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Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:D I could start a web site with some of the pics sent to my phone
And the thing stopping you is...what?

Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav
Please sir, spare me the bs, I have heard from uncly that you are within the top .5% weathly, in the great nation of Nerdy Trail
Would you mind sending this evidence out to each female poster here?

Scav 10-29-2008 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Would you mind sending this evidence out to each female poster here?
Sir, tell them to contact me, and I will verify. No problem at all. Sir

Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:56 PM
Via pm?

Good...will.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
And the thing stopping you is...what?
Well lets see:

1)The subject of the art, would most likely KILL me if she found out.

2) The subject of the art, would most likely never touch me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

3) The subject of the art, would most likely never talk to me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

4) The subject of the art, would most likely create a website of the pics I've sent her if she found out.

5) I :{>: the subject of the art too much to do that to her.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Well lets see:

1)The subject of the art, would most likely KILL me if she found out.

2) The subject of the art, would most likely never touch me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

3) The subject of the art, would most likely never talk to me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

4) The subject of the art, would most likely create a website of the pics I've sent her if she found out.

5) I :{>: the subject of the art too much to do that to her.

What about a private viewing....know what ahm thayin'?

Scav 10-29-2008 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Via pm?

Good...will.
Yes sir, now start working on Uncly to see some of those dupas she is talking about.

RELEASE THE DUPAS UNCLY!!!

geeker2 10-29-2008 02:59 PM
Who is Art?

Is that you Morty?

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav
Yes sir, now start working on Uncly to see some of those dupas she is talking about.

RELEASE THE DUPAS UNCLY!!!

not sure!!! eventho there are a few pix that have no face attached to the dupa

Scav 10-29-2008 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
not sure!!! eventho there are a few pix that have no face attached to the dupa
Exactly, that is all we are looking for. Face is never needed when talking about dupa pictures

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav
Exactly, that is all we are looking for. Face is never needed when talking about dupa pictures

I'll exchange a dupa pic off my phone for a dupa pic off your phone :p

Scav 10-29-2008 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I'll exchange a dupa pic off my phone for a dupa pic off your phone :p
SEE MORTY@!!! YOU GOTTA get a TEXTER

viscount26 10-29-2008 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav
Exactly, that is all we are looking for. Face is never needed when talking about dupa pictures
Fine work. Keep at it
:tro:

TheSpyder 10-29-2008 04:24 PM
Means she has avibrator, and not asexual. Sounds like a rocket to me.
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Originally Posted by letswastemoney
I need romance advice. Do asexuals, or people who don't want sex at all from anyone at anytime, exist? Or is it just some clever scheme for girls to tell you they only want you as a friend, without hurting your feelings. Or maybe I should just accept the fact that I won't get sex out of her, no matter if she's lying about the asexual thing or not.

mclem0822 10-29-2008 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by the_fat_man
About as much as BIsexuals exist.
As Dennis Miller once said "Come down from the fence and pick a hole"!:D

Mortimer 10-29-2008 04:51 PM
I think maybe being ahuman is best for some of us.

I think it was Carlo Gambino who said---well no. Wasn't him. I think it was Henry David Thoreau who said..............now I forgot what he said.



I told you some of us should be ahuman.

Rileyoriley 10-29-2008 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
It does sound exciting,but as part of my Paranoid Schizo condition I am not only retracting from people...I am doing the same with technology.I don't have a texter nor cell phone of any kind, nor a pager,nor an i-pod,nor catv..and soon enough...nor a car.


I am scaling down to the point I will use only what is needed to survive wretched day to day life.


So you can see why I get even more depressed when I ask so little...and get even less.

OH! You're one of the aformentioned minimum wage workers. Have you tried moving to a more populated area? I understand that's the cure. Or you could just wait until Obama gets elected and join Geeker and me in the "free stuff" line.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
OH! You're one of the aformentioned minimum wage workers. Have you tried moving to a more populated area? I understand that's the cure. Or you could just wait until Obama gets elected and join Geeker and me in the "free stuff" line.

I'm also a 43 year old woman who wants to have her 5th kiddie---I'm doomed.







Just send the photos---will ya?

geeker2 10-29-2008 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
OH! You're one of the aformentioned minimum wage workers. Have you tried moving to a more populated area? I understand that's the cure. Or you could just wait until Obama gets elected and join Geeker and me in the "free stuff" line.

Let me clarify what DeboDeb means.

You can get in line BEHIND us...because we called dibs on the "free stuff" first. :p

Cajungator26 10-29-2008 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh?

You mean just because you go on and off like a red light..that has made me cool on you?



:rolleyes:
Believe it. She told me last weekend she has the hots for you. :{>:


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