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Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:50 AM

saw a nice girl at the zoo today
boy she could really bale the hay
she had big breasts and a big smile
but you get tired of that after a while






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!

Sightseek 08-01-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.

:$:

There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:55 AM

Say baby!

Ya man?

Saw yo wife the othah day...man does she have small breasts....and she sho is bitchy!!






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
:$:

There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!

No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.

I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.




Oh.


He is a vagatarian....don't ya know.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:03 PM

I would imagine I just merited another bitchy face.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:27 PM

Interesting stuff...don't ya think?




http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwa...rax/index.html

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:48 PM

Dysinformation is a great tool---aye?

Sightseek 08-01-2008 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Interesting stuff...don't ya think?




http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwa...rax/index.html

You don't hear too much about this anymore.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:58 PM

True. Some things just seem to get buried one way or another.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:01 PM

I mean after all...a lot of the Clinton's buds were.


So was Oswald.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 01:08 PM

I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age. :D

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:09 PM

I've said this before:

You only get the truth in SnowyWoods.


I'm aiming for another Emmy in intelligent postage.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age. :D

Baby...women always become more attractive as they age and especially when they become smarter.





There is a law of diminishing returns at work here....but that comes much later.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 01:16 PM

diminishing returns...well put. LOL

GBBob 08-01-2008 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age. :D

Men still turn to the Beulah thread

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:39 PM

In truth,Bob, this is why guys get dumber.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
In truth,Bob, this is why guys get dumber.

:)

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:46 PM

My feigning an oversexed character is meant to daze and confuse.



Dysinformation would be apt here.



:)

GBBob 08-01-2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
My feigning an oversexed character is meant to daze and confuse.



Dysinformation would be apt here.



:)

You are an extremely intelligent oversexed character...this is why Sightseek plays with you:rolleyes:

Either are the norm, both are rare

wow..that's pretty damn good if I do say so

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
You are an extremely intelligent oversexed character...this is why Sightseek plays with you:rolleyes:

Either are the norm, both are rare

wow..that's pretty damn good if I do say so


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
























(By the way....you should see the pm's I get from her.


Everyone should play like she does.)

Sightseek 08-01-2008 01:56 PM

LOL, now how do you look in a pair of nerdy but oddly sexy Clark Kent glasses?

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:02 PM

!!


I should tell you I can see through sun dresses.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:03 PM

Why are Blackberries (the phone) called a Blackberry and not a Blueberry or Strawberry?

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!


I should tell you I can see through sun dresses.

:eek:

*covers private parts with hands*

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:04 PM

Because they would then be made fun of in blues songs or straw jokes.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
:eek:

*covers private parts with hands*



!!





A little on the skinny side...but in admirable condition...I must say.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Because they would then be made fun of in blues songs or straw jokes.

:rolleyes:

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:12 PM

Well what do you want?

You didn't give me much to work with.




I suppose you're now you're going to say there is no answer---you were just wondering.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:39 PM

I guess she turned tail and ran.

Nice sight,though.





Simpson's case is too obfuscated....it merely can boiled down to simple terms.The police interview and the testimony of Alan Park.


Same thing with Oswald's......great screen play,but too much and lots of dysinformation. It ,too, can be boiled down to simple terms;a lack of the taped police/FBI interview ( they actually did have these things back then) as well as a lack of simple pen and pad notes ( ditto for these). Simply throw in parading the supposed single perpetrator in this crime of the century around the crowded police station halls and then announcing his transfer to the world as to exactly when and from where to where and then by all means do it through a gaggle of people in a completely unsecure area....................waller------there is your conspiracy.





And now I am verklempt.........take the topic of global warming while I recover and discuss.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:43 PM

. . . if you put the murdered President of the United States on one side of a scale and that wretched waif Oswald on the other side, it doesn't balance. You want to add something weightier to Oswald. It would invest the President's death with meaning, endowing him with martyrdom. He would have died for something. . . . A conspiracy would, of course, do the job nicely. — William Manchester.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
. . . if you put the murdered President of the United States on one side of a scale and that wretched waif Oswald on the other side, it doesn't balance. You want to add something weightier to Oswald. It would invest the President's death with meaning, endowing him with martyrdom. He would have died for something. . . . A conspiracy would, of course, do the job nicely. — William Manchester.


And may I say....the conspiracy did do the job....quite nicely.

But it is funny how a simple waif immediately altered a historical mountain of federal policies and direction.


Manchester was a puppet...even Uncle Bob would never have accepted him.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:49 PM

Sighty-poo...there are certain posters I will not argue with.






You are not one of them.


:)

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Sighty-poo...there are certain posters I will not argue with.






You are not one of them.


:)

:p

I just think people are quick to grasp onto conspiracy theories.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
:p

I just think people are quick to grasp onto conspiracy theories.

True enough...and there was a real runaway of conspiracy theorists who had well conceived dollar signs in their eyes;but if you keep it simple and realize there is no reason....then the truth is plain to see.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:58 PM

Oh...I forgot.



( ( )

Sightseek 08-01-2008 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
True enough...and there was a real runaway of conspiracy theorists who had well conceived dollar signs in their eyes;but if you keep it simple and realize there is no reason....then the truth is plain to see.

What about Pearl Harbor?

Sightseek 08-01-2008 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh...I forgot.



( ( )

What the heck is that? :zz:

Mortimer 08-01-2008 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
What the heck is that? :zz:


That is my fine dupa.


To counter your :p


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