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Mortimer 07-25-2008 10:35 PM

Another big crowd tonight.



:rolleyes:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F5GV...eature=related

Cajungator26 07-25-2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Another big crowd tonight.



:rolleyes:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F5GV...eature=related

Hi.

Mortimer 07-26-2008 12:02 AM

Hi.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqQt7SAWdJY

Mortimer 07-26-2008 12:14 AM

My good friend ,DiSpencer, has put this clip together for us. I think he sings this pretty song...very pretty.

Take it ...Bri!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpGm...eature=related

Mortimer 07-26-2008 01:21 AM

And now the last tune spun from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.










Phooey.










I think it flew off to its rightful owner.














Oh well.

GPK 07-26-2008 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Another big crowd tonight.



:rolleyes:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F5GV...eature=related


Sir...Fire Marshall here...this thread here of yours is in clear violation of fire safety code. Just too many posters in here to be considered safe. Im shutting you down.










































Move along.

Mortimer 07-26-2008 12:12 PM

:p






How can I be sure
In a world that's constantly changin'?
How can I be sure
Where I stand ..with me?

Whenever I
Whenever I am away ..from me
I wanna die
'cause you know I wanna stay ..with me


How do I know?
Maybe I'm trying to use me
Flying too high can confuse me
Touch me but don't take me down

Whenever I
Whenever I am away ..from me
My alibi is tellin' people I don't care ..for me
Maybe I'm just hanging around
With my head up, upside down
It's a pity
I can't seem to find someone
Who's as pretty 'n' lovely as ..me

How can I be sure
I really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow
I really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow

(Oh oh oh ...)

How's the weather?
Weather or not, we're together
Together we'll see it much better
I love me, I love me forever
You know where I can be found

How can I be sure
In a world that's constantly changing?
How can I be sure?
I'll be sure ..with me.

GPK 07-26-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:p






How can I be sure
In a world that's constantly changin'?
How can I be sure
Where I stand ..with me?

Whenever I
Whenever I am away ..from me
I wanna die
'cause you know I wanna stay ..with me


How do I know?
Maybe I'm trying to use me
Flying too high can confuse me
Touch me but don't take me down

Whenever I
Whenever I am away ..from me
My alibi is tellin' people I don't care ..for me
Maybe I'm just hanging around
With my head up, upside down
It's a pity
I can't seem to find someone
Who's as pretty 'n' lovely as ..me

How can I be sure
I really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow
I really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow

(Oh oh oh ...)

How's the weather?
Weather or not, we're together
Together we'll see it much better
I love you, I love you forever
You know where I can be found

How can I be sure
In a world that's constantly changing?
How can I be sure?
I'll be sure ..with me.


Moving.....I shed a tear

Mortimer 07-26-2008 12:20 PM

I'm just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of me
I'm just like Heaven to touch
I want to hold me so much





That oughta open up the flood gates.

my miss storm cat 07-26-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Sir...Fire Marshall here...this thread here of yours is in clear violation of fire safety code. Just too many posters in here to be considered safe. Im shutting you down.

:cool:

Aaaah, time to hear something good (finally!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SePRNJtJQXw

Mortimer 07-26-2008 02:00 PM

I gave it a 68.

I couldn't spazz to it.

Mortimer 07-26-2008 06:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60n...eature=related

He sold his soul to The Philski.

Mortimer 07-26-2008 08:57 PM

Yet another huge gathering.


==========D (')


Know what ahm thayin' ?





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtqAD...eature=related

Mortimer 07-26-2008 09:40 PM

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!...here in SnowyWoods!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqc-tyFRz3k

Mortimer 07-27-2008 01:45 AM

What did the man say to the buffalo?



Keep your chin up.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyn9Q...eature=related

Mortimer 07-27-2008 02:02 AM

Nobodies and No Ones...





..I give you the greatest live rock performance ever recorded in the annals of time:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300

Mortimer 07-27-2008 12:05 PM

I trusted you.

















AHHHHHHHHHHH!....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.

Mortimer 07-27-2008 12:08 PM

Nailed BrownSugah last night here in....el-ay.














Yup.





















































AHHHHHH!!!...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !

FGFan 07-27-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Now that was a good one!!!!!!
:tro: :{>: :tro: :{>:

Rileyoriley 07-27-2008 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!...here in SnowyWoods!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqc-tyFRz3k


A man after my own heart.:{>:

Rileyoriley 07-27-2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What did the man say to the buffalo?



Keep your chin up.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyn9Q...eature=related


Good song. One of the first concerts I ever went to was Three Dog Night (minus Danny who had fallen down some stairs and broken his arm). I guess that would have made it a Two Dog Night concert.

Mortimer 07-28-2008 12:26 PM

wuff!



wuff!!



Not the greatest they ever did ( they're all pretty much insane now),but The Outpost was the venue of many great CWD experiences for mah own personal azz.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUd-wkD9-bc

Mortimer 07-31-2008 09:10 AM

SnowyWoods.....where puds and the Illinois Fighting Vagini come to rest...and cool.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 09:07 AM

We will be awarding a Best of Show for the board ladies vagina contest today.




Let's hear those descriptions,girls.

Photos will definitely be given priority.

Don't be shy....show Vagina Pride---dammit!!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 09:33 AM

Meanwhile...on hour side stage.....debunking lifetime givens:



3+3=6








Oh really?











Take yer 3........now add another right next to it as a mirror image......OK?


Now smoosh them together.





You see ...8 ?



















Now then.....W.





Double U....correct?









V+V= W









Double V .







































Ya just can't buy stuff like this.

Antitrust32 08-01-2008 09:44 AM

since mine is the only one you've seen... do I automatically win? :D

Mortimer 08-01-2008 09:46 AM

(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)

Antitrust32 08-01-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)


I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.


:tro:

Mortimer 08-01-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.


:tro:



ror!!


This is SSSSSSSSSO true!!!










You are now officially disqualified...with honors.



;)

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:10 AM

Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Fran-ee

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:13 AM

I think it was probably Ree Diculahs who etched it.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Sight-ee

:mad:

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:17 AM

uh-oh

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:18 AM

make better

Sightseek 08-01-2008 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
make better

Kissy


I'm too bitchy to be a cheapwhiskeydancer, I'd deliver a swift kick to the head to anyone who got near me. :)

Mortimer 08-01-2008 11:20 AM

kissy-poo



Gud wun!

Sightseek 08-01-2008 11:41 AM

I was in Cleveland a few months ago and made a stop in the male cheapwhiskeybar...I think this may have been NT's very own predator...




http://www.farhorizons.com/south-ame...closeup_lg.jpg

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:21 PM

Oh fer gosh sakes.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 12:23 PM

I thought you shook your money maker pretty well.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:40 PM

And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.


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