Man you are such a snot!


Let yer stinkin' hair down already.

Oh ...I forgot the photos.



What a mess.

drugS is younger than you are!!

Nope.

I have Mortimer 14-to-12 on age.

Only in actual years. He doesn't ACT younger. :D

OMG. you've obviously never met him or spoken with him.

he only seems to act older to you because he sticks to horse racing topics here.

maybe you should ask him to send you a video tape of old classic type races.

on the tape he sent me, i got a lead in of about 20 minutes of randy moss (the football player) highlights (high school, college and pro) before i got to the races.

mixed in with the races? clips of his favorite porn star, lexus, giving bj's to some gargantuan freak of nature!

my girlfriend at the time, she really was appreciative of that!

At least you didn't get the tape where I mixed scat porn in with the races - I believe I sent that one to Sighty-Poo.

That is some nasty shiat (no pun of course)... :eek:

:eek:

I returned it and added my own collection of midget porn.

did ya see the one where the midget....

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oh never mind

You're the best!

I LOVE midget porn!

I figured you to be that sorta guy.

I sent DrugS the Tabitha Stevens blows Bigfoot vid.

According to another forum, your dream woman, Balletto is celebrating her birthday today. I hope you got her something extra special to show your undying lust for her.

is she turning 18 again this year?

Maybe this will finally be the big year she debuts on ESPN too!

She already debuted on ESPN, shes Stewart Scott

She has all of my personal info....

Tragically, I have little of hers.

Perhaps Spencer or Cajun can give me her digits so I can wish her a happy birthday.

pretty sure I saw them on the bathroom wall at the KEE sale....next time I'm over that way I will write it down for you.

You're a life saver Thebby!