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Indian Charlie 11-30-2010 09:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXy1i...eature=related

clyde 12-01-2010 09:00 AM

Best First Timer Doorknob:

Eddy


Best First Timer Doorknob CutMan:

Nevada Dave

Sightseek 12-01-2010 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729219)
Best Displayer of Somewhere on Thigh IttyBitty V Word Vein:



Sighty

Leave it to you to make fun of something that could potentially kill a person.

clyde 12-01-2010 11:59 AM

How could your thigh possibly kill you??



Kill me..maybe---but you??

clyde 12-01-2010 11:59 AM

In all seriousness---- r u serious??

Sightseek 12-01-2010 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729249)
In all seriousness---- r u serious??

Yes

clyde 12-01-2010 12:02 PM

is it me?

clyde 12-01-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729250)
Yes


I didn't see this before I wrote that.

Are you being real right now??

Sightseek 12-01-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729252)
I didn't see this before I wrote that.

Are you being real right now??

What part of yes do you not understand?

clyde 12-01-2010 12:08 PM

I just didn't know this.


Really did not....I would not have done it otherwise.So..I am sorry.

If it helps---I have what is called one of those skin tags inside the left bicep.Not life threatening, but my suppsoedly very good little friend really enjoyed seeing me almost bleed to death one night as we tried to remove it with scissors and then a carpet knife blade.

He also adored my screams of pain.

randallscott35 12-01-2010 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729255)
I just didn't know this.


Really did not....I would not have done it otherwise.So..I am sorry.

If it helps---I have what is called one of those skin tags inside the left bicep.Not life threatening, but my suppsoedly very good little friend really enjoyed seeing me almost bleed to death one night as we tried to remove it with scissors and then a carpet knife blade.

He also adored my screams of pain.

Whambulance alert.

clyde 12-01-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729253)
What part of yes do you not understand?


The part where the "y" and the "e" converge.


I have what is called asparagus eye.You get it from eating too much green peas and the letters blend into a "g"....so it looks like "gs" to me.

clyde 12-01-2010 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 729257)
Whambulance alert.

Oh eat a kumquat.

Sightseek 12-01-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729255)
I just didn't know this.


Really did not....I would not have done it otherwise.So..I am sorry.

If it helps---I have what is called one of those skin tags inside the left bicep.Not life threatening, but my suppsoedly very good little friend really enjoyed seeing me almost bleed to death one night as we tried to remove it with scissors and then a carpet knife blade.

He also adored my screams of pain.

Why don't you leave it to the professionals and go to a dermatologist?!

randallscott35 12-01-2010 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729260)
Oh eat a kumquat.

I will rip off your skin tags sir.

clyde 12-01-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 729261)
Why don't you leave it to the professionals and go to a dermatologist?!

Because Justin's fine work is free......even if crude and almost always unsuccessful.



Why don't you get that cauterized?



Can't they do something? I really didn't know it was life threatening----honest I ddin't.

clyde 12-01-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 729264)
I will rip off your skin tags sir.

PLEASE!!

Just use an anasthetic.

clyde 12-01-2010 12:19 PM

Ah wonder if we could trade?

randallscott35 12-01-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 729266)
PLEASE!!

Just use an anasthetic.

Four Loko is all I have.

clyde 12-01-2010 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 729269)
Four Loko is all I have.


And that is...what?


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