satan's twin |
06-20-2009 09:04 AM |
It was an exciting race to watch with the dark skies and lighting and thunder looming not too far off. Just after the Colonel crossed the finished line, a hyperventivated Scav made a furious waddle up the porch near the winner's circle to the top of the stairs where the entire entourage of Team Green Bay was gleefully assembled. As Scav reached the rest of the pack, it was immediately noted that the rotund lad had a huge wad of foam/spit/snot/drool/??? flowing from his mouth around the side of his face. Uproarious laughter then mixed in with elation for the trip to the winner's circle. I know the horse worked its ass off running around the track but I have know idea what TommyBoy was doing during that 1:04:02. Reminded me of a story....
A penguin was driving his car through a little Texas town when he suddenly experienced car trouble. The car quit in the middle of the road near a mechanic's garage. The mechanic came out and looked at the car and said he'd need a few hours to assess the damage. To kill time the penguin walked around town until he found an ice cream store. The penguin was estatic and went inside and ate bowl after bowl of vanilla ice cream. By the time he finished he had ice cream smeared all over his face and walked back to the garage looking the same way.
When he walked into the garage the mechanic said, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin said, "No, I swear, it's just ice cream."
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