I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.

maybe he's only been with 4 girls?

I'm almost 40 and single, and definitely not getting laid either. You're not missing much...

Who wants to get laid when you can get your nut swallowed? Reason #1 of 1 why I'm in a relationship.

Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................

Only girl that I ever pick up in my car is 2 yo.:o:{>:

Still a great ratio if you think about it.

So says the guy with the Nickleback ringtone:D

That is why there are Champagne Rooms.

My apologies...............I misread the topic.................Ha!

But I don't have any trouble getting laid...............

2-3 times a month





Besides, It's Three Doors Down now..............:o

I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.

Dude I have read this exact post somewhere before.....

You forgot to mention that she loves Subway.

She doesn't.

I was always too nice with those Subway sandwhich artist chicks and Dollar General clerk chicks I tried to pick up.

Let me contribute in a more appropriate way:

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Too bad, I hope that's not a deal breaker for you Dougie..........

That's what my wife is for...see where I am heading with this?

You're still stronger than her, right? I don't get it.

She is Sicilian.