a tree fell over, now the bird has no home.

The raccoon has left......do you know where the bunny is?

"Night"

the tomato is rotting underneath him.

And something is fishy in derbyland:




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What is the meaning of this!?

Ya gotta love me.


=:>

I guess it means you'll have to love me (in spite of yourself).

Ah guess some things are just meant to be.

Oh...by the way....




...ah don't like any a ya.


Except Miss Thebby.




So go ahead........request a dart nail me right between the eyes.









Just remember this....."friends"....





...ah didn't get the name Dirty Morty fer nothin'.

no darts, morty...we are all friends here...well, sort-of.

Why thank ya ma'am.



Mighty neighborly of ya.

MA'AM!





There seem to be some posts of mine that are......not there anymore.

I want the name of the swine who destroyed my fine work.

I want the name ...ma'am.

This is no bluff.




I have a little plan in store for you if I don't get it in 30 minutes.

I want that name.

Swill!

Will you kindly stop sending this thread out of first place?


There is an extremely important matter here needing resolution......if you don't mind.

Well Thebby.

I see you have chosen to remain mute....and that is very disappointing.





You have failed me.







You must be punished.







Wouldn't you like to know how?








I will tell you.

I now have here in my fine home the bodies of your great buddies......ANDY and Stevie-poo.



Oh don't worry...they're still alive. I have firmly bound and gagged them in two chairs.I am not a cruel man.

But there's more.


I also have gained access to all of their cash accounts...as well as their betting accounts.




Oddly enough....I have gained access to the betting accounts of PJ Man,Can'tdallSnot and Tex.




Now let me string this together for you.

If I don't get that name then tomorrow these two go in front of my sat.tv...I will tune in the races at Big A and GULFSTREAM...I will prop their eyelids open with toothpicks and they will watch as I bet all of their money on the picks of PJ Man,Can'tdallSnot and Tex.









MMMMMPH!!!.........GARBLE-STIFLE.....MNNNNNNNOOOOOAAAAA!!!!









Do you hear them shrieking Thebby?






Until tomorrows races begin... I will be sticking pins in their bodies and making them watch John Wayne movies.




So the choice is yours.You may end their suffering by vomitting up the name of that swine who darted my most excellent work......or you can make these two suffer.



It's really all in your hands Thebby.
















Don't be a fool.

Oh my GOD.
This is what happens when you get a little attention?
You'll make them watch while you bet GF?
(Where the heck is GF?)
You're a mean one.

I meant GulfStream...so I messed it up....big deal.


And I SAID the bets will be that of the 3 Doritos....not mine.










WHODOYOUWORKFOR!!?

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Yes.
I work for... Andy.

Good.






Would you like me to give him a message from you?





He's feeling a little uncomfortable right now because I am recitng DRAINOS' old posts to him from the DRF archives.