I will start another "YIPPEEEE..." thread. I will find another Buck Naked pic to post.

OK Mom...take it slow.




Oh...I may have found your pantyhose.









Nah...it's just an old ocean fishing net.













Oh I'm kidding.

Again..sorry to hear....hope things smooth out soon.

Actually...I think she left her pantyhose back at Bucky's place.

if i ever drive my car off the road i swear this was the license plate of the vehicle that swerved into my lane.

Might work if you can guess the make/model/color of the vehicle. Let's hear it...

i was pretty taumatized after the rollover. if it weren't for the easy to remember plate that bastard would have gotten away.

i think there was a mountain on it. but i might be wrong. i don't know.

all i know was it said "byk fan". that sticks out. i wrote that down on this paper as soon as it happened. i don't remember the color. it happened so fast. it was all a blur.

christ my neck hurts. is the ambulance on the way?

"Son, let me get this straight...Yeah, I'll hold you beer as long as you put out that weed...You saw this vehicle coming straight at you, but you don't remember what the make/model/color of the vehicle. But you do remember the license plate sure as day....Son, you do understand that Arizona doesn't require license plates on the front of vehicles....No, son, they don't require them...Yeah, you can wait until 4:00 EST to make your 1 phone call...What, you want to call into a talk radio show about horses???........

no.

he was speeding up from behind me and swerved into my lane. it was a (here's where i take a calculated risk) car. that's all i know.

and i'd appreciate a little more professionalism from you officer. i'm calling white privilege. here's my card.

If he is a Texan as his screen name suggests, I would try Pick-up truck as my calculated risk.

I tell you what, 4/5 on the pickup truck.

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

An air conditioner on wheels with a drivers seat made out of dry ice?

I don't play chalk.

As for the Arizona car, I hear the best thing to get around Tucson these days is a small helicopter.

Even if you had a small helicopter, they would find a way to do construction in the air. Unbelieveable that a city with a population that is now over 1 million still had not grasped the concept of freeways. Only I-10 through the west side of town, and that is all under construction. The highway department has seriously shut down every exit through the center of town, so you have to take the congested access roads to get anywhere...

Bad news for me LT, as I have to spend 3 1/2 weeks in a crappy hotel near Starr Pass and the freeway starting the end of Jan.

When does Rillito Downs open?

We run every Saturday and Sunday in February. Make sure you let me know when you will be out there and I will make sure you are taken care of on at least the basic stuff. Charming little track in the Old Pueblo...

Thanks, I'll let you know. Love that 5/8ths track!