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Danzig 04-24-2012 09:17 AM

bruins or caps tomorrow?

MaTH716 04-24-2012 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 855162)
bruins or caps tomorrow?

:rolleyes:

MaTH716 04-24-2012 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 855152)
We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

What about Presque Isle?

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 855170)
What about Presque Isle?

This is Presque Isle ...



It was once owned by one of the worlds richest men at the time -- and Algeria Stud was on Presque Isle. Rayon Dor, the leading thoroughbred sire of 1889 stood stud here. European Champions have stood here...Belmont Stakes winners and top horses foaled here.

It's the most beautiful land we have here. It's now a state park and it's on one side of Erie... the casino Presque Isle Downs is on the opposite side of Erie and it was built right next to a landfill.


No Mexicans at either place.

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 855161)
Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?

No idea. Everyone deserves a 19th chance.

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 855162)
bruins or caps tomorrow?

Caps seem to choke in the playoffs every year.

Bigsmc 04-24-2012 10:29 AM

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 855192)
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Rock Hard Ten:

Name: "The Massive Mush"

Power: He can stop a plane, he can stop a train, he can stop a car...



Riot:

Name: "Dr. Tedious"

Power: More of a nuisance...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head. Her superpower is the ability to flood any thread with tedious bullsh!t.



Scuds:

Name: "Puppy-Diddler"

Power: When he's not dining on the dark meat...ya really don't want to know.


My Miss Stormcat:

Name: The Dizzy Obituary of Horsey Death

Power: Confusing online offerings leave entire web communities scratching heads and her equine Obits keep you devastated...devastated that her keyboard hasn't yet been euthanized.



Sumitas:

Name: The Golden Missile

Power: Transforms into an insane admirer of equine erections whenever his blood alchool rises above the legal limit.

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 855192)
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Mortimer

Name: Self Destructo

Power: Sociopathic posting sprees. Arletta is the Cat Woman to his Batman.

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 11:30 AM

Justin Dew

Name: Captain Imbecile

Power: Once a man of inescapable stupidity...he lost his job in the racing press and found a clue. Delivered impossible top-pick winners Animal Kingdom and Ruler On Ice in last years triple crown series...after a spectacular spectacle of redboarding in the 2010 Breeders Cup post firing.

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 11:41 AM

Vol Jack

Name: Pittsburgh Phil of the SEC

Power: The ability to dominate handicapping contests with disdainful ease only to be DQ'd from five figure scores because he's from the South East and can't add.

jms62 04-24-2012 11:51 AM

Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 11:53 AM

Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

Indian Charlie 04-24-2012 12:08 PM

What about King Glorious?

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62 (Post 855228)
Apple is down nearly 100 Points in the last 2 weeks ahead of tonights earnings. I am feelings that this has the makings of a massive shakeout and am considering buying the 550 calls expiring Friday... Am I handicapping this correctly?

JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

Antitrust32 04-24-2012 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 855229)
Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.

Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

Calzone Lord 04-24-2012 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 855234)
What about King Glorious?

King Glorious

Name: The Contrarian

Power: Wears a mercury hat and thinks King Glorious would have beat Sunday Silence and Easy Goer 3 outta 4.

jms62 04-24-2012 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 855236)
JMS62

Name: "Just Make it Stop"

Power: Solicits advice on stocks from someone who hasn't scored with them since the Krispy Kreme IPO. Buy the Dips and Sell the Rips.

;)

my miss storm cat 04-24-2012 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 855238)
Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.

I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...

Danzig 04-24-2012 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 855169)
:rolleyes:

:D


so many lost opportunities sunday.


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