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Mortimer 07-10-2008 06:58 PM

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go

Mortimer 07-10-2008 07:00 PM

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

Mortimer 07-10-2008 07:07 PM

MyManMatt to win the first at The Thistleydowns tomorrow.

Mortimer 07-10-2008 07:08 PM

Hour current temperature is 77 degrees and pleasant.

Rileyoriley 07-10-2008 07:56 PM

Am I still driving around Cleveland in the cab????????:zz:






Or perhaps I met up with Hugh Beaumont ( WALLY'S father).;)

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:24 PM

Yes.

Thanks to a certain someone you are going to be stuck there for a looong time.

And enough with the Wally jokes ,lady.

Rileyoriley 07-10-2008 08:30 PM

I hope the cab has plenty of car-sick bags.:zz:











LUMPY!

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:35 PM

Oh that's so funny.






And never call me Lumpy again.......Lisa Lupner.

Rileyoriley 07-10-2008 08:36 PM

Ok Gilbert.:rolleyes:

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh that's so funny.






And never call me Lumpy again.......Lisa Lupner.




:tro:

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ok Gilbert.:rolleyes:

Fine with me,Aunt Bea.









:D

Rileyoriley 07-10-2008 08:39 PM

Wrong show Barney.:rolleyes:

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:40 PM

Well I don't know all the characters in all these old foggy shows!


















MISS TESCMAUCHER!!

Rileyoriley 07-10-2008 08:41 PM

My you're getting testy sir.:D

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:42 PM

Well...no I'm not.




And SLOW DOWN!!....I'm getting dizzy.

Mortimer 07-10-2008 08:47 PM

Well perhaps in deference to your standing...I may finish you tonight.


As long as you don't call me anymore names.

Rileyoriley 07-10-2008 08:52 PM

Good. The cab fare is getting outrageous.

Mortimer 07-10-2008 09:24 PM

I think I should wait until later on sometime then.



:)

geeker2 07-11-2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

You might want to Dice Clay it up a bit...




Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fucl>in' whore.



or



Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.

Mortimer 07-11-2008 09:13 PM

Must we be gross?

geeker2 07-11-2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Must we be gross?


Why how much do you weight?

geeker2 07-11-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Why how much do you weight?


sorry that was uncalled for.....

Mortimer 07-12-2008 12:06 AM

144 pounds.

Mortimer 07-12-2008 12:06 AM

So was that.


My apologies.

FGFan 07-12-2008 01:14 AM

What?







OH nevermind, I'm going to find a haunting in for tomorrow. I have a good one, that I stayed there.


I am too obsessed with Curlin tomorrow to figure this out.

:p

Mortimer 07-12-2008 08:28 AM

Is there a way I can sell you a doorknob today?

geeker2 07-12-2008 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
What?


OH nevermind, I'm going to find a haunting in for tomorrow. I have a good one, that I stayed there.


I am too obsessed with Curlin tomorrow to figure this out.

:p


Do you use your haunting broom?

Mortimer 07-12-2008 08:42 AM

No,

She gets swept off her feet too easily.

geeker2 07-12-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
No,

She gets swept off her feet too easily.


3th base possible without dinner?

FGFan 07-12-2008 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Do you use your haunting broom?

No, it's a haunting wand.

But I always get excited for Curling.

Mortimer 07-12-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
3th base possible without dinner?


You're asking me??







But explain 3th base ..or was that a lisp?

Mortimer 07-12-2008 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
No, it's a haunting wand.

But I always get excited for Curling.


That's her pet name for me.....don't ya know.

Mortimer 07-12-2008 12:47 PM

Franny leaned against the wall and set her leg HIGH atop the adjacent lamp tail....I mean table.



Her short skirt exposed a lot...including the fact she wore no undergarment.....she wiggled to issue an invitation to MORTE'WOLF.



He looked as he walked by.......and said......."nah"....and kept on walking.

Mortimer 07-12-2008 12:48 PM

=:>

FGFan 07-12-2008 12:51 PM

Was very glad he kept walking as she realized she had mistaken him for someone else!!!!!!!!!!

geeker2 07-12-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You're asking me??

But explain 3th base ..or was that a lisp?


It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?


Oh and yes..I lisped.

Mortimer 07-12-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?


Oh and yes..I lisped.


ror!!


And I thought she wrote it.


Oh well.

Mortimer 07-12-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Was very glad he kept walking as she realized she had mistaken him for someone else!!!!!!!!!!




:mad:

FGFan 07-12-2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
It was for Franny...sorry she didn't respond. I would like to know what kind of a girl she really is....

How about 2nd base and a piece of pie?


Oh and yes..I lisped.

I'm more of an appetizer kinda girl.

I did resthpond to your broom posth though...

FGFan 07-12-2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

:p
:D
:{>:


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