So, who here can actually play poker, and who needs to be taught how to play?

Morty, are you a pro?

I taught Zeke everything he doesn't know.

So you got the 4 hour problem taken care of?:D

yep she made my eyes troll back

I can see a future of 4 hour "problems" for you. hope you have good medical.:)

I'll put it this way ,Tom

I hate Texas Hold 'em....unless Debbie's in Texas doing Dallas.






Anyhooo....I love 7 card stud......but after 3 hours of the dealer calling there own game some yuk-em-up always calls queen AND,low hole,one eyed jacks and the king wih the axe,,,,,,,,,,and natural 7's!!!!







I just can't deal with that.

Hmmm, I've only been playing for a few years and the only versions I've played are texas hold'em, pot limit omaha and five card brag.

Gosh...you have a long way to go.


Try Indian poker.


Film that....great for parties.

she is also a very good poker player......her pair beats a full house everytime...

Riley deals from below the waist.







It tickles!!

So you don't mind losing to her at poker????

Hey you! Keep our basement discussions to yourself!;)

I don't mind losing to her at ANYTHING.

Oh...I'm sorry...really.





Hold me....I'm frightened.

You don't "feel" frightened.;)

I can't lose when I play poker

LOL! Good one! I quit on that one. Must go to work now. Have a good afternoon playing pokeher.:)

That's the first sign that I am.


Now you must hide me.

I know the perfect place. Meet me in the basement!;)

Does he feel petrified??













pet·ri·fy (ptr-f)
v. pet·ri·fied,
1. To scare greatly
2. To cause to become stiff.