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clyde 06-16-2010 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 658394)
Clydeee...you may need some of DeboDeb's med's WHOA Boy WHOA


Oh she doens't like me fer gosh sakes.She uses that stuff for her standing room only crowd.




And Ralph....stop it.

blackthroatedwind 06-16-2010 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 658577)
Well then what the fucl< did you mean!?



I'm not a mind reader...lips--yes.

Minds---no.

I meant you should not forget that we have been friends for a long time.


I'm not a big ulterior motive guy ( I think I spelled that right ).

clyde 06-16-2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind (Post 658609)
I meant you should not forget that we have been friends for a long time.


I'm not a big ulterior motive guy ( I think I spelled that right ).



You mean to tell me that's what you meant??( I think it's spelled right.)

And you put me through all that noise ...and that's what you meant?




I need a break after all of this.OK...you explained.We're back to the future now.I thought I had found my mind and was no longer through the looking glass,but seem to have a ways to go.



By the by...if you should somehow stop in town and want a free place to stay,why you can stay here.It's plenty big, but unfurnished.

Oh..there's no water either, but electricity and gas are still a go.I bail in water so it's not like there is none at all.Just not always there when you want it...sometimes.


But it's free.


How long,am not sure...but at least 30 days from tomorrow....maybe more.






That's it.

Glad we kept it real.

clyde 06-16-2010 05:06 PM

Would also like to announce NT Tamm as a CozyWozy.


His gang name is ET.

This is not to confuse with ET Mower Blade who became simply---ET. She was EZ GoerBabe if anyone remembers.She dee-dee'd a long time ago so it should not be a big deal.




Let's welcome him with festooning and balloons

Coach Pants 06-16-2010 05:07 PM

All I have is entrails and harpoons. Sorry.

NTamm1215 06-16-2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 658645)
Would also like to announce NT Tamm as a CozyWozy.


His gang name is ET.

This is not to confuse with ET Mower Blade who became simply---ET. She was EZ GoerBabe if anyone remembers.She dee-dee'd a long time ago so it should not be a big deal.




Let's welcome him with festooning and balloons

:tro::tro:

ET

clyde 06-16-2010 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 658646)
All I have is entrails and harpoons. Sorry.


Oh my God.






thud

clyde 06-16-2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215 (Post 658647)
:tro::tro:

ET


Good deal..the girls will show up later tonight when they get off the streets...whoa!!...I mean off their feet and they will put up the decorations and start the welcoming party.





WON'T YOU...GIRLS?

geeker2 06-16-2010 05:54 PM

ET

Get out of here before it is too late....don't get stuck down here like the rest of us.

For God's sake...get out while you can...

Smooth Operator 06-16-2010 06:35 PM

This place is like Hotel California … you can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave.


Can't seem to resist clicking on this thread



Hell, even Throat is hanging around here now … lol

Sightseek 06-16-2010 08:00 PM

Posters flocking to this thread.













For real!








A very crowded dooryard.

herkhorse 06-16-2010 08:25 PM

Can we get a list of the gang names?, no one can re-name like Clyde.

Rileyoriley 06-16-2010 08:43 PM

Free meds and ketchup for all of Clydeeeee's gang!!!!:D

geeker2 06-16-2010 08:53 PM

I bet Clydeee could stop the oil spill...........................

Coach Pants 06-16-2010 10:35 PM


clyde 06-17-2010 12:53 PM

Holy Mother of God!!





Stop it!!..all of you!

clyde 06-17-2010 01:04 PM

I have to go for now.Am very disappointed the girls did no decorating for ET.I should have known ,seeing their daily results of lipstick application.It's for the better---believe me.




Should be back early evening...have to go and seal up an oil leak.

geeker2 06-17-2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 658945)
I have to go for now.Am very disappointed the girls did no decorating for ET.I should have known ,seeing their daily results of lipstick application.It's for the better---believe me.

Should be back early evening...have to go and seal up an oil leak.

I knew it:tro:

Antitrust32 06-17-2010 01:40 PM

I'd help sealing the sea well...

But I'm too busy making the world turn.....

clyde 06-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 658948)
I knew it:tro:


!!



Had to come back...forgot my SealsAll.

It can wait unil tomorrow.

clyde 06-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 658960)
I'd help sealing the sea well...

But I'm too busy making the world turn.....


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 06-17-2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smooth Operator (Post 658672)
This place is like Hotel California … you can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave.


Can't seem to resist clicking on this thread



Hell, even Throat is hanging around here now … lol




Danny isn't a member.

clyde 06-17-2010 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 658690)
Can we get a list of the gang names?, no one can re-name like Clyde.


Shirley...I mean--oh never mind...hope this helps:


FieldGoalFranny

Debbie-O-Debbie

Ralph Geeker ( for Ralph Meeker)

PoachCants

BrownSugah ( also known as Gooey)

UnclyTrust

SightyPoo

ET






Gosh,that's not very many.

We need to make more members.


herkhorse...what about you,sir?

You could be MercDoors....like the doors on a Mercury.




or






MercCourse






or






TurkWhores







or







NerdTours








Yours is a hard one.




Anyone else want to be made?

You must have earned your button by vaporizing a known doorknob.

pointman 06-17-2010 06:45 PM

Oh boy, another useful thread Chalmydia! :rolleyes:

You wit is just soooo intoxicating.

hi_im_god 06-17-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pointman (Post 659092)
Oh boy, another useful thread Chalmydia! :rolleyes:

You wit is just soooo intoxicating.

down, manpoint.

pointman 06-17-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 659124)
down, manpoint.

:zz:

god_im_hi

hi_im_god 06-17-2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pointman (Post 659126)
:zz:

god_im_hi

eyes roll.

herkhorse 06-17-2010 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 659058)
Shirley...I mean--oh never mind...hope this helps:


FieldGoalFranny

Debbie-O-Debbie

Ralph Geeker ( for Ralph Meeker)

PoachCants

BrownSugah ( also known as Gooey)

UnclyTrust

SightyPoo

ET






Gosh,that's not very many.

We need to make more members.


herkhorse...what about you,sir?

You could be MercDoors....like the doors on a Mercury.




or






MercCourse






or






TurkWhores







or







NerdTours








Yours is a hard one.




Anyone else want to be made?

You must have earned your button by vaporizing a known doorknob.

someone called me herk-off once, It didn't bother me though, herkhorse is a stupid name. When I signed up , I didn't know I'd be stopping by the dooryard every day.


I forget your best names, but I do like the Princeth

geeker2 06-18-2010 08:23 AM

I say we call Herky ............. MiltyWadd

But he has to get his own stapler

clyde 06-18-2010 12:57 PM

Oinkman is going to try and kill me.





Let'a give the kumquat a nice round of applause.

clyde 06-18-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 659124)
down, manpoint.

He's just jealous ,Hi.





Can't blame 'im.







meep-meep!!


=:>

Sightseek 06-18-2010 01:03 PM

lurkhorse?



nerknorse?

pointman 06-18-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 659348)
Oinkman is going to try and kill me.





Let'a give the kumquat a nice round of applause.

Boo Hoo, Chalmydia, did I hurt your feelings? I didn't threaten you at all, I would never do that. I just asked to meet you personally. We can have tea and crumpets. I am dying the meet the child who is so brave bullying people behind a computer and learn what type of person wishes injuries on our horses. Please, the invitation is open.

pointman 06-18-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 659350)
He's just jealous ,Hi.





Can't blame 'im.







meep-meep!!


=:>

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Did you wet your little panties thinking of this one, Chalmydia?

clyde 06-19-2010 11:49 AM

I think I have broken Oinkman.



House training wuffies isn't this easy.

pointman 06-19-2010 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 659679)
I think I have broken Oinkman.



House training wuffies isn't this easy.


Wow, what a cleaver response, Chalmydia!!! FUNNY, oh boy!!!!!

clyde 06-19-2010 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pointman (Post 659452)
Boo Hoo, Chalmydia, did I hurt your feelings? I didn't threaten you at all, I would never do that. I just asked to meet you personally. We can have tea and crumpets. I am dying the meet the child who is so brave bullying people behind a computer and learn what type of person wishes injuries on our horses. Please, the invitation is open.


Mr. Vapid Fence Post of the Year...here ya go:


305 Beech Court,Aurora,Ohio





So if you want me so bad,come and get me.

pointman 06-19-2010 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 659681)
Mr. Vapid Fence Post of the Year...here ya go:


305 Beech Court,Aurora,Ohio





So if you want me so bad,come and get me.

Is there a guard at the entrence to your trailer park, Chalmydia?

clyde 06-19-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 659163)
someone called me herk-off once, It didn't bother me though, herkhorse is a stupid name. When I signed up , I didn't know I'd be stopping by the dooryard every day.


I forget your best names, but I do like the Princeth

Printheth Chlorine...the old barracuda isn't so bad.I think she does hear faint notes.


Still working on your gang name.Ralphy isn't helping much.Oinkman is really losing it....he may be my finest work ever.

clyde 06-19-2010 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 659351)
lurkhorse?



nerknorse?




Sighty...awful!!


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