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paisjpq 04-10-2007 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope that's as good as the pies.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
don't you call me thebby ho unless you want to get darted all day and night...think of all the fine work that could be lost to satisfy my wrath.

I have to go continue the hateful task of painting my house...

Well.






Is CarlaHo helping you?

Payson Dave 04-10-2007 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
don't you call me thebby ho unless you want to
So I guess that you are saying that he can if he wants to



get darted all day and night...
Is this spy talk for saying that you have endurance?




think of all the fine work that could be
more spy talk...but it is not nice to brag





lost to satisfy my wrath.
hmmm...never heard it called wrath before...you sure that you don't mean libido





I have to go
Either get outside or go on the newspapers




continue the hateful task
you could always try another profession






of painting my house...
changing the color won't help....you need to get rid of that red light that is on all night by the front door

....

Mortimer 04-10-2007 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
....

rule-eng un ze flour!!!!!!!!!!!



leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paisjpq 04-10-2007 01:46 PM
note to myself: send dave one of hossy's exploding emails...

Payson Dave 04-10-2007 02:46 PM
Note to self:

Check to see if bethany knows sting.....

you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

you don't have to put on the red light
you don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, oh

Mortimer 04-10-2007 02:47 PM
Note to myself:




God do I wish this note to myself thing had never started.

Saw Hossy in here.....see him as threat.Destroy.

Wayson is a warm body....potential threat.Destroy.









Footnote:

Set all incoming e-mail to auto forward to.....BigCheese@IHateWhenThatHappens.com

Mortimer 04-10-2007 02:48 PM
Another note:


ByAHip and BySlander.....are they By?

Find out.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 02:57 PM
tell dave that Bethani has no idea what bethany knows.

thank Hossy for the lovely letter...

Bystander 04-10-2007 02:58 PM
Tell Morty that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, a court in the Bahamas rules. Birkhead said he hopes to have custody soon.

I know he'll be relieved.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
Tell Morty that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, a court in the Bahamas rules. Birkhead said he hopes to have custody soon.

I know he'll be relieved.
was there ever any doubt?

Bystander 04-10-2007 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
was there ever any doubt?
Well, if you ask Morty there was a doubt...

Cajungator26 04-10-2007 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
Well, if you ask Morty there was a doubt...
So he thought he was the father too? Geesh... tell him to take a number.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 03:27 PM
morte'? please explain...

Mortimer 04-10-2007 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
morte'? please explain...
Shirley.......Witch Carla is taking too many Amthebbymenes again.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
So he thought he was the father too? Geesh... tell him to take a number.

Guppy.....Fire2Ice has me on ignore.



Does she no longer want to slit my throat?

Cajungator26 04-10-2007 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Guppy.....Fire2Ice has me on ignore.



Does she no longer want to slit my throat?
The job has been delegated to me.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
The job has been delegated to me.



Guppy....you're a gay yacht club member.




Stop mixing up your roles.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Shirley.......Witch Carla is taking too many Amthebbymenes again.
you keep slagging carla and methinks you might catch a kick to the behind.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
you keep slagging carla and methinks you might catch a kick to the behind.

Carla enjoys slagging(???)....and I have kevlar protection covering my dupa.

Cajungator26 04-10-2007 04:02 PM
Mortician,

Be warned that I excel at ALL of my roles. Tread lightly, dear.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Mortician,

Be warned that I excel at ALL of my roles. Tread lightly, dear.

Say the following:



HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

I am new here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can anyone tell me what track is in New York City?



Thanks in advance.

Cajungator26 04-10-2007 04:05 PM
I think you need to have your 'ducts' cleaned out, Morty.

Bystander 04-10-2007 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
you keep slagging carla and methinks you might catch a kick to the behind.
He's still mad because I called him silly.
Again.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Carla enjoys slagging(???)....and I have kevlar protection covering my dupa.
to insult or bad mouth...

paisjpq 04-10-2007 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
He's still mad because I called him silly.
Again.
oooohh you nasty mean girl you:D

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I think you need to have your 'ducts' cleaned out, Morty.
Just say it....voice pattern analysis may clear you.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
He's still mad because I called him silly.
Again.
Yes....again.

I know you're proud.



Wait until the other FOD members find out YOU'RE the reason I have left.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Yes....again.

I know you're proud.



Wait until the other FOD members find out YOU'RE the reason I have left.
careful...they may crown her queen.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
careful...they may crown her queen.

Perhaps Strumpet Carla should take the voice pattern anaylsis sampling?

paisjpq 04-10-2007 04:18 PM
what???

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
what???
Oh my God.





You have been sloppy in your HO Studies...ma'am.

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:21 PM
Later tonight I'll let Dr. Warren Guthire use my screen name. He is the world's greatest HO hunter.



He will provide THE primer on Ho profiling.






Don't you miss it.

Bystander 04-10-2007 04:22 PM
HO boy, I can't wait.

paisjpq 04-10-2007 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh my God.





You have been sloppy in your HO Studies...ma'am.
I lost my manual

byalip 04-10-2007 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
HO boy, I can't wait.
HO boy...you took the words right out of my mouth.

Hey Mort...can you take care of CannonKleagle while you out hunting?

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
HO boy, I can't wait.

:l :l :l :l :l

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I lost my manual

You don't even HAVE a manual!

Mortimer 04-10-2007 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byalip
HO boy...you took the words right out of my mouth.

Hey Mort...can you take care of CannonKleagle while you out hunting?


No she didn't.


Can you point the swine out?


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