STEVE!!




Get them both out of the...CAH-SOL.

kissy

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ror!


Willyoutwocutthatout!!?










Oh mine God!

goofoo!

Ah wonder where everyone is today?

Ah do ,too.





But the truth is Franny pm'd me and told me how sick of me she is........boy was she mad. Anyhoo...she said she won't post anymore unless I leave.

So..as much of a witch as she is....I had to agree.

So I will no longer be in...I mean at everyones disposal.

hmph!




Here I was worried that Mommydearest ate you too.

Yow.


I guess if that were true then you could really say she wolfs it down.

ROR!!!!!:D :D

BIG LIAH!!!!!!!







But Morty....ah did want to ask you was that you that supposedly growled at the ghosthunters last nite.....that was tooooooooo funny.......:p :D

ror--Thank you ...so very much


BIG LIAH-------I wish you would make up my mind.










Yes......I speak proudly when I say.....that was me. Those fools are nothing but a bunch of sissies.

I made a decision,but changed my mind.


I think it best I stay and say we never know what the other is going through,but that ........












.....maybe I should leave.







If that's the best I can do ......boy that didn't even make sense.


I'll come back and try again later.

I do want to say,though,that after hours of sissies wandering through and about armed with cameras of all sorts and types as well as yer a-lectronic sound recorders in a place that is supposed to be haunted....and you ( as a professional ghost hunter/debunker) come up with absolutely nothing but a voice recording saying "no".....just that...nothing else.



And then you go on to say something like....'I believe the joint may have paranormal activity about it.'







What the fucl< does that mean!?




Based on one "no" ....???



On the other hand...when you go through your checklist ( wasn't him , nor him, nor him, nor me , nor her....so it could not have been any human in the house....and the "no" was in answer to a direct question) and are so doggone sure there is no earthly explanation for it.........well why don't you just say the friggin place is haunted??





These guys are nothing more than a rag tag collection of inept amateur voyeurs who apply their own different set of rules for the same situation.

Why this mess is still on I will never know.

Hundreds of episodes and STILL no absolute proof...not one FBA.





Not one!!!!







ACH-TEEWY ON IT!

This is what happens when any Roto-Rooter cumquat can get a ghost hunters license by merely showing a Pez dispenser.

SHRIEK!!!OH MY GOD!!!.WHAT THE FUCl< WAS THAT!!!!!??




( break to commercial)






(they return)






Oh..that was me.








Oh....ya scared me for a minute there.





Unbelievable how they get away with that week after week.

Nor do I give a rats behind about what is going on in the walking catastrophe's ( Brain ) life.



And if I see them on the job unstopping a sink trap one more time ...then that's it.









AND I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE PARTING WORDS WITH THE OWNER!!!









WHO FUCl<IN' CARES!!!






All they ever say is....."'A-YUK!! Well..were gonna review wud we gud....yup....dat's wud were gonna do."






All nothing but a bunch of time stuffers since the meat of it has nothing exciting to show.

And THEN we get to watch several minutes of them falling asleep watching these idiotic recordings in some crummy motel room!!




"HEY!!!.................oh never mind."








"HEY!!!!!.............nah."









"HEY!!!...look at this!!"


" Oh that's Steve doing his hand shadow routine."























GET RID OF IT!!!

FUCl< GHOST KLUNKERS!












I could do better!

Yer fucl<in'-aye right I'm mad.




Know why?






Because I want to see a mothah fucl<in' real ghost in a real mothah fucl<in' haunted house with NO mothah fucl<in' " may have paranormal mothah fucl<in' ac-mothah fucl<in'-tivity in the mothah fucl<in' house.




THAT'S what I mothah fucl<in' want.

And if you don't like my expressive opinion then go fucl< yourself.

How come they never find a haunting...you would think they could at least find one..just one....

Maybe then they could give up their day jobs cleaning out sh*t pipes.

You would think they would show a little pride and at least use a throw down.

If I were a ghost..I would haunt during the day and sleep at night..

Apparently that's the kind ghost hunters seem to always draw.


Lucky them.

How come they never have to go to the bathroom?

It might make the show more interesting if they followed them into the sh*tter.



Hey...was that a haunting or did you just sh*t your pants..

I don't know...stick that meter up my a$$ and see.......

I know you were being funny...but that's not far off from the truth.

I'd stick that horrid witch Nancy Grace in the hunt.



We'll see how tough she is when faced with a shadow figure.

or have the young girl apprentice topless on the show...

If I were a ghost -I would come out for a peek.

:tro: :tro:

I've seen those apprentices.





That may be why they get no FABs.

I wouldn't FAB any of them.

Oh..thanks.



I hate her.

Please...don't say anything I may think requires an answer. I'm too nice a guy to ignore people.

I do not want to type....so please.....no queries or comments of any kind indicating I am swine if I ignore it.








What do you call a Super Hero and a US Senator?










2 mothah fucl<ahs.

Before I do sign off for the day...I would like to make an expressive view.




I am just about through with all pro sports and major college as well. The hype and dollar machines just won't stop. I'm sick of it.

Example:Chris Wells is the main big cheese rb at Ohio State.His nickname is.....Beanie.



BLECH.



But the point is ...he is being rammed down everyones throat as a Heisman candidate so they are holding a contest to nickname his stiff arm.

To create even more awful hype.


I submitted the following choices:



Chris' Army

Spiffy Stiffy

Stop in the Name of Shove

......and so forth



Ask a stupid question...get a stupid answer.


I also suggested they nickname his midget back ups ,Maurice Wells ,stiff arm; Compound Fracture.




My fine work got me thrown off the site.





More mothah fucl<ahs.

I wish the Phillies would not have traded Gavin Floyd to the sox two years ago for BELCH Freddie Fucl<ing Garcia !! :mad:

We'd be so sick right now!

I think the Wedgie/Shapiro team consulted them on that one......two mothah fucl<ahs.









Leave me alone!

Wedgie/Shapiro can kiss my motha fucl<ing a$$ :mad:

you mothah fucl<ah...you

I'll give you r2d2 and two mothah fucl<ahs for Rollins.

Desperate HouseHOs will be replaced by Desperate mothah fucl<ahs.

What's worse than a mothah fucl<ah?


















teeeeeeeeeeew mothah fucl<ahs