I just killed two people at evpn.




And left the rest a little message.


=:>

They're deleting already....coke so-cares.


Hey Boothy....say hi to ZenYaddaYaddaYadda:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y

I'd say she lost that one by a head.




Now maybe all of you Z lovers will shut your big mouths.

I'm stuck on telling myself..''Ya Morty,that's you..that's you!!"..in the mirror.

But I love that part.

Thank you,baby.














I killed a lot of people last night!!!!

Now that I am done feeding,if you click me you will see Ohio Laura.

She died the same day my Father died..October 3.


Isn't life ridiculous?

Is a good thing SeatleAllMeteorite kept his big mouth shut in the other thread or I would have chopped his head off right there.


I killed 5 people at Marc's.




I don't take anything from anybody.

There was a kiddie in a cart there....had to be like 10-12 months old.Still had that spaced out look in his eye;like he has no idea what's going on. That's how you tell the difference between a 1 year old and a two year old.They look glassy eyed and have awful bone structure;their faces look like mushed up putty.


Anyways...he was staring at me.

So I says..I says, "What the fucl< are you lookin' at?"

He got scared and started crying like a little sissy.



I told you I don't take anything from anyone.


I went to MickeyD's for coffee to go because I'm sick of the mess I make here..at "home."

I always manage to spill the little specs of coffee onto the floor in trying to get them into that stupid filter.One time, the spill spelled the words..."Look at the fridge."

I knew they were wrong because I have no magnetic letters on the fridge, but I looked anyway.

The fridge had grown arms and they were in such a position as if to say.."Well don't look at me."

Know what I did?

I squirted lighter fluid on the coffee specs trying to spell a new message on the floor... and then set them afire.Then I chopped the arms off the fridge.


This is why I went to MickeyD's.

When the register person told me it would be $1,I told her she was the scum of the earth and reeked of food handling...then I turned to the older than dirt woman behind me and said.."Hey. Give me a fucl<in' dollar."

She knew I meant business and gave me the dollar.


I didn't bother thanking her.

One other thing.

Abiout 20 minutes ago,shortly after my Marc's killing spree...2 girl scouts came to the door hawking their over priced cookies. I was nice. They showed me their catalogue and I picked out 25 boxes of this and that.You would think they'd be happy.

But no.


They wanted their money...now.

I don't like that sort of pushy technique.

So I told them to wait a minute.




I returned with an AK-47 military assault rifle and emptied the full magazine into both of them.

Their "I'm a big deal" Scout leader( a full grown adult egg hatcher) was in the driveway,waiting for them in her car.She tried to get away.

Fleeing a crime scene is against the law.

I had my shoulder mounted rocket launcher leaning against the door...just in case one of those girl scouts gave me more trouble than I expected.

I took aim , the witch was squealing tires as she pounded the car into drive once backed onto the highway.


I fired and scored a direct hit.

All the pieces have yet to come down.

I am now at peace with my surroundings.

Well I was at peace with my surroundings.


The ants ....I've angered them by shooting so many of their brethren.

I heard this loud,low frequncy rumbling coming from the back yard.Went to the window and saw someone had taken a 50 caliber cannon off an Army gun ship and mounted it on skids.


Not our Skids...the kind one would mount a 50 caliber cannon onto after taking it off an Army gun ship.

There was a harness on the skid and the harness led to a massive horizontal pyramid of black ..crawling through the grass.



They were ants.

Those little fucl<ers are really,really strong.

I rushed and fetched a grenade,my .44 Magnum handgun and my specially made NAPALM flame thrower.



I knelt under and to the side of the window. ....broke out the glasss with the butt of my .44 and yelled..''Hey.You fucl<in' ants ain't gettin' me.Stop before I shoot."

They didn't.

I fired two rounds at their feet and excalimed..''I ain't gonna miss the next time."



They still didn't. I wasn't in the mood for games.....so I yanked out the grenade pin with my teeth...counted to 2 and a half and then flung the grenade right at the pyramid's center.

The explosive charge blew away half the pyramid.

They stopped.



But they were very close.Black things started running up the skids to get to the 50 caliber gun.They were very fast.

They could blow this house away and me with it if I allowed them to open fire.



Play time was over.




I screamed..''FLAME ON!!''....and let go with a long steady stream of NAPALM.


A little too long.

There wasn't anything that was not on fire. The gun,the skids, the ants, the grass, the trees, the house about 300 feet to my rear, several birds, many squirrels.

Too bad...way it goes.




The entire area reeked of gasoline.

It would take a lot of Mountain Fresh Scented LySol to cover up this stench.

But that's what happens when ants think they can take over .




That's why I shot them in the first place.

Hey stupid, did you ever think that the ants were after the 25 boxes of cookies that you took off the Girl Scouts?

Listen,numb nuts.....that's why I got a little upset.They order the cookies, but you have to pay first.


So there weren't any cookies.




Think for a change.

So you off'ed them and you didn't get any cookies out of the deal?

Boy you really are a dim one............................

Oh fucl< you.



I lost my head for a minute...it happens.

This guy one of 'em?



I hope so












Creepy fucl< looks like nothing but trouble





















Nip it in the bud, I say -

Ya gotta NIP

IT

IN

THE

BUD!






























Glad to see a little bud-nippin' goin' on.


Well done, Clyde

Thanks,Rudy.

He's only there maybe once a quarter.



But you can bet I have an axe with his name on it.

I need to stop killing people ...and to strop thinking.

This always helps a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk


























:D

dustmop

picture shown in Les Miles game plan for last second end of game substitutions with less than 15 seconds on the clock...Miles order to the team after reviewing game plan note....''Ah dunno."


Duvalier

What Duval fans in the stands say.....oh forget it, sick of that one


dylbert

the ErnieBert.....got federal grant to start up vaccum leak repair business for time warps in outter space






...this concludes the D's...

Dr.,

Something very disturbing happened to me today. I was getting a hot stone massage and when they put the big stones on my feet and little stones between my toes, I thought about =5.

Yeah baby.........................:{>::{>::{>:

I'm going to let Dr.Osbad..I mean good,know this

Oh my God.

As luck would have it,Sightypooski,he already answerd me.

Here is a copy n' pastey:




Dear Miss Pooski..I mean Poo,


Mortimer told me about this fellow.Considering what has happened in the past between you two,it is a common reaction.Think nothing of it;merely a defense mechanism.

Unless you liked it. That feeling and it's connection to Mr. Fucl<Face,I hope I got that name right...Mortimer gave it to me....,would not be good and requires further probing.

Of your mind,that is.

I encourage you,in light of your other problems,to arrange an apointment with me on my couch.


Yours,

Dr.O

Is the couch made of fine corinthian leather?

Uhm.....:o..



..let me ask him...will get back to you..

( Oh my God...she may be on to me)

Latex shouldn't it be Latex?

I'm latex sensitive! :eek:

I'm latex sensitive!


!



Good girl..that stuff is about as sexy as aluminum foil.

Don't worry about it doc, I'll take care of all the probing...................;) :D

Oh SHUT UP !!

You know they make couches latex free don't you?

Oh SHUT UP !!




!!




Kick Math.

This is directed at..who/whom?

Don't you have some character assassination to do?

!!!!





Oh.

Why,yes...you are quite right.

It's nighty-poo time......

:D

!


May we have the song,please.

Oh....:D

kiss kiss, plesant dreams........................
:{>::{>:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDVvB7Xx1w

Nighty-night for Sighty!