Well, perhaps over across the pond they..you..call it "Farina"..Here in Texas it's known as Grits :p

SHE'S BACK?!?!:eek: :eek:

I don't think I have to hide.

But it is hard giving you a proper name. The old one wasn't fair and CIT just doesn't work.CT?

Ah don't thank so.







Hey!!


How about Arletta!!?




YES!









Arletta.

It blows.





Just doesn't work either.

I'll think of something.

Did you ever play ring toss with Fruit Loops?

i hope not

I was not talking about that you nefarious FrannyFan.


I took her photo and a magnifying glass.She appears to be quite attractive.I must find a way to get on her good side.




:)

A butterfly? Hmmmm

Bob..please.



Name the Laura.

:{>:

Yes I know...it keeps coming back to me. The more I dispense with it...the more it comes back and sounds better.

Oh you would fall in love with igneous rock if one signed on.

POT

KETTLE

BLACK


and to call...MTM in the 60's any type of rock is, well

:zz:

Bob..you may have point.




Arletta and :{>: are still alive.Anyone else have a nomination?

But my love is pure...real...unyielding..throbbing.............HU GE!


Just ask Uncly.

Why not Arletta:{>: ??




Thoughts?

Let's finalize the naming of this new Mortimers Girl by 6 PM EST today.



I know I'm excited.

:rolleyes: Can't wait

I have the perfect name for her...




























































MINE:)

Interupting the naming contest here but....

I have a bullwhip....:D

:p



:p

I don't think ca-ca head fits her.



=:>

Field Goal Laura?

:mad:
I AM FG....


TRY AGAIN!!!!!

Morty, I am currently driving through Cleveland on I-90 and just saw a Bud Light can in the road.

Are you a litter bug?

I am so sorry.






Point After Laura?

:{>:

:mad: :mad:

I never litter...I hardly drink...if I drank beer it wouldn't have a stupid name like that.....






.......and you're really dumb for giving away your position.

I'm on the move. That position is as old as I-90 is long.











I can turn around if need be.....

Sitting up and begging would be much more impressive.

And I know how make it POP,(the bullwhip that is)....it was specially made for me......:p

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ88o...eature=related

since we're doing Lou Reed.

Uhhhh..by the way...shouldn't you be sticking with cowgirl themes?

Maybe a knockoff of Annie Oakley or something like that?

Maybe Franny Oakley?

OK...never mind that one.





Laura Doone.


I like it.

Now that's a cookie.

You should call your new girl friend THUD

This is hard enough without you being a ne'er-do-well about it.






I'm going with Arletta.


That's it.

I wonder if she knows about the physical examination that follows the official naming?

Wasn't that the runner up American Idiot's name?

Huh?