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Rileyoriley 06-20-2010 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 659947)
after pointless is vaporized, could i be the one grunting and thumping my chest in confusion next?

i'm humorless, clueless to what's happening in this room, and have free floating anger issues to boot. so i think i'm qualified.

You, sir, qualify for the free meds AND free ketchup!:)

geeker2 06-20-2010 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 660004)
You, sir, qualify for the free meds AND free ketchup!:)

I just love this free Obama stuff!

Payson Dave 06-20-2010 08:50 PM

I really must stop by more often.... the entertainment I have been missing is......well... immeasurable...

clyde 06-21-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 659947)
after pointless is vaporized, could i be the one grunting and thumping my chest in confusion next?

i'm humorless, clueless to what's happening in this room, and have free floating anger issues to boot. so i think i'm qualified.


Hi...you are now a made member...your gang name is Hi-C .

Congratulations.



Herk...someone doesn't like burpy,so you will be 2h=10.Could have just said 5,but oh well.

You are a guy, right?




Good thing Oinkman gave up and realized what a insignificant baboon he is.I won't write that letter to his Mom...unless he starts again.Then I will,with a copy posted here.



Poach...quite clowning around.

clyde 06-21-2010 12:36 PM

I wish to thank,especially,the sizzling threesome...Franny,Mommykins and Sighty-poo...for shaking their hot tail feathers at Oinkman in a way that says .."ya ain't got nuthin'---and ya ain't gettin' nuthin'."




A#1 work,my fine foxi.

clyde 06-21-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 660024)
I really must stop by more often.... the entertainment I have been missing is......well... immeasurable...


That which cannot be quantified must then be Oinkified......know what ahm thayin'?

Payson Dave 06-21-2010 12:39 PM

Oinkified it is then....




btw...great tail feathers on dem foxes

clyde 06-21-2010 12:41 PM

!!

Sightseek 06-21-2010 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 660144)
I wish to thank,especially,the sizzling threesome...Franny,Mommykins and Sighty-poo...for shaking their hot tail feathers at Oinkman in a way that says .."ya ain't got nuthin'---and ya ain't gettin' nuthin'."




A#1 work,my fine foxi.

We also armed ourselves with the mustard.

FGFan 06-21-2010 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 660156)
We also armed ourselves with the mustard.


And DebODeb withheld the ketchup.:p

Maybe she shouldn't have withheld the meds seems like Pointless needs some meds, or anger management.

Yes P-Dave you should come by more often, the entertainment down here is endless.


Clydeesdale...while I agree God should be made, it is always helpful to have an angry god on your side...shouldn't he be called
Hi-Gee?

Ah think P-Dave should also be made.

Are we going to have some kind of secret ceremony a-la Soprano's style?

geeker2 06-21-2010 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 660163)
And DebODeb withheld the ketchup.:p

Maybe she shouldn't have withheld the meds seems like Pointless needs some meds, or anger management.

Yes P-Dave you should come by more often, the entertainment down here is endless.


Clydeesdale...while I agree God should be made, it is always helpful to have an angry god on your side...shouldn't he be called
Hi-Gee?

Ah think P-Dave should also be made.


Are we going to have some kind of secret ceremony a-la Soprano's style?


...and a secret password :p

clyde 06-21-2010 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 660156)
We also armed ourselves with the mustard.

Oh now that's a good one.



Next time don't hold back on the trigger finger,

clyde 06-21-2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 660163)
And DebODeb withheld the ketchup.:p

Maybe she shouldn't have withheld the meds seems like Pointless needs some meds, or anger management.

Yes P-Dave you should come by more often, the entertainment down here is endless.


Clydeesdale...while I agree God should be made, it is always helpful to have an angry god on your side...shouldn't he be called
Hi-Gee?

Ah think P-Dave should also be made.

Are we going to have some kind of secret ceremony a-la Soprano's style?


I forgot to mention that Dave Grayson-Mayson-Drayson,et al....is a made member.

I thought you knew as much.

No...I don't like Hi-G...to obvious. Hi-C suggests a vitamin is involved.We do need more vitamins here.




At this time I would like to point out our newest member, ET, was harangued unmercifully by my fine self.Yet he never wavered and in fact took it all with myriad spoons of heaping grace.


I think I may have commented 3 or 4 times directly to Oinkman and that is over the course of almost 2 years.











Just thayin'.

clyde 06-21-2010 04:23 PM

Oh...secret ceremony.



Yes...good idea,Franny.You should be the first to be secret ceremonied by me.

It shall take place at Franklin ...CAH-SOL.





=;>

FGFan 06-21-2010 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 660254)
Oh...secret ceremony.



Yes...good idea,Franny.You should be the first to be secret ceremonied by me.

It shall take place at Franklin ...CAH-SOL.





=;>

But it's haunted there....:eek:



















Oh yes, forgot I like ghosties!!!:p














Ok meet up in the dungeon of the CAH-SOL, open bar I assume.

The password is POINTLESS:p!!!

clyde 06-21-2010 04:55 PM

!!!!





You said it ,baby.

Sightseek 06-23-2010 01:06 PM

I can't wait to see that fine horsey from Canada run at Belmont on Saturday.


Morty, will you be dining with the Belmonts afterwards?

clyde 06-23-2010 02:03 PM

Why ,yes.

I will.





Ted and Virginia are wonderful people.

clyde 06-23-2010 02:06 PM

It's settled....herk is now 2xh=10.

Or just 5 for short.



This came from Heinleins 6xH, the idea that is.

Franny...maybe you are right.HiG fits the name and plays on the HiC vitamin thought.Kinda/sorta the reverse of what I was thinking.


So the new members are ET,5 and HiG.

UnclyTrust may be on her way out.

We'll see.

Payson Dave 06-23-2010 02:15 PM

Boot me ... keep Uncly... she definately should be made

clyde 06-23-2010 02:36 PM

Do ya like parables?

Boy ah do.




Here's a stretched out one for you.Also is a test to determine whether you hear any music. It's so obvious you should literally see if not feel the blazing chiaroscuro.





I was standing in line at Marc's the other night...at the customer service counter.You come in through the front and go directly to this place,passing the line up of check out register robots with long queues populating them.Of course,the lines at the customer service desk are no bargain.I was last of about 6 people.A girl approached( nondescript to most, but very descript to me) and tapped me on the shoulder.She said Excuse me, but are you in line?

It's funny. They never ask the first or 4th person in line this question;it's always the last one.

Anyhooo...I told her Well,that's a provocative question as at first blush I am tempted to say...why,yes---I am.As I wash it through my noodle,though..I don't think so.I think I merely stopped here and planted my fine dupa in this spot so as to seek the vibration,the calling, the innate feeling that something here beckons.And it does. I'm going into the main body of this place and seek it right now.

At this point I took her hand and walked out to the main body of this commercial carnival.I did ask her if she would like to come with me, but it was out of courtesy.I didn't care what her answer was.She was coming with me. She did say Hey,I didn't give an answer.Maybe I don't want to go with you.To which I replied to the little brat It was out of courtesy.I don't care what your answer is.You are coming with me.Aren't you reading this? Pay attention.


I serpentined around the store and through the aisles until I found the exact spot of those haunting eminations striking my inner noodle.YES!I said.

HersheyBars? She said.

Of course! These delightful beauties are hidden in small,plebeian wrappers, but I know what they can do.I'm getting one for each of us.

I took her by the hand back to the customer service desk.She looked excited, although still somewhat in shock.I told her we must eat them now and that the package should not be ripped on the bar code end---the other end must be ripped or the clerks get really upset.I know this.

She did it and we munched together making swell yummy sounds and yummy faces at one another.It was going really,really well.

Then little horns began to appear ...growing out of her forehead, much like it happened to Sighty in another story.

But anyways, I knew what she was thinking.I asked her Please...let me do it, OK?

OK...she replied.


So I gained the attention of the person in front of me in this queue and said Excuse me, but are you in line?

clyde 06-23-2010 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 661030)
Boot me ... keep Uncly... she definately should be made

She's already made!!



But has been a real snot face as of late.

clyde 06-23-2010 02:43 PM

I have a confession to make here....boo-bees aren't that big a deal to me.

I like legs and dupas best.So if this should incline some of the girls here to send this type of photo---why go ahead and do so as my pm is now on.


I can take the death threats as well.


I have to whizz now.

Will check back in 10.

Let's hear some chatter out there.

Sightseek 06-23-2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 661027)
Why ,yes.

I will.





Ted and Virginia are wonderful people.

Please send them my best.



They are such wonderful people.

clyde 06-23-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 661057)
Please send them my best.



They are such wonderful people.

!!







stop it!

Sightseek 06-23-2010 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 661042)
I have a confession to make here....boo-bees aren't that big a deal to me.

I like legs and dupas best.So if this should incline some of the girls here to send this type of photo---why go ahead and do so as my pm is now on.


I can take the death threats as well.


I have to whizz now.

Will check back in 10.

Let's hear some chatter out there.


Do you review mustard squirting threats or should I just shoot?

geeker2 06-23-2010 03:18 PM

Clydeeee did you give Gregg your liver?

clyde 06-23-2010 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 661061)
Do you review mustard squirting threats or should I just shoot?

Sighty.....must you ?




I fear no mustard.

And now, I must dee-dee.

Am off to see the Sebrings of Sara's Toga.







They are,of course...wonderful people.

clyde 06-23-2010 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 661065)
Clydeeee did you give Gregg your liver?

ror!!



gud wun....but no

Sightseek 06-23-2010 03:23 PM

Not for you!


I wish to send a mustard squirting threat, but I think you should read it first.



Or do I just squirt and ask questions latah?

clyde 06-23-2010 03:23 PM

I really do have to go...let's get hot on those photos,ladies.

clyde 06-23-2010 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 661071)
Not for you!


I wish to send a mustard squirting threat, but I think you should read it first.



Or do I just squirt and ask questions latah?

Squirting first and asking.................oh boy.





stop it!!

clyde 06-23-2010 03:25 PM

Oh my God...now I am leaving!

Rileyoriley 06-23-2010 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 660024)
I really must stop by more often.... the entertainment I have been missing is......well... immeasurable...

Not to mention the free ketchup!:D

Rileyoriley 06-23-2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 660163)
And DebODeb withheld the ketchup.:p

Maybe she shouldn't have withheld the meds seems like Pointless needs some meds, or anger management.

Yes P-Dave you should come by more often, the entertainment down here is endless.


Clydeesdale...while I agree God should be made, it is always helpful to have an angry god on your side...shouldn't he be called
Hi-Gee?

Ah think P-Dave should also be made.

Are we going to have some kind of secret ceremony a-la Soprano's style?



Pointless would require more meds than even I could supply! Might I suggest "neutering" instead???:D

Rileyoriley 06-23-2010 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 661075)
Oh my God...now I am leaving!

Bring me back a hershey bar (dark chocolate of course!)!:{>:

clyde 06-24-2010 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 661181)
Bring me back a hershey bar (dark chocolate of course!)!:{>:

You Pisces girls and yer dark chocolate.....it reveals a dark side.

But all the same...:{>::{>::{>:




Hey!!....your location----I lllllike it!!

Antitrust32 06-24-2010 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 661028)
It's settled....herk is now 2xh=10.

Or just 5 for short.



This came from Heinleins 6xH, the idea that is.

Franny...maybe you are right.HiG fits the name and plays on the HiC vitamin thought.Kinda/sorta the reverse of what I was thinking.


So the new members are ET,5 and HiG.

UnclyTrust may be on her way out.

We'll see.

I miss a few days and THIS is how I get treated!!!!???

Antitrust32 06-24-2010 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 661035)
She's already made!!



But has been a real snot face as of late.

Its not MY fault the mold broke when I was made!!

Antitrust32 06-24-2010 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 661379)
You Pisces girls and yer dark chocolate.....it reveals a dark side.
it!!

that's me!!


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