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Mortimer 04-17-2008 09:54 PM

If there actually is a fountain of youth...it's really old.

Mortimer 04-17-2008 09:59 PM

Could you imagine how many versions of baseball Doubleday came up with before his finished product?

He couldn't possibly have come up with it all on the first try.








I think the first try probably is where puckey came from.

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:05 PM

Why haven't we an invisible fence for convicts?

Wouldn't it be so much cheaper?





If we had invisible fences years ago...Tom Sawyer would not have been possible.

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:06 PM

I really do think BrownSugar looks like this:


:p

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:08 PM

And how the fucl< can you reinvent the wheel?

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:11 PM

Hello, sorry I have Webtv and cannot PM,
computer crash at work so I could not respond.


Now...don't get me wrong. She seems like a very nice lady....but I don't get this.






Do you?

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:12 PM

Oh well.....time to make new cells.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 07:10 AM

And so the sun vomits light upon another day here.









I know,

It's a gift.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 07:53 AM

You must be psychic.

GPK 04-18-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm leaving.


I've already left...


No one...





























NO ONE


























tells KGB when to take intermission


















































:mad:

Mortimer 04-18-2008 08:30 AM

!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!






































INTERMISSION

GPK 04-18-2008 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!





































INTERMISSION

:eek: :eek:


:mad:




























































;)

Mortimer 04-18-2008 10:30 AM

I'm a wild,gamblin , crazy kind of guy.

Antitrust32 04-18-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I'm a wild,gamblin , crazy kind of guy.


we are two peas in one seperated pod.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
we are two peas in one seperated pod.




I catch your drift.

Payson Dave 04-18-2008 02:01 PM

Should we change your name to Aunty Smartman??

Mortimer 04-18-2008 02:20 PM

I think she's Avery Smartuncly.

Antitrust32 04-18-2008 02:45 PM

Thats what she said.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 08:00 PM

Sometimes thought patterns are hard to intercept here.




If you get gum stuck in your peanut butter...



...cut off some of your hair and use that to remove it.





It works!


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