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clyde 10-04-2010 09:41 PM

:D

Thanks so much.











thud

MaTH716 10-04-2010 09:43 PM

For Sighty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3Sa4n0rS8

geeker2 10-04-2010 09:43 PM

How you can go to bed with 90210 and Gossip Girl about to be on TV is beyond me :zz:

Rileyoriley 10-04-2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 703421)
How you can go to bed with 90210 and Gossip Girl about to be on TV is beyond me :zz:

Please tell me you're joking.:zz:

geeker2 10-04-2010 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 703430)
Please tell me you're joking.:zz:

ror..I'll delete this post in the AM.

but the CW rules

clyde 10-04-2010 10:06 PM

EagleEye Poo

ain't sayin'..too dangerous

eagles725

Phily's NFL rating out of a possible 50,000

eati cowi


his COW meat must be behooved


ebensen

does voice overs for Stevie-poo while he gargles

Echo Farm

HAL WANTS TO DO THIS ONE...EEEEECHOOOOOOOoooooooo FARM.....HA.....HA.....HA.....HAL IS SO FUNNY

eddy1

bent pud at Wounded Knee

edwardpopyak

wud?

eileenwachowski


huh?

El Paso

Mexican quarterback

ELA

what comes after ( abbreviated)........" dee los angeles?"

EliGonzales

Eli Manning's Mexican brother

elturko

Mexican turkey

emily43

is really 82

ENDSWEEP

great for nasal yawning

engbloomj

easy for you to say

engine ONE

left engine on Air Firce 1

entrymate

double dildo

EPB

no idea

EpBurns

well shore it does

esroh

mmm hmm

estreetposse

two blocks down and look to your left---have a nice day now

Esumner66

necks with ostriches

EveningAttire

night footwear for Italian cars

evil3629

knivel doing weird sex tricks on motorcycle

exacta

huge fan

exactajack

taking TheRapist for 500

exactamac

i wish Steve would shoot these clowns

exberts

Peppah failures

Exceller

warshes clothes

exquisitequine

Steven H. Crist already

Exterminator


pet intereception name for Michael Vick

ezmowerbladey

huge snotface

clyde 10-04-2010 10:13 PM

gooey's song


there are always the trees and sky
to listen to bidries sing
if nothing else
let the breeze on high
carry along their ring

what sells
what is the wanted christening
most
it's sound of the hunted listening
the rounds conducted in evening

make a toast
to the graceful prey,as they hear the song today
they listen well
on a fateful day,they help qwell fear
in an immdeiate way
listening with the ear

a wishin' well
of help in opining back,to say
talk to me in the black,i am the tree..if nothing else
i hear your song in tact,i am me... i always listen,if nothing else



-Alan Speegish-

from FLAKES OF SNOW




..more to follow on each ..each day...to which you each a help display...




( This fucl<in' guy is good )

clyde 10-05-2010 12:24 AM

I realize I am the only one here with no life.As if that were not enough--I am haunted.Haunted by reoccurring signs only a fool would ignore.They can be painful.They are so random,yet so direct...so much making me find them by the mistakes I make.

They are not set in such a way that I can follow a plan.Maybe ..maybe only one way could I take them,that way.But I won't do,that way.Don't believe that's what they mean anyway.I really think whatever/whoever is the master of all this;the end is nowhere near being apparently---near.Nor obvious.Although, I thought it was.I thought it was apparent,obvious ...and the end near.And just as empty as it wound up being; it was far more saddening.Yet...by what seems such a cruel event,another sign becomes so obvious, so apparent.As well as baffling as ever,but they are too clear ..as ever. I don't know why some of them are so terrible.Feel guilty because of this,but I am not the one doing it.

I have ..no one to talk to,really.I want... no one to talk to, really.I have a listener.That is best for me now.

I do know I am insane.So rest easy.I would not kill anyone here.Rest easier.


But there is a utility pole and a traffic sign that I really hate ...not far from here.

By suns rise, they will be oddly missing from this life because I am going to kill them both tonight.

chucklestheclown 10-05-2010 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703485)
I realize I am the only one here with no life.As if that were not enough--I am haunted.Haunted by reoccurring signs only a fool would ignore.They can be painful.They are so random,yet so direct...so much making me find them by the mistakes I make.

They are not set in such a way that I can follow a plan.Maybe ..maybe only one way could I take them,that way.But I won't do,that way.Don't believe that's what they mean anyway.I really think whatever/whoever is the master of all this;the end is nowhere near being apparently---near.Nor obvious.Although, I thought it was.I thought it was apparent,obvious ...and the end near.And just as empty as it wound up being; it was far more saddening.Yet...by what seems such a cruel event,another sign becomes so obvious, so apparent.As well as baffling as ever,but they are too clear ..as ever. I don't know why some of them are so terrible.Feel guilty because of this,but I am not the one doing it.

I have ..no one to talk to,really.I want... no one to talk to, really.I have a listener.That is best for me now.

I do know I am insane.So rest easy.I would not kill anyone here.Rest easier.


But there is a utility pole and a traffic sign that I really hate ...not far from here.

By suns rise, they will be oddly missing from this life because I am going to kill them both tonight.

Did he do it?

MaTH716 10-05-2010 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucklestheclown (Post 703496)
Did he do it?

I don't know,
but I had a dream last night that giant ants came to my house with assault rifles and they were trying to sell me girl scout cookies.......................

Sightseek 10-05-2010 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703485)
I realize I am the only one here with no life.As if that were not enough--I am haunted.Haunted by reoccurring signs only a fool would ignore.They can be painful.They are so random,yet so direct...so much making me find them by the mistakes I make.

They are not set in such a way that I can follow a plan.Maybe ..maybe only one way could I take them,that way.But I won't do,that way.Don't believe that's what they mean anyway.I really think whatever/whoever is the master of all this;the end is nowhere near being apparently---near.Nor obvious.Although, I thought it was.I thought it was apparent,obvious ...and the end near.And just as empty as it wound up being; it was far more saddening.Yet...by what seems such a cruel event,another sign becomes so obvious, so apparent.As well as baffling as ever,but they are too clear ..as ever. I don't know why some of them are so terrible.Feel guilty because of this,but I am not the one doing it.

I have ..no one to talk to,really.I want... no one to talk to, really.I have a listener.That is best for me now.

I do know I am insane.So rest easy.I would not kill anyone here.Rest easier.


But there is a utility pole and a traffic sign that I really hate ...not far from here.

By suns rise, they will be oddly missing from this life because I am going to kill them both tonight.

Whenever you feel this way, you just have to ask yourself one question......














What would Zenyatta do?

geeker2 10-05-2010 11:36 AM

YES !!

or what would the Stooges do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwirW...eature=related

clyde 10-05-2010 12:59 PM

Holy Merciful Mother of GOD!!!





I hope I DO die.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 703592)
Whenever you feel this way, you just have to ask yourself one question......




















What would Zenyatta do?




Oh boy.



I am good enough..I am smart enough..and ZENYADDA---people like me!!

I will Boothy Excercise to this wonderful song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz2kv...ext=1&index=24

clyde 10-05-2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 703599)
YES !!

or what would the Stooges do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwirW...eature=related


We are very sick people!

clyde 10-05-2010 01:12 PM

Last mention...Laura Rachel Deming.Born August 12 ,1984.Single and oldest of 4 girls.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:17 PM

I had a hang fire dream last night.


God I hate when that happens!!!!

clyde 10-05-2010 01:18 PM

Dr.Osba...good,said he has a fine Corinthian Leather couch.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:22 PM

This is now the Official Snowy Woods Doo Dah Song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk...noodle version III





tssssssssssssssss

clyde 10-05-2010 01:25 PM

Now I'M dancing with her, doing the jig..and waving a bwr at the female village nincompoops!


Oh my God!

clyde 10-05-2010 01:27 PM

Ah wonder what the conditions are like in her cave?





Oh boy...am losing my mind--no question.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:28 PM

Oh well...here goes the F's.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:46 PM

Fucl< me!!

I just lost the completed page one of F's.

No idea.


Talk about frustrating.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:47 PM

Goddamity!!

MaTH716 10-05-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703661)
Goddamity!!

What happened now? You accidently lose the G's?

geeker2 10-05-2010 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703633)
Last mention...Laura Rachel Deming.Born August 12 ,1984.Single and oldest of 4 girls.

she was so young

cancer?

clyde 10-05-2010 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 703663)
What happened now? You accidently lose the G's?


Shut up you sloth!!

MaTH716 10-05-2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703665)
Shut up you sloth!!

You sir are a jerk!

May ants come and eat all you girl scout cookies!

clyde 10-05-2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 703664)
she was so young

cancer?

Yes.

She thought it was a bad cold that developed into pneumonia---she went to doctor---found she had terminal lung cancer which had spread throughout.

That's all I really know,Geeker.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 703667)
You sir are a jerk!

May ants come and eat all you girl scout cookies!

I am pretty,SIR...and if you lay one hand on me all the hotties here will kill you.

clyde 10-05-2010 01:55 PM

Back to the F's..pretty cheesed off here.



But I just killed my neighbors, so feel a little bettah.

chucklestheclown 10-05-2010 02:14 PM

Going to a naked lunch now.

clyde 10-05-2010 02:15 PM

fab5freddie

what.....doooooes.......vom...it......look......li ke....?

faninvests

i ain't gonna wear it

Fanofthejuiceguys

should you see this person...kill him

fantini33

has small,Italian nipples

fargo

related to nearstop

fasteddie18

the 9,876,127th fasteddie in i-net history

fatnewton

oh boy--here come the fat fucl<s

FATPIANO


patient of Dr. Osbad..i mean good

fatty

hmmm...better not say it

favoritetrick

is anal impressions

Fearless Leader

Canadian title equivalent to our 'President"

Ferdinand

most common pud name

Fernando's Girl

needs no explanation

FGFan

Franny...I love this little girl,for her kindness as well as her sexy voice...oh boy...just for her kindness.


Filly85'


Thanks ,Ralphy

firedog

Really..you may have saved my life.

Five Star Derek

In fact..I'm shore you did.



uh-oh..i'm doing it again

.flaxy

veteran cheap whiskey dancer

FlBred

once clamped self to bicycle handle bar

FleewlyReby

the only cheap whiskey dancer i ever nailed

flifishri


i stand corrected

flipsal


correction 2

Florida Sandy

hummed Irish Mike

flowingfish


Pisces girl on her period

floyd1259

Piscies man on his pud



woops!

foodog8

'78 Buick headlight cowl replacement part

forego

killed mashed potatos for touching his buttered corn

foregos nuts

i'll say...that's perfectly legal

clyde 10-05-2010 02:32 PM

Wait a minute.



Wait a minute,Wait a minute,Wait a minute,Wait a minute,Wait a minute,Wait a minute,Wait a minute,Wait a minute!!

















Hot coals on your feet and between your toes????


An yooo kell me crey-see???????

clyde 10-05-2010 03:56 PM

ForestofWonders

googlies shouldn't be allowed in here

forestry

here to ensure the safety of all unshaven girls

forterieboy

Kapets!!..how can you allow this!!?

fpchenault

kissed pudery's clitty-poo nonstop for 73 hours...not a record

fpsoxfan

fbi agent..uploaded wanted posters on members list

Frank Baker

Nailed EasyBake at 450 degrees

fred

stashed name of Roger the Interloper

Freddie B

wants to be like Fred

freddyHO

over sexed door to door canvaser

free25

stupid Chicago 7 demonstrater

freezy

not a hotti

Frost King


finest pud tip in all the world

Ft Worth

what Manhattan Island could have been

Fuelishpleasure


not

Fulla Sheets

he certainly is

Fuofa

located directly under and to the left of the vulva

clyde 10-05-2010 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucklestheclown (Post 703685)
Going to a naked lunch now.

The things I miss here.

geeker2 10-05-2010 05:41 PM

Franny's never coming back after that............

clyde 10-05-2010 05:58 PM

i sing of sighty-poo



her cable..disabled
a llllong time ago
in her cave,a swing
she does it to and fro

her noodle,went stroudle
many come and goes...ago
so catchy,so wetty
she gives =5 a toe
so ready,for Freddy
her toe to munch
=5 only settles out
for hand jive..
sorry, you barbaric East Coast lout

she is much like the,
grape
who has lost its vine
doesn't break the tape
merely lost her mind

the dancing little clitty
never wears her shoes
so sick,so slam dunky...so itty bitty
give me many,Sighty-poos




-Speegish-




FLAKES OF SNOW
passage

clyde 10-05-2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 703800)
Franny's never coming back after that............

You are so right..I best fix that one.

clyde 10-05-2010 06:13 PM

I catch EasyBake and Gooey,trying to steal my prey---Ralphy.



They are admonished.

They take it like the little brats they are.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFe2...eature=related


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