morty is a member of MADD

Same old group.



Gosh, can't we get some new ones in here?

"You do more drugs than me derefore I r bettah!"

"Nuh uuhhh I dun smoke weed everyday. I take two days off a year therefore I r bettah!"

"Mommy!"

Coach....don't you have a team or horsey to hex today?




An what?...no photos?

Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.

Really..come one.

The Crazy Wench ...her last words to me were something like this..'Oh no one will believe you, they will believe me.'



So her FOFs are recognized.

Surely there must be more?

So where are you all?

You are certainly a fine gentleman.



Wear that badge with pride.

Well let's go...let's not stop there.

Morty's last trip to Texas...

Oh my got!

Oh yes...fine ladies and gentleman you all are.




Continue.

Make me believe you mean it.

I'm beginning to think they don't like me.



SportyFans, what do you think?

I'm not picking sides. I could care less what the problems between Clyde and FGFan are. & if Clyde really got tittie pics from someone over Nerdy Trail, than good for him.

No, no...u-tubeys are no fun.



Good song, yes.

Your goofy selections,no.

TG;DC

I think your words belie themselves.


But who knows.

Well the Smelly Old Snatch must be back to watching the tv bank.



You git at dem beans girl!!

This.

morty can cut the bs with the passive-aggressive martyr route, however.