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Mortimer 09-22-2008 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by pgardn
I just did.
Good for you.

Mortimer 09-22-2008 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:tro: :tro: :tro:
Too kind....but no cigar.


:mad:

Rileyoriley 09-22-2008 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind....but no cigar.


:mad:


:rolleyes: I don't smoke.

Mortimer 09-22-2008 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:rolleyes: I don't smoke.

Boy I'll say.


:mad:

pgardn 09-22-2008 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:rolleyes: I don't smoke.
The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

Rileyoriley 09-22-2008 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pgardn
The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

Mortimer 09-22-2008 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pgardn
The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

^^^^Once tried to reproduce the famous night of Ben Franklin by trying to fly a key with a kite tied to the end in of it in a thunderstorm.

Mortimer 09-22-2008 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.

pgardn 09-22-2008 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.
Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.

pgardn 09-22-2008 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.
Gadzooks.

An attempt at levity.

Rileyoriley 09-22-2008 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pgardn
Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.

Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.

pgardn 09-22-2008 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.
Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.

Rileyoriley 09-22-2008 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pgardn
Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.

Wrong section. The political threads are one section down.

pgardn 09-22-2008 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Wrong section. The political threads are one section down.
Now then.

Morton will be receiving you again.
Peace has been made by the interloper.
All is good.

No more angry faces.
No more hurt feelings.
My job is done here.

My cape please Alfred...

Rileyoriley 09-22-2008 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pgardn
Now then.

Morton will be receiving you again.
Peace has been made by the interloper.
All is good.

No more angry faces.
No more hurt feelings.
My job is done here.

My cape please Alfred...

Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?:eek:

pgardn 09-22-2008 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?:eek:

wow.

Quite an analysis.
You take the cape.
To the roof, you can fly!

hi_im_god 09-22-2008 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Masturbation, mother fetishes, and Batman..................
you did say you were a teacher?:eek:
^
robinorobin

hi_im_god 09-23-2008 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by pgardn
wow.

Quite an analysis.
You take the cape.
To the roof, you can fly!
^
5 yo daughter thinks he needs to get out more.

Mortimer 09-23-2008 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I truly can't believe this is a f*cking spinoff thread....I truly can't find the words to properly expres how pathetic an idea this is.
And your contributions to the stupid threads....are what?

GPK 09-23-2008 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
And your contributions to the stupid threads....are what?
MDF, you are braver than I:tro:

Dont ya know Skivs ended up in the hospital after a day or two with Thebby??:wf :wf


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