My fat ass needs a break.

Where would you like it - right cheek, left cheek, or straight down the middle?

You're really a funny girl.




Some day we can play dentist....I'll be the dentist and stick my tool in your mouth.

Now what have you to say------Ms. Big Time?








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How 'bout I bite your needle if you do-------Mr. Big Mouth? And, that's Mrs. Big Time to you, lard ass.

..hmmm.....you really are a hardened brat.......exactly how big are your tits, baby?...

And, you are a brat in training.

Let's put it this way, - my cleavage is not as deep as your plumber's crack. Best and only answer I'll give you on the subject, Mr. Suave and Debonair.

EAUXH!!!!

Playful banter earlier in the day


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into NASTY name calling.


Oh wait that's the norm here though.

Was going to tell you kiddos you need a time out, but carry on.



Me thinks there's been alot of drinking and imbibing going on here today...
note see above or the smartypants threads or Rudy's siggy....ROROROROROR!!!!

I haven't had a drop to drink all day - just giving Mortimer Fat Butt Woofie Boy some of his own medicine. Consummate jerk. But, I'll only devote a day or two a year to it. Day almost over.

BTW - love the song, hh - one of my favorites, but it doesn't apply to this "exchange".

Well then your not part of the imbibers yet you started out so playful earlier in the day. However certainly there are some in the smarty threads that are just running on fumes. Oh right wait you kept getting echoed up there, :D,maybe some just can't read.

It's a waste of energy with the morty wuffie, he thrives on it.
Now if you really want to get to him, use Deb-O-Deb's advice, shock collar works well. I have on that could take him off his feet....:D

I really think at this point we ALL need to simmer down....


Kick it back a few notches...




Take a moment... a REAL moment.... to sit back and reflect on what this beautiful life affords us daily....Friends, family, good times and get togethers.


go ahead... take a moment..... pull those old photos out of the closet.











Remember the good times. Heck, maybe phone an old pal and catch up - before these crazy holidays get a hold of all of our time and attention - heh heh... you know just know will! :).





There.... That's better.... Isn't it?







And....as as we discussing what would make our loved ones and dear friends joyful this season of giving.....


Can't you just envision the JOY and Smiling Faces and :{>:LOVE :{>: of a limited edition Yaddacubed picture thingy hangin over the 'ole hearth on Xmas Morn???



I knew you would!!!!


Sign up today and I'll make sure Yaddacubed shows up WITH SANTA... for the first 50 folks ONLY.... (she's a busy gal :D) who put their friends and families ahead of the own shameful selfishness an order 8 EACH.

Today Only.



Do NOT get shut out of this once in a lifetime deal.






Seriously. YaddaCubed needs to see you on Xmas eve - do it for her.

My later in the day mood is based primarily on what happened in racing today -

A wonderful horse gets DQ'd.
A jockey who should know better makes a dangerous decision
A noted jockey goes postal.
Horses loading the wrong gates
A horse gets forced to run when she was giving all kinds of signals that she didn't want to.

At times, I hate to love this sport.

morty woofie has an achilles heel like most bullies.

Thanks. I WAS in a good mood until you mentioned hoilday time with FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

I am canceling my order.:mad:

Comimg from a genuine Witch...that's not so bad.



I think your oven got condemned a llllong time ago.

I think this entire room is going to be vaporized before the night is over.

Franny.....you're an AK47 with no bullets.

SHUT UP, JUST SHUT THE F UP!

Holidays...:D, we don't have to wait that long.
Remember there's still tomorrow to go.

Sadly Doreen Morty has no achilles heel, like we said only a shock or bark collar works..:p But today did suck, never mind the mindless talent.
What part can they not get straight after how many runs and in the bc it is A Coma, how hard is that..not ack oma.

..gidgey-gidgey-goo!!!







:D

a nerve has been struck