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blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 04:30 PM
Slow day, huh Detective?




I hear you've been misbehaving elsewhere......





I will go deal with that mess.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 05:57 PM
uh-oh.






This may be it.

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:04 PM
I leave for a few hours and you have a complete meltdown detective?

did you miss me?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:06 PM
I was left unattended and it was all Andys fault anyway.




I did .






Who are you?

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I now have here in my fine home the bodies of your great buddies......ANDY and Stevie-poo.



Oh don't worry...they're still alive. I have firmly bound and gagged them in two chairs.I am not a cruel man.

But there's more.



MMMMMPH!!!.........GARBLE-STIFLE.....MNNNNNNNOOOOOAAAAA!!!!




Do you hear them shrieking Thebby?

Until tomorrows races begin... I will be sticking pins in their bodies and making them watch John Wayne movies.


So the choice is yours.You may end their suffering by vomitting up the name of that swine who darted my most excellent work......or you can make these two suffer.



It's really all in your hands Thebby.


Don't be a fool.
sounds fantastic...can i come over and watch?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:07 PM
Oh.


I have a dart request for a certain cowboy,pajama wearer and filth container.




Whom might I see about this?

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:08 PM
it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:08 PM
Oh great.


She's going to mock me now.

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh great.


She's going to mock me now.
I was trying to be soothing...guess I have to work on my bedside manner.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?

Oh do your mocking first and then I'll answer....go ahead....do it all.

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh do your mocking first and then I'll answer....go ahead....do it all.

Don't you think it's time you stopped this nonsense and came clear as to what you did with DrugS?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:39 PM
I'm off to munch...but will answer.





I sent him a false invitation to Aunty Cooby's house for dinner.

Zodiac wasn't this good.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 08:53 PM
Everyone is hoping for my beloved Buckeyes to lose.




Soon we will know.

They had better not fail me.

Cajungator26 03-22-2007 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Everyone is hoping for my beloved Buckeyes to lose.




Soon we will know.

They had better not fail me.
I hope they do. COME ON VOLS! :p

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 10:50 PM
Quite a difference in the two halfs....or is it halves?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Quite a difference in the two halfs....or is it halves?

Well I use "parts'...can't make a mistake there.



I can't stand watching it...they were doing well when I left.

I seem to jinx them when I watch.


Someone here is asking to go in the Vaporization Chamber.

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 10:59 PM
It's hard for me to root against Bernard King's alma mater but I will do it for you.

Cajungator26 03-22-2007 11:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Well I use "parts'...can't make a mistake there.



I can't stand watching it...they were doing well when I left.

I seem to jinx them when I watch.


Someone here is asking to go in the Vaporization Chamber.
That's fine. I wouldn't feel it right now. They haven't been doing "well" all night.



















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
It's hard for me to root against Bernard King's alma mater but I will do it for you.
I can't tell you how much that means to me......I will do the same for you.


It's tied now with just over 7 to go.



I really hate this close stuff. Haven't you nailed down your derby superfecta picks yet?

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I can't tell you how much that means to me......I will do the same for you.


It's tied now with just over 7 to go.



I really hate this close stuff. Haven't you nailed down your derby superfecta picks yet?

I am excited about the races at Turfway Saturday.


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