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Bystander 03-22-2007 02:31 PM

Nah, let him suffer.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Nah, let him suffer.

!!




Well if you have kept up with your reading from the other place you may like to know Typo doesn't really care for hot foots.



Oh no......he doesn't like the sting of a kitchen match going off under his fat little toes.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:42 PM

ANDY and Stevie-poo are screaming your name out Thebby.





I think they request you give up that darters name.





They sound a bit uncomfortable.










Maybe it would help if I poured hot,scalding water over their little heads.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:47 PM

Well that certainly didn't help very much.





They seem to be very angry with you Thebby.






Do you think they would enjoy reruns of At The Auction?










I do.









At The Auction and those two stupid fidgiting twins are very good for us.








Yes.








They are our friends.









I'm putting on 8 hours worth of them now so ANDY and Stevie-poo may enjoy them.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:52 PM

I have a message from ANDY for you Thebby.





What's that ANDY?......tell the heartless two bit......what?...oh....tramp to give him the name already.





Does that sound right ANDY?





Yes...ANDY said that's what his message should read.



I think Stevie-poo wants more boiling oil for his foot bath.......talk to you later!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:55 PM

Oh..

...Stevie also said he's going to kill you if he ever gets out of this.










I dunno.

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 02:58 PM

Oh Det. Morty Callaworthy












perhaps





in your






obviously abundant










spare time









you could help












kentucky rose













search for











sore horses.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:59 PM

AWWWW....they both seem to have fallen asleep and are resting peacefully.





Gee...maybe I should check to make sure they're not dead...don't ya thInk?



One moment please.














Oh yes...they're doing just fine.

I'm going to let them rest Thebby.






We have a VERY exciting day planned for them tomorrow.









YES WE DO!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:03 PM

Why don't you come over for a nice little visit,Jayson?






And please wear that adorable hockey mask of yours.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:26 PM

Oh Det. Morty Callaworthy












perhaps





in your






obviously abundant










spare time


--------------------


Don't ya just hate me?

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:28 PM

Not at all....Why do you ask???

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Why do you ask???


Why do you not answer?

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:30 PM

But I did

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:32 PM

Thebby...while Jayson is presented with the challenging issue of why he did not answer....


,,I have a confession.



I didn't really kidnap ANDY and Stevie-poo.

It was all a hoax.



I will make this easy for all.


Please dart me.....I really want you to as I think your love for me is getting in the way of your duties.

So please...let me have it.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
But I did


Yes....I noticed your edit so as to make it look that way.


So when you answer me...I will answer you....unless Thebby gets here first.

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:36 PM

No


I


Don't



Hate




You





Nor





Anyone Else

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
No


I


Don't



Hate




You





Nor





Anyone Else

---------------

Very good sir.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:46 PM

And I asked because I assumed you were jealous of me.


My phooey if that was not so.

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:50 PM

Your humor



while apparently not for some



can be amusing



the key



you see



is to not take life too seriously.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:57 PM

winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!






Fine work Dave.





LOVE the name.





Excuse me.






I'm vaporizing Tex the Cow Poker.








Too kind Dave!


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