Thats what I thought.

Were you lying in your PM?

I was not.

Hello,Mr. Garden.


I'm Lt. Greenwood from the Westerville Police Dept.Now I've just got a few questions I'd like to ask you.First...where were you on or about the time of this e-mail that you claim to be a lie?

Then I'd like you to tell me if you are certified to work with explosives.No reason to get upset,sir;it's just routine.

Everyone clear out and let the law conduct business. There's nothing to see here now move on....

Objection overruled.
Sit DOWN Lt. Greenwood.

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Wow.
Rather violent.

I thought you wanted a black kid to Columbine me.
Still feel that way head case... errr Pillow case?

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

I want you to use proper punctuation.

Not quite yet,Mr. Garden.

Do ya feel like everyone lies to you? Why do you think that is? I'm confused on your mentioning dog food and bees wax in the same reply.


Are you able to open a can of tuna not having the pop off lid accommodation?

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Read the post.
I asked are you lying?

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

Sure you do.
You wish me harm?

Holy cow! You actually have the audacity
to state I am playing victim when you accuse
me of calling you a liar?

I asked you a direct question:
Are you lying? In your first PM?

And if your first PM is accurate,
let me ask you how you would
feel about someone wishing you
were offed. And then show a picture
of with someone getting shot in the
head?

If not, I politely suggest you cease.
If so...