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MaTH716 05-12-2010 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dean smith (Post 646907)
Fellas,

I just thought I'd share a video with you. I thought you might just click on it and say to yourselves, what the hell, maybe I can take a few minutes out of my day otherwise spent arguing with other two hundred pound men about the proper way to race ride thoroughbreds and, at the very least, acknowledge the fact that it was a logistical masterpiece getting 100 people to emerge out of thin air in a busy student union to pull that off. At most, I was hoping you'd find it entertaining (especially when they busted out the manhood arousing "O-H-I-O" chant toward the end).

I don't know how this became the DT Homophobe thread (well, I guess I do, having posted a "Glee"-inspired Ohio State flash mob video). I want to make it clear that I, as a straight man who considers himself a friend to the homosexual, am glad that a large population of good-looking men with killer fashion sense are not interested in my wife.

Vol, how dare a fan of the totally irrelevent Tennessee Volunteers even think about uttering a single @#!%& word about the NFL all-pro factory that is THE Ohio State University. I'll debate you all night if you want, but I'm seeing your creamsickle-wearing, "Rocky Top"-singing hilljacks and raising you 35 Big Ten championships, 7 Heisman Trophies, and 7 National Titles. Peyton Manning is long gone. He didn't win anything when he was there, anyway. Now you have a .500 program. And have for awhile. All those "gay" kids dancing in the video wouldn't even know where Tennessee is on the map. It's not because they're ignorant. It's because they never had a reason to care. I'm out like Lane Kiffen!

P.S.: Cannon Shell, these guys want their material back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jH2Ka0mT1c

Whom is this homosexual you speak so fondly of?

Danzig 05-12-2010 08:21 PM

26. dodgeball banned at school
27. skin care for men
28. diaper changing stations in mens restrooms
29. man bags (purses for men?!)
30. capri pants for men
31. the view
32. dr phil

Bigsmc 05-12-2010 08:27 PM

33. No shorts in the Belmont paddock.

herkhorse 05-12-2010 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 646915)
26. dodgeball banned at school what?, since when?
27. skin care for men
28. diaper changing stations in mens restrooms
29. man bags (purses for men?!)
30. capri pants for men please tell me these don't exist
31. the view
32. dr phil

33. tweets

Cannon Shell 05-12-2010 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by philcski (Post 646844)
:D

you like sushi!

I'm not immune to the pussification wave.

Danzig 05-12-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 646921)
33. tweets

lots of schools have banned dodge ball-playing cowboys and indians too. hell, one kid got suspended for using thumb and index finger to simulate a gun. i think he was in first grade.

as for capris, i've seen them in magazines. yikes.

MaTH716 05-12-2010 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 646926)
lots of schools have banned dodge ball-playing cowboys and indians too. hell, one kid got suspended for using thumb and index finger to simulate a gun. i think he was in first grade.

as for capris, i've seen them in magazines. yikes.

We used to love playin cowboys and indians when we were kids. Except for that poor chinese kid, he always got stuck being the cook.

satan's twin 05-12-2010 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 646924)
I'm not immune to the pussification wave.

That's the one you do with the bend wrist, no?

Cannon Shell 05-12-2010 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by satan's twin (Post 646929)
That's the one you do with the bend wrist, no?

supposedly

dean smith 05-12-2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 646927)
We used to love playin cowboys and indians when we were kids. Except for that poor chinese kid, he always got stuck being the cook.

That kid got off easy. We used to make our Chinese kid crawl down a hole to light the dynamite!

Man, that was a cheap one. I apologize.

Coach Pants 05-12-2010 08:41 PM

I watched one episode of this "show"

This piece of garbage took Jane Lynch away from a good show...Party Down. God damn this show to hell.

Coach Pants 05-12-2010 08:46 PM

That video is fruity but this one is the lovechild of Elton John and Richard Simmons...

http://www.doobybrain.com/2010/05/09...n-dance-craze/

dean smith 05-12-2010 08:51 PM

So that's how they get all the white women...

Thanks for the peek behind the curtain, Pants.

Coach Pants 05-12-2010 08:56 PM

The next DT horse should be named Dick Slang. And when he breaks his maiden at Churchill the video department needs to play that vid.

satan's twin 05-12-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dean smith (Post 646907)
Fellas,

I just thought I'd share a video with you. I thought you might just click on it and say to yourselves, what the hell, maybe I can take a few minutes out of my day otherwise spent arguing with other two hundred pound men about the proper way to race ride thoroughbreds and, at the very least, acknowledge the fact that it was a logistical masterpiece getting 100 people to emerge out of thin air in a busy student union to pull that off. At most, I was hoping you'd find it entertaining (especially when they busted out the manhood arousing "O-H-I-O" chant toward the end).

I don't know how this became the DT Homophobe thread (well, I guess I do, having posted a "Glee"-inspired Ohio State flash mob video). I want to make it clear that I, as a straight man who considers himself a friend to the homosexual, am glad that a large population of good-looking men with killer fashion sense are not interested in my wife.

Vol, how dare a fan of the totally irrelevent Tennessee Volunteers even think about uttering a single @#!%& word about the NFL all-pro factory that is THE Ohio State University. I'll debate you all night if you want, but I'm seeing your creamsickle-wearing, "Rocky Top"-singing hilljacks and raising you 35 Big Ten championships, 7 Heisman Trophies, and 7 National Titles. Peyton Manning is long gone. He didn't win anything when he was there, anyway. Now you have a .500 program. And have for awhile. All those "gay" kids dancing in the video wouldn't even know where Tennessee is on the map. It's not because they're ignorant. It's because they never had a reason to care. I'm out like Lane Kiffen!

P.S.: Cannon Shell, these guys want their material back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jH2Ka0mT1c

"Logistical masterpiece to get a hundred people to emerge out of thin air"..........? You are a gullible little sprite, aren't you? I believe the article said they have been practicing that 'masterpiece' since February.

Let me give it to you STRAIGHT, from one OSU grad to allegedly another. First, before you try interpreting other posts, try to get your arms around that little teaser called sarcasm. Secondly, not only is that video totally gay, it totally sucks. Besides being Lance Bass gay, it's especially Lance Bass bad. That's the reason it was ripped. (The fact the 'performers' were all clad in Ohio State t-shirts almost caused me to vomit on the boa I was wearing.)

dean smith 05-12-2010 09:59 PM

Fair enough. "Logistical masterpiece" might have been going overboard. Simple "choreography" might have sufficed. Really, I was trying to be light the entire time. My sense of humor is kind of dry.

Vol Jack, upon re-reading what I wrote, it kind of comes across as me playing a little too rough. Man, I'm just trying to clown you, sports bar argument-style. I apologize.

dean smith 05-12-2010 10:04 PM

34. Feeling you have to apologize on Internet message boards because you suspect you might have come across as an ass.

SOREHOOF 05-14-2010 04:58 PM

35. Electric cars.
36. Trans-fat bans.
37. Diet beer.
38. Temporary tattoos.

Cannon Shell 05-14-2010 05:11 PM

39. Smoking bans
40. Wine bars
41. Concerts by people who dont even have their own songs
42. safety whips
43. Pasties
44. Smart Cars

Bigsmc 05-14-2010 05:51 PM

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40. Wine bars
41. Concerts by people who dont even have their own songs
42. safety whips
43. Pasties
44. Smart Cars

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