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Rileyoriley 05-16-2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mom's letting me out of the basement for one hour of sun!!




Gotta go----ahm gonna be BRONZE baby!!!




Hope you didn't get a bad burn on that beautiful dupa.:D

Mortimer 05-16-2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Hope you didn't get a bad burn on that beautiful dupa.:D

STEVE!!

There's your answer.





( Thank you,Dahling...BIG internet KISS-KISS!!)

Mortimer 05-16-2008 11:47 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Mortimer 05-16-2008 11:48 PM

DO NOT FUCl< WITH ME.




















For I do not chew my prey.



I merely kill it......and move on.

hi_im_god 05-17-2008 12:19 AM

a leaf was riven from a tree
"i mean to fall to earth" said he
the west wind, rising, made him veer;
'eastwards', he said, 'i shall now steer'
the east wind rose with greater force;
said he: 'twere wise to change my course'
with equal power they contend;
he said: 'my judgement i suspend'
down died the winds. the leaf, elate,
cried: 'i've decided to fall straight.'
'first thoughts are best'? that's not the moral;
just choose your own and we'll not quarrel.
howe're your choice may chance to fall.
you'll have no hand in it at all.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 01:48 AM

Inter-burp-esting philosophy.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 02:01 AM

I am now broadcasting from 6 feet up in the BP building here in downtown Cleveland. The TonkaToys look almost like real cars. I....excuse me.




I have just been informed we are 6 hundred feet up in the BP building and that those TonkaToys are real cars.


:rolleyes:



Anyways....how about some fine music?.Let's turn our attention to Mr. Excitement..Don Kirshner.

What do you have for us tonight,Don?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_VlIhKn6c

Cajungator26 05-17-2008 02:06 AM

Nite, Morty. Can't believe you are still awake ... :eek:

Mortimer 05-17-2008 02:09 AM

SAY!!

That was great,Don!....easy on the crystal meth there big guy.






SportyFans...I have a real treat for you tonight.




Our resident explosives expert...Mr.NoFingers HoseGarden ....will perform for you..direct from his high school gymnasium................



































...LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!!!!






Take it away...Gardy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaWyDS13-lo

Mortimer 05-17-2008 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Nite, Morty. Can't believe you are still awake ... :eek:


Ma'am.....










......DO YOU MIND!!?

Mortimer 05-17-2008 10:53 AM

Shut your big mouth.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 11:08 AM

Thanks..it's great being back.


:cool:

Mortimer 05-17-2008 11:42 AM

Well I wasn't until you said that.



In fact..I'm experiencing vu deja.

I have a feeling this will happen again.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 11:46 AM

LF better come up with something good,too...as well as CP .

Mortimer 05-17-2008 12:24 PM

I invite BrownSugars friend,NoseDrops, to enter.

She should be here ...if anyone should.


I have also invited Zammy and Sulu.








God.

Mortimer 05-17-2008 12:25 PM

I'll be busy the rest of the day straightening out my ZigZag collection.

Coach Pants 05-17-2008 01:25 PM

:cool:


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