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Mortimer 05-17-2008 01:31 PM

Oh my God.









thud

Mortimer 05-17-2008 01:54 PM

This Week's Country Top Five:








5....Yer Blow Job Blowed Me Away

4....Ahm Gonna Blow Mah Head off Over Yew

3....She Waxed Mah Truck..Then She Did Me

2....Wald Turkey and Bobby McGee

1....Wah Did Yew Leave Mah Azz...Yew Sorry B!tch

FGFan 05-17-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I invite BrownSugars friend,NoseDrops, to enter.

She should be here ...if anyone should.


I have also invited Zammy and Sulu.








God.



Zulu and I can't come join you today. We've tried, but it's 90 degrees and the snow keeps melting so we can't find you.
Can you move to a secret garden where it's warmer, maybe we could find you then.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 04:01 PM

FieldGoalFran..this is a swell idea!

But shouldn't you open the garden?...I mean it is your brainshower....after all.





I will await your answer with wounded knee.

Antitrust32 05-17-2008 04:04 PM

Morty,

Did you see that our DeeTee horse, Kickin and Screamin won arlington's 4th today!!!!

Mortimer 05-17-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Morty,

Did you see that our DeeTee horse, Kickin and Screamin won arlington's 4th today!!!!


Why...no.


I didn't.







Give me some room.






































thud

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
STEVE!!

There's your answer.





( Thank you,Dahling...BIG internet KISS-KISS!!)



;)

Good to see the old Morty Wolf back.:)









You too Hossy Grizzley!

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:19 PM

:cool:

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:25 PM

But I wonder.....isn't the Secret Garden kind of like the Cozy Dooryard?

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
But I wonder.....isn't the Secret Garden kind of like the Cozy Dooryard?

Too hot in the garden. Probably bugs too.


















I'm staying in the snowy woods.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:36 PM

No...fine. I was referring to GF Fawn's mentioning of starting a Secret Garden.

You know...somewhere boneheads here could go to be healed.

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
No...fine. I was referring to GF Fawn's mentioning of starting a Secret Garden.

You know...somewhere boneheads here could go to be healed.


ESPN.com???????

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:42 PM

I need room again.















thud

Rileyoriley 05-17-2008 07:45 PM

I think you need a bigger room.:eek:

Mortimer 05-17-2008 07:47 PM

Or better posts.







:D

Mortimer 05-17-2008 11:56 PM

I took some photographs of straws today.


Look at the first one:

l l l





Seems like 2 straws...right?



Let me enlarge it:






l l l












Did you see that!!?












A little bigger:







l l l






















OH MY GOD!!!




The worlds first ghost straw photograph!!!

Coach Pants 05-18-2008 12:55 AM

Ok we're back.

















Lets just agree on one thing...





































OK?




























We will not refer to our pack as a nation.


















































So no predator nation.





















































OK?








































































Please?































































Excuse me, sir?

Mortimer 05-18-2008 10:39 AM

Too,me.

I mean me,too....CP is right.I hate to even type out "predator nation".......barf!

We don't want to have a groopie crew following us either. No one signs with an agent. This is not for commercial gain; we are predators by nature. Our only purpose is to sniff out prey in the air....find them and stalk by singling out one from the herd....and then ripping and shredding flesh.......with the final step the death grip.








NO CHEWING.





We merely kill and move on.

Cajungator26 05-18-2008 10:39 AM

;)


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