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paisjpq 08-14-2007 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Really?

Oh g'wan.



Do they really?

How do you rate their intelligence and personality compared to wuffies?
same or better....

they come in smart and stupid.. mean and nice just like the wuffies.

Sightseek 08-14-2007 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
same or better....

they come in smart and stupid.. mean and nice just like the wuffies.
or men.

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:05 PM
ror!




I'm a little bit surprised.

I thought it was unusual for them to be smart and funny....interesting stuff.

But they do tend to be drawn to girls more than boys....no?

paisjpq 08-14-2007 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
or men.

horses and dogs are easier to train.

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:06 PM
Oh geez.




Some are getting putridly funny here.








BARK!

WUFF!

The Indomitable DrugS 08-14-2007 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.
So I make fun of her until she apologizes.
And she has not?

Sightseek 08-14-2007 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Wash your mouth out with soap young lady!



Discreet Cat's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Discreet Cat!


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Discreet Cat can piss his name into concrete.


Discreet Cat's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Discreet Cat puts the laughter in slaughter.


Discreet Cat secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


Discreet Cat is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. DC claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.


Discreet Cat can slam a revolving door and beat the **** out of Chuck Norris all at the same time.
Morty and Hossy, do you mind if I...............................















THUD?

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
And she has not?
This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.

Sightseek 08-14-2007 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
horses and dogs are easier to train.
:D

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
Morty and Hossy, do you mind if I...............................


THUD?


ror!!





Fine work!

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:11 PM
Thebby...I would be pleased if you were to frame your photo somewhere here.




The gallery is not complete without an adornment of my sweet.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-14-2007 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.
I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?

paisjpq 08-14-2007 03:17 PM
anns dead drugs....gonna be tough to get much from her.

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?



OOOOOOOOOO







Don't write to that witch doctor.



If you want to recapture the Emily you must make her heart sing.

Think of what you like about her.

And then relate it to something girly.

Or to nature.

But not to horseys.

I know you can do this thing.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-14-2007 03:18 PM
Dear Abby?

Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Dear Abby?

Oh PedegreeAbby doesn't know anything.

paisjpq 08-14-2007 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thebby...I would be pleased if you were to frame your photo somewhere here.




The gallery is not complete without an adornment of my sweet.


Mortimer 08-14-2007 03:24 PM
ROR!!!






















EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

paisjpq 08-14-2007 03:26 PM
behooved....I might have to make that my avatar..

Sightseek 08-14-2007 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
behooved....I might have to make that my avatar..
I love it!


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