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Mortimer 08-02-2008 08:11 PM

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain'd;
I stand and look at them long and long.

They do not sweat and whine about their condition;
They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins;
They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God;
Not one is dissatisfied—not one is demented with the mania of owning things;
Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago;
Not one is respectable or industrious over the whole earth.




That's from Leaves of Grass.





What the fucl< was wrong with this guy!!?

Rileyoriley 08-02-2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain'd;
I stand and look at them long and long.

They do not sweat and whine about their condition;
They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins;
They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God;
Not one is dissatisfied—not one is demented with the mania of owning things;
Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago;
Not one is respectable or industrious over the whole earth.




That's from Leaves of Grass.





What the fucl< was wrong with this guy!!?


Some, do on occasion, whine. They do not however complain or bitch.

Rileyoriley 08-02-2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Deb-O-Deb and I are "busy"...






















check back later
















































:p

I was "busy" working all day. Where the hell were you???????:mad:

Mortimer 08-02-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Some, do on occasion, whine. They do not however complain or bitch.



Now this...this ....is what ya call yer quality work.

Rileyoriley 08-02-2008 09:57 PM

:tro:

Mortimer 08-02-2008 09:58 PM

And she's modest,too.

Mortimer 08-02-2008 11:03 PM

I will continue my intelligent posting a bit later.





I leave to sniff 3 day old cedar embers and listen to Rock and Roll Animal.

I'm in for the night and need this recharging.

Don't anyone try to stop me.

geeker2 08-02-2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I will continue my intelligent posting a bit later.





I leave to sniff 3 day old cedar embers and listen to Rock and Roll Animal.

I'm in for the night and need this recharging.

Don't anyone try to stop me.


baby..you should have to suffer through this crap like the rest of us....

Mortimer 08-02-2008 11:49 PM

Oh shut up.






If you,too, have sniffed your 3 day old cedar embers...this will put you on the greatest carousel ride in the whole wide world:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8B_...eature=related

Mortimer 08-02-2008 11:53 PM

Let me know when your carousel horsey cuts loose from the madding crowd and rockets off to the sky.



I love that part.

GBBob 08-02-2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up.






If you,too, have sniffed your 3 day old cedar embers...this will put you on the greatest carousel ride in the whole wide world:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8B_...eature=related

that



is
:tro: :tro: :tro: :tro:

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:00 AM

Thank you beyond normal conditions.


I wish they had VU's Live at Max's Kansas City on youtube.

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:13 AM

I have justed slammed down 10 sen-sen I recently purchased from the underground news stand just outside Bob's Fish Market.


I took them with a huge mouthful of cheap wine. I think it's called Grapes of Wrath.

It's pretty awful stuff.



I have no shame.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r03uGkfxLDo

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:16 AM

Oh boy.








That huge mouthful of wine may have been too much.


I just saw SunKing win a meaningful race.

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:21 AM

I took Jimmy Carters advice:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JDN5J8piGQ

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:25 AM

Gosh don't ya love that?

Please don't confront me with my failures----I'm aware of them.



Inspiration in quarter tones.

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:27 AM

This one's hard to beat .





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vnrg...eature=related

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:31 AM

as I see you sit across the room...beautiful as a flowers bloom






Beautiful.























I had a gay guy at the CWD bar say that to me one night.


I grabbed a mustard container off a table and squirted the whole thing in his face.

I won't put up with that kind of stuff.

GPK 08-03-2008 12:33 AM

Sissy.....I mean Hossy sent me this via PM


can't quite figure the hidden message:zz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:36 AM

Oh my God.




More wine!!

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:38 AM

I think we all need a break after that one.

GPK 08-03-2008 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh my God.




More wine!!


you strike me as the Boones Farm type

Mortimer 08-03-2008 12:39 AM

Hey thanks loads.



If I want to vomit I'll just take a half pound of sugar floated in a big ol' jar of vinegar.

GPK 08-03-2008 12:42 AM

KYRIM asked me to dedicate this to you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayb0qKGEMzg

GBBob 08-03-2008 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
KYRIM asked me to dedicate this to you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayb0qKGEMzg

KYRIM here now...wanna' say hi?

GPK 08-03-2008 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
KYRIM here now...wanna' say hi?

:eek:




















:{>:





































:rolleyes:

my miss storm cat 08-03-2008 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
as I see you sit across the room...beautiful as a flowers bloom






Beautiful.























I had a gay guy at the CWD bar say that to me one night.


I grabbed a mustard container off a table and squirted the whole thing in his face.

I won't put up with that kind of stuff.

Dijon or the crappy kind?

Mortimer 08-03-2008 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Dijon or the crappy kind?

Are you kidding me?

At the CWD bar??







Frenches.

my miss storm cat 08-03-2008 01:06 AM

Okay got it.

Carry on.:p

Mortimer 08-03-2008 01:08 AM

Bite your tongue.



Better yet---bite mine.

Mortimer 08-03-2008 01:23 AM

Phooey..I can't find this song,but it's beautiful so here are the words:





Got on a bus in Memphis,
Destination Rome.
Georgia ain't no paradise
but a place I just call home.
I sat next to a broken hearted bride
She was cryin', tryin' so hard to hide
her selfish sorrow.

I tried to get her talkin'
She didn't have much to say
She asked me for a map to death row
But I didn't know the way
She had lost a million in the game
One look out the window at the pine trees and the rain
It wasn't her day.

Multicolored lady
you ain't like no rainbow I've ever seen
Multicolored lady
Angry red, passion blue, but mostly shades of gray

Midnight came and brought more rain,
nothing seemed to ease her pain.
The hours that we talked seemed like minutes all in vein.
I watched as her tears kept runnin' wide
Bye and bye and bye, way back after a while
She started smilin'.

Multicolored lady
You ain't like no rainbow I've ever known.
Multicolored lady
Come go with me, I'll take you to my home














Now I must manufacture some good dreams.


Nightkins.

Mortimer 08-03-2008 11:06 AM

it's a wonderful day in snowy woods
eat your farina like you knowy you shoulds






won't you be my

won't you be my







won't you be my flavor

Mortimer 08-03-2008 11:08 AM

Ah'd like to have Franny over a bowl of Farina.

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 11:09 AM

I take it you had a restful sleep? Hows the head feel this a.m?

Mortimer 08-03-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
I take it you had a restful sleep? Hows the head feel this a.m?


CIT!!


Great seeing you again.

My head feels like the ship that never came in.

I hope you had a pleasant evening as well.

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
it's a wonderful day in snowy woods
eat your farina like you knowy you shoulds






won't you be my

won't you be my







won't you be my flavor

I'm big on Fruit Loops myself :p

Mortimer 08-03-2008 11:11 AM

You're big on Fruit Loops.................( she doesn't realize what she said)..













thud!

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're big on Fruit Loops.................( she doesn't realize what she said)..













thud!

Cereal !!

Mortimer 08-03-2008 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Cereal !!


Well I know.

I guess you missed the Franny over Farina comment.


You being big on Fruit Loops is highly stimulating....and now I must hide myself for most of this day.




But it will be a good hide.

geeker2 08-03-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I know.

But it will be a good hide.


Salami ?


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