"goo-foo!"

boffo line up tonight in esoteric

" I would like to know how to make a pick 6."

"Who is this Thebby thing?"

"Aaron Gryder lets the lollipop guild down again!"

what is a predator...and why are they everywhere?

"How do I say...I would like to make a pick 6 for all of my dollars?"

" Is Baffert going to be feeding his quarter horses more hay? Who is Baffert?"

"Why isn't there a $.10 exacta at the BC? Also...let me hold a fiddy"

"I am afraid of the betting machines...how do I make the work?"

gimme back that fiddy.

"It's hard for me to type this with Sheikh Mo's balls on my chin"

"I don't know if I an do this anymore...my belly hurts again!!!"

Dee Tee thongs finally back in stock!

Aren't phillies and mairs baseball teams? What are baseball teams doing in mamouth races?"?"

thud!

'How do I operate the submit buddon?"