Wow...I never thought I would see the day that Sir Morty is kissing some behind.....

HUH?

I guess you missed the fucl<ing azzhole fest.

And amusing is amusing....if you didn't find those two items I mentioned HIGHLY amusing----well then confine yourself to GardenSnakes classroom....sir.

Andrew....how can I thank you?

Dropped in on my fav this and that store a little bit ago.



Something caught my eye at the register.....I saw in the lottery card rack lotto tickets with panda bears on them.






I had to look deeper.









They were titled " PANDA-MONEYUM."











I know.













Anyways......the slot they were in was numbered....8.














Someone recently told me that was my lucky number.













I know.





























Anyhooo......I asked..."how much for no. 8?"

















2 dollah...she replied.
















I ordered 4 a the sumb!tches.




































They all lost.