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Has anybody heard any good jokes lately?
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Am getting there....have received thousands of requests not to--I mean to get these up as soon as possible. What's in yer wallet? |
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Stevie---get rid of him. |
The Can't-tucky WHIIIRRRby
BrownSugah...the cards, please. Thank you ssssso much,Dahling. Kiss-Kiss. Oh boy,that dupa is suitable for framing. But bettah get on with it: 1...Lookin' at Yucky Look at Yucky. Now look at me. Now look at Yucky. Now look at me. See what ahm thayin'? burp( oh excuse me!)...Crinkle... trash can 2...IceBox Reminds me of a girl I once knew. Anyhoo----you know,SportyFans,Pythagoras had a good noodle on his neck.Essentially, he said it was hip to be squared. And so---keepah!! 3...NoblesPromise Now,this would be really swell if only we knew what Nobel promised. sssssso!... nyyyyooooooow!! thud 4...SupahSavah Would like to pick this one. Would also like to pick the meger me-yons. Do you see the relationship? Crink-EL... trash can 5...LineofDavid Idiot Sticks all over the country tabbing him a throw out. This is good. keepah-keepah!! 6...StatelyVictor I have never heard of this horsey. ~">>__``, squirt!!!=;``,,,, phooey..I have to get going.Will have to finish latah. You can thank Skivs for this delay and for delaying the exciting finish of my dream as well. Is a snot face. Plus..I have to whizz---really bad!! |
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I miss my triple L. :(
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Now to finish this thing.
7...American Big Liah whiiiiiiiirrrr!!!! 8...Geekers Kitt-ay-ah Katt-ay blech Crinkle... trash can 9...MakeMusic4Me I llllike him!! keepah 10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o vomit Crinkle.. trash can 11...BeelzebubDoesn'tGiveAFucl< So neither do I. Crinkle.. trash can. 12...Conveyance Real estate term. Should stick with deed exchanges. Crinkle.. trash can 13...JacksonBend Ah don't thank so. But I am unshore. keep for now 14...MissionImpossible I am like sssssssso happy he realizes it. Crinkle... trash can 15...DiscreetlyMine This is not the time to be discreet...nor mine. That makes him a double wobbler. Not good. Crinkle... trash can 16...AwfulAct Reminds me of Del Yount. What a ham sandwich. Crinkle... trash can 17...Bubblin' The most prestigious race in the world and this fool takes a bubble bath. Only the drunken Irish swine. Crinkle... trash can 18...BackSass A little snot face birdy told me. Keepah. 19...HomeBoyKris Get lost...your name makes me want to spit. Crinkle.. trash can 20...SidneysCandyA.s.s Yet another Santa Anita gem. More like bauxite. Crinkle... trash can. Now I have to assemble this mess---hang on. |
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2...IceBox 3...MakeMusic4Me 4...BackSass(per MotherHen) It will be mighty close between 1 and 2. Just thayin'. |
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"Motherhen" clucked up. I will be traveling in the "ice box".:D |
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You'll have to tell me what you liked about Make Music For Me. Didn't see that one at all and he ran very well. |
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SSSSO glad you didn't ask why I picked Dave to win.There was a reason and also a reason I will pick him for the Preakness if he runs. Anyhoo...if you looked at all these horseys regarding their pp's.....they looked an awful lot like each other to me.Also, he kept dogging the great Lookin'AtYucky on non terra firma. The other reason I can't say right now. But Supah Savah won't be on for me in the Preakness. He did win this one fair and square and I hate his guts. |
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