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TheSpyder 12-09-2008 07:58 AM
This has real thread of the year potential!

It's early, but, this is going to be an interesting read today....

timmgirvan 12-09-2008 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by docicu3
You know it doesn't matter what he has to say.......when your woman screams to the entire free world that "you have no clue how to please a woman" your only response has to be "check please".......take your lawn mower and go home where ever that is going to be:zz:


Cause you don't live here no more!!!! (future #1 country single)
That is ONE awfully upset woman!

Mortimer 12-09-2008 12:37 PM
That's NoseDrops you fool.

Mortimer 12-09-2008 12:41 PM
Dr.Watson was either YonDillinger or TommyNoShoes.

Payson Dave 12-09-2008 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by LindaWatson
...... truth is I did get something ... I got a fresh batch of egg nog unloaded down my throat after having my cornhole stretched ....


... by a man who wears socks with holes in them. Socks which have an awfully foul odor to them I might add. But here we are ... finger bangin' away. LOL!


If Linda does this in any order is it a quinella or enchilada?... Do the socks have an awful odor cause she got them from Drugs? ... do they have "finger bangin" good chicken on the menu at KFC??

dellinger63 12-09-2008 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Dr.Watson was either YonDillinger or TommyNoShoes.
sorry my filly don't hunt........

Mortimer 12-09-2008 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dellinger63
sorry my filly don't hunt........

I beg your pardon?

FGFan 12-09-2008 12:51 PM
:eek:





OMG!!





Boy I miss a lot not being on here in the looney hours!





:D
:tro:

The Indomitable DrugS 12-09-2008 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by LindaWatson
Goodbye Jason.
I can't believe you brought me back here for this.

Linda, you get seperated from Doc when I say you get seperated from Doc. You don't think. You don't talk. You don't make any decisions. And you sure as sh!t dont come on Nerdy Trail and dis my friend Doc like that while I'm trying to help him through a rough patch in his marriage. So sit down and shut the fucl< up, you stupid FUCl<.

You suck. You fucl<. You suck some more and then you swallow. Then you go fix me a fucl<ing calzone and get the fucl< outta my face or I'll ram your goddamn head through a wall and park my '04 Chevy Cav up your ass again.

are we CLEAR?!?

GBBob 12-09-2008 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I can't believe you brought me back here for this.

Linda, you get seperated from Doc when I say you get seperated from Doc. You don't think. You don't talk. You don't make any decisions. And you sure as sh!t dont come on Nerdy Trail and dis my friend Doc like that while I'm trying to help him through a rough patch in his marriage. So sit down and shut the fucl< up, you stupid FUCl<.

You suck. You fucl<. You suck some more and then you swallow. Then you go fix me a fucl<ing calzone and get the fucl< outta my face or I'll ram your goddamn head through a wall and park my '04 Chevy Cav up your ass again.

are we CLEAR?!?
Hi Doug

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:02 PM
Nothing like the Poet Laureate's magic touch.

TheSpyder 12-09-2008 01:04 PM
:eek:

The Indomitable DrugS 12-09-2008 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by GBBob
Hi Doug
Please don't call me by my slave name Bob. My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed. But I must be showing myself to the door right now.

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed.
Well heeeeello there! :D

GBBob 12-09-2008 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Please don't call me by my slave name Bob. My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed. But I must be showing myself to the door right now.
A thousand camels will appear at your doorstep as an apology

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GBBob
A thousand camels will appear at your doorstep as an apology

Given enough time....the board Caligula will smoke them all.

Coach Pants 12-09-2008 01:24 PM
This isn't even the best thread of the week. ;)

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Given enough time....the board Caligula will smoke them all.
Who is that, Morty?

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Who is that, Morty?


You have to ask??

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You have to ask??
Would I have asked if I didn't have to ask? :D


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