a douche, he's still her brother and is trying to keep some peace for the children who have already been through a lot. Not to mention that she is very close to her mother (who is very good to my boys) and she really doesn't want to needlessly upset her.
Minor details

MaTH716 12-27-2011 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827489)
Minor details
You'll see what it's like some day.

3kings 12-27-2011 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827485)
Why should Morty kill himself again?

Math, why not just make smart ass remarks and almost get to blows with the dude? It will show your kids your the man, show his kids not to **** up in your hood, and probably get you something forbidden from the wifey
Worst advice ever! You wait Tom this will be happening to you some day. Hopefully you will be kind enough to post it. Beating up your wife's brother(regardless of how big an idiot he is) will cause YOU to be forbidden from your wife.

Bigsmc 12-27-2011 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 827490)
You'll see what it's like some day.
Stop it. Both you and 3Kings.

Scav, don't listen to these guys. You've got it exactly right. I know you'll do the right thing when this happens to you on Christmas day. Put the loser in his place in front of the whole family. Then when everyone has gone home, take what is yours.

Just don't forget to report it here.

Future thread of the year circa 2014.

clyde 12-27-2011 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827485)
Why should Morty kill himself again?


Because that's the way Shakespeare would have written it.

GPK 12-27-2011 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 827515)
Stop it. Both you and 3Kings.

Scav, don't listen to these guys. You've got it exactly right. I know you'll do the right thing when this happens to you on Christmas day. Put the loser in his place in front of the whole family. Then when everyone has gone home, take what is yours.

Just don't forget to report it here.

Future thread of the year circa 2014.
Motion 2nd.

trackrat59 12-27-2011 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 827515)
Stop it. Both you and 3Kings.

Scav, don't listen to these guys. You've got it exactly right. I know you'll do the right thing when this happens to you on Christmas day. Put the loser in his place in front of the whole family. Then when everyone has gone home, take what is yours.

Just don't forget to report it here.

Future thread of the year circa 2014.
:tro:

Scav 12-27-2011 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 827557)
Motion 2nd.
I'm lucky, out of my three sisters, my one brother in law is awesome (sports bettor, crazy fun, little nuts) and another is a genuine great guy. The last one I am not 'that' fond of but he is good to my sister and he is surprisingly great with my two new nephews. I get the feeling that my sister has alot to do with that.

My girlfriend only has an older sister and she is harmless. She is a librarian and a cat person. I guess the two go hand in hand but there isn't a whole lot in common there.

Older Sister: So Tom, what have you read lately?
Tom: Well, there is Bloodhorse.com, DRF.com, the Daily Racing Form, a lil BGR.com and ESPN.com
Older Sister: No, I'm talking about books.
Tom: Last book I read was in Junior High, I'm a huge fan of cliff notes.
Older Sister: Sigh

clyde 12-27-2011 05:51 PM
Is there a way this thread can be locked by a person of authority?



The vomitorium is filling up fast.

MaTH716 12-27-2011 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 827561)
Is there a way that I can be locked up permanently by a person of authority (perferably Thebby)?



The diaherra coming out of my mouth is filling this place up quicker than usual and I just can't seem to control myself. I need help.
FTFY

Scav 12-27-2011 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 827561)
Is there a way this thread can be locked by a person of authority?



The vomitorium is filling up fast.
Hopefully not...I was hoping you would teach Numberboy a thing or two about person to person predator attacks...

Scav 12-27-2011 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 827564)
FTFY
^^^ Not gonna get the help he needs acting that way

clyde 12-27-2011 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 827564)
FTFY
^^^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiUVQ...eature=related

clyde 12-27-2011 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827565)
Hopefully not...I was hoping you would teach Numberboy a thing or two about person to person predator attacks...

You do fine work.

herkhorse 12-27-2011 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827565)
Hopefully not...I was hoping you would teach Numberboy a thing or two about person to person predator attacks...
Numberboy


:tro:



Very Clydian

clyde 12-27-2011 06:43 PM
Little do you all know, but =5 is always the bachelorette who is never picked.

Scav 12-27-2011 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 827572)
Little do you all know, but =5 is always the bachelorette who is never picked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZRAvsZf1g

MaTH716 12-27-2011 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 827566)
^^^ Not gonna get the help he needs acting that way
ok, I'll bite, and what help would that be?

GPK 12-27-2011 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 827577)
ok, I'll bite, and what help would that be?
Stop it. Don't ask him relationship questions.


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