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GPK 04-04-2007 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
oh geez...wonder how many are going to wonder about that statement.....


the exact reason I posted it....:D :D

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
the exact reason I posted it....:D :D

oh you dog you! lol

i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving.
some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day.

then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know....
i found that out later. what an ASS!!

ugh!!!

GPK 04-04-2007 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
oh you dog you! lol

i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving.
some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day.

then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know....
i found that out later. what an ASS!!

ugh!!!



*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out":eek:

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out":eek:

lol
yeah, you tell him before i box his ears.

GPK 04-04-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
lol
yeah, you tell him before i box his ears.


Deb....had a sit down with him. Got him straight. SOrry...he gets carried away at times...

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.


note to self:

sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well....

GPK 04-04-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.


*note to Hoss....dont mess with Danzig....she's tough woman.*

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:48 PM

note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.

accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps.

Danzig 04-04-2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
*note to Hoss....dont f*ck with Danzig....*


lmao


in jest, on here, is one thing...but finding out that guy did that today--yuck...but i did ask tony if he'd have done that.

i think i'll keep his reply to myself!

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:49 PM

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

Sightseek 04-04-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap:eek:

paisjpq 04-04-2007 08:54 PM

note to myself: superman?!?! whose house am I watching? must regroup.

Sightseek 04-04-2007 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap:eek:

:D


note to myself: the moon is waning since the full on Monday

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:01 PM

note to myself: remember that hossy is crafty. trying to throw me off with the superman onesey...I knew it was him in the batman suit with his bum hangin out.

consider returning emails to sender.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:02 PM

My dear,dear ,dear friends.


What can I say?







I've written down a few ideas:





I'm just too good to be trooooooo

Can't take my eyes off of meeeeee







or







Precious and few are the moments I can share with meeeee



E-E-E








or







Killing me softly with my words

Killing me softly with my song











or









Me there!....me with the stars in my eyes







or









You

don't

want anybody else


everytime you miss me you touch yourself









or









My friends wonder why I call me all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know that I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

CHORUS ( =:> )




Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up my time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, i want
Regret what I've done, regret me? I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I'll only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why


Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss is on my list of the best things in life
Because my kiss my kiss is on my list
Because my kiss my kiss I can't resist



I think I like the last one best.



You?


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