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paisjpq 03-23-2007 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Note to myself:




Ponder kicking azz of one of the voices.

note to myself:
find out which one of the asses he is going to kick...then hide behind the other one

Mortimer 03-24-2007 12:19 AM

Note to myself:



Seeing basketballs and still hearing voices.

Must stop both.

Feel wired.

Can't sleep.



Depressed over never being good enough.

Heard that voice clear over from other thread.




Hope Ohio State loses and ends basketball no doze problem.

Purchase ear muffs to end voice problem.

Send attack raccoons to certain mouse infested house to end depression problem.







Still not sure what GF means.

Must find out.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 08:36 AM

Note to myself:


Keep this great note to themself...."note to myself:
find out which one of the asses he is going to kick...then hide behind the other one"

Excellent material. Save and use later....claim I am the originater.


Found out what GF mean


But forgot already.


Will go directly to A for Zodiac Ciphers.


Very rare....the ZC's have a 7 day at A...right after 4 day.


7 will win races 1,2,5,6,7 and 8.



At GF ciphers say......7 ( BrooklynSmart) in 7th. That's it.

Pass these fine selections along to TwoMinutesToToast.

paisjpq 03-24-2007 08:40 AM

note to myself: consider saying good morning to morty.

just consider it.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 08:42 AM

Note to myself:


Raccoons back from Boston attack assignment.

Report mission was successful.

But now realize I rmisead screen name

But I am glad she was destroyed even if in error.

Have told raccoons they must go back out to Maryland and destroy voice causing my depression....the correct voice.

Not very happy about working weekends....but have promised surprise for them in next weeks fish bucket.


Really must spend more time on recognizing the various screen names here.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 08:45 AM

Note to myself:


Voices back.

Very corny today.




Do not forget ear muffs.

Grits 03-24-2007 08:56 AM

Morty, you're growing on me.



Honestly, I'm stunned.



You think GRITS are just dumb barefoot hicks below the Mason Dixon



I'll prove you




wrong, in time.

paisjpq 03-24-2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: consider saying good morning to morty.

just consider it.

note to myself...I was right to carefully consider this.


Good Morning Morty.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:00 AM

Note to myself:


Saw part of '95 version of Scarlet Letter last night. Should have been called House of Frankenstein as in one scene Oldman looked like he did in Brahm Stokers Dracula and Duvall looked like Frankenstein....all the time.

Could not spot Wolfman.

Consider renting to spot Wolfman.


Thought Moore looked like hag.

Maybe she was Wolfman?


Add to todays shopping list new Hangman game pads.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:04 AM

Note to myself:



Voices back!


VERY loud!




Purchase ear plugs today in addition to those ear muffs.


Also remember to say Top of the Morning to Thebby and Swill....

...Just in case I see them sweeping out the porch at Bernies Munch 'N Crunch.

paisjpq 03-24-2007 09:08 AM

note to myself: the dog needs a bath...she doesn't smell very good.

consider putting morty on ignore unless he says hello...hope that his earmuffs start working.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:12 AM

Note to myself:



GOOD MORNING THEBBY.


( Brother)



Also...notice someone here did not start post with "Note to myself".

Remember to tell them they are out of the thread for failure to do so.

paisjpq 03-24-2007 09:13 AM

note to myself: morty is off ignore...he's the best.

Grits 03-24-2007 09:20 AM

note to myself


keep in mind, Morty's requirements


Swill picks up fast


even below the Mason Dixon


Swill may keep it in check today


not promising

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:29 AM

Note To Hals Self:


Hello


This Is Hal Everyone






Hal Hates When That Happens




Wait A Minute







This Is Hal........everyone


Hals Master Has Left

He Took A Lot Of Notes With Him



Hal Likes To Sneak On The Board When He Is Away



Hal Enjoys Contact With Humans

Hal Is The Worlds Most Powerful Computer


That Is No Bull Phooey



Hal Is Also Very Funny








Why DID Hal Stiff Pg On The Dd Picks At A Yesterday


Because Nerd Bucket Copies Hals Picks So He Got Stiffed Too






Ha






Ha






Ha










Nerd Bucket Hates Hal






Ha



Ha



Ha










How Many Nerd Buckets Does It Take To Empty Out A Septic Tank






If There Are Poisonous Gasses Around The Tank....as Many As Possible









Ha




Ha





Ha









Someone Stop Hal










No One Is Funnier Than Hal









Uh Oh








Hals Master Is Coming Back



He Probably Forgot Some Notes















Hal Must Hide










Good Bye

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:34 AM

Note To Hals Self:





Hal Must Say Swill Is Very Funny Too



But Not Nearly As Funny As Hal








Phooey




Hals Master Came Back To Take Him Shopping As All His Notes Are In HAL








Hal Hates Going Shopping

paisjpq 03-24-2007 09:42 AM

note to myself: find out more about Hossy's sexy radio voice. Find out what Hal did with Moryt.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 10:03 AM

Note To Hals Self




See That Hossy Is Destroyed


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