Do you also ingest FlacidAcid?



Did someone spray your now thimble with mousey-poo-be-gone?

you make less sense than some of your more high profile ersatz friends.

And the answer to your question is sorry, chump, never touched the stuff. My junk is still in fine working condition.

Yours, on the other hand, I hear, requires support during even modest physical activity.

Do you find you are getting a good fit from the peanut shell and rubber band you're using?

Failing little cabal. huh???

That really knocked me off my rocker.

I already asked you to put down your pail and shovel and concentrate.

You are failing miserably.

It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.

Now you're all upset.

Is the peanut shell you wear for a jockstrap too large and shifting uncomfortably?

You can look for a tinier one I suppose , but the one you have is the smallest available.

The good news is you can surely find a different size rubber band.

Remember:

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It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.
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And stupider....and stupider......an so forth.

All right, you give up. I'll let you live. For now. You were getting boring anyway.

Gee.

Henny Youngman finally left.





Hershey Bars offer better comebacks.

Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!

Just to be clear can you identify who is part of the cabal??


and perhaps even what it is that is your beef

The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.

Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...

(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)

... anything but a Canadian ....?

Well, I sure made a mistake kicking you in the rear. You won't release my foot!

People warned me not to do this for this exact reason.

I need some too, please.

no problem. i'll even throw in free shipping for you.

You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.

Careful now.

You don't want to get all excited. But the peanut shell/rubber band jockstrap you're using, while the smallest size available, will no doubt accomodate your enthusiasm.

He's got writers...I know he must.

Will you pick a name for me already? I'm tired of your fickle attitude.

I can hear their little crayons smoking away on the paper...frustrated little demons that they are.

There are pills you can take to eliminate the voices, Morty.

And how many pills do you take before hitting the streets each evening?

Why do you keep insinuating that I'm a whore? Are you my pimp?

Looks to me that job is BentMyP u d 's .

Awww... how sweet... a jealous mortician.

Hey Mort--this guy is DowMorris level stupid, dontcha think?

Almost sounds like GeoPet...hmmmm.

As they say, every village needs an idiot.

And sometimes they need two.

I don't know if he's that smart Aunty Cooby.Thank you for your unyielding support of my fine behind.

Good evening.

As you know....


...I have ra-turned from another highly successful Great White Hunter trip to Africa.

It's great to be back.



I bagged a small goat and 2 Canadian geese.

I know.

Canadians are really stupid.





Anyhoooo..


...I would like to thank Stevie-poo and even more so ...Thebby. Thebby has been more than swell to me . It seems like I have put her through a lot. I know she must have received hundreds of rat letters from some ofthe little darlings out there.


This is not my place and I have no animosity here.I will leave shortly as I do not want to increase the workload of the finely endowed Thebby.Whatever she's paid ....it's not enough.




I will take a break and allow my fan....I mean my fans to speak.

Well everyone replying at one time seems to be jamming the circuits here.


I'm just going to thank my fan...I mean fans and wish you the best.




Thanking you and wishing you the best,
Mortimer

I'm having a very good day!

you seem to be making a fresh start...but there is still room for improvement 2nd off the layoff

God knows you've always been there for me Thebby.

god knows I have little choice