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:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D

Get it right stupid, Don B's foot got caught in my mouth.



Moron.............................

Now shush...this is where she starts the dance.

ror!...you sound just like the floor!

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tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Tis funny how the ole noodle works. I'm reading an article about how your personality affects your taste in home decor in Psychology Today and they are pretty dead on, at least for me.

For instance, I loathe abstract art, and this article says that people with a high need of structure negatively rate abstract paintings.

No fair, Clyde gets banned from the Padlock but we have douchebags on the loose posting Zenyatta in each thread.

In honor of a Browns victory and for the greater good of Nerdy Trail and Nerdy Trail-kind we need Clyde back.

ET

:tro:

You know when you keep laughing cause something is so stupid and funny and you should be laughing as much as you are but... :D

Oh! :D

Didn't see this!

I really am sorry.

Like I said..it's really OK.

You know the rest and you are too kind.Thought anyone else interessted should know as well.

So that's it...thank you and your pretty face so much.

From the offices of Doctor Hedgewood R. Osbad..I mean Osgood:


Miss Poo;

Your propensity to negatively rate abstract art comes from your deep insecurities and guilt.You have a high need of structure because you were blown up by mistake at a 4th of July party.It's a good thing a team of crack Humpty Dumpty King's Men were nearby in order to put you back together again.

Your guilt comes from luring in a lurid way and then killing nincompoops.

Your insecurities are unknowingly demonstrated to the public by your constant need for waist ribbons whose color is always dependent upon your mood.

I would need to get you on the couch to find out more about your deep seated insecurities.

Ringy dingy me any time.

Yours,

Dr. O





I hope you don't mind this liberty I have taken.

Yours,

mdf

I am proud to have my portrait grace your horsey barn.


You may ringy dingy me any time you wish.

:D

:D

:zz:

Me..I just say abstract is fucl<ed up.



I really,really like van Gogh.

Am afraid it says something.

Everyone ready for Nightypoo-kins?

no wait.........................

Am shore you are.


Let's make this one especially for the beautiful girl,Ohio Laura.I know I knew her and she truly was beautiful in every way.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

!!

now I am ready

Oh boy.



Nightypoo-kins, Brat Ralphy.

The things I miss.

The things I miss.

I thought I was done with the D's.


Fucl< me.

But I really need to do something so one more page for the night.




One good thought.....I can't tell you how good it feels to be up here and be warm.You probably have no idea---but it really,really is.

Dooze

horror film star

doris564

lost chimp trying to fool humans

Double H

3 H Club 10 years ago

Doug

before he got a computer

DougC

after he got a computer

Downthestretch55

mascot for LSU

downtown denny

Billy's imaginary friend..is lost without him

dpaul

Hey! DPaul!!...........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkb_wZVLFU

dpkovalesky

frustrated composer....turned to spitting on concert hi brows as they enter music hall

dprtulsa

only known hydraulic lift to work on olive oil

dr. fager

one big mound of lumpy maished taters

Dr. Sunny Thomson

( you have to read this with flair) married Dr. Pus.sy Galore

Dr. Watson

ex husband of Pus.sy

Dr.SwineSmeller

found oinkman

Drag66

invented a highway

Dray33

him,too..just half as long,though

dreadzep

pretends to know deaf sign language to laymen audience...and goes into a ridiculous hand jive routine...really a sick person

DRJTSLADEjtsgus

Superman nemisis from the planet Crouton

drocke58

middle linebacker for the Michigan Vulvarenes....interesting....I didn't know they had a middle linebacker

drpepper

blech..peppahs are worse than ZenYaddaYaddaYadda fans

drummer lou

played football at OhioState with Tuba Tom

DSI

one of those ''Derby" kumquats ashamed to admit it

dsnyj

language spoken by Cryami fans who root for The Ewe......called Ewedish.....translated, it means ...I hate Terry Porter!!!!!

DTF Racecards

oh fucl< you

Dublin

fucl< the Irish

ductguy

really...is it me?...where do they get these names??

duffy

a lesbians "muffy"

Dumb Bar

..............................oh never mind

dupasfan

can't blame 'im

durayay

what the dura fans in the stands yell when the dura gores the goalie

I really,really need more feeding from the Funny Man right now.


That said....if you are beginning to like me ( which I doubt, but in case); always remember who I am.



Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnmzcHSCn0c


You will see me thinking pretty at the start....then you see that self righteous boob,oinkman...then PopFly--the spazz.

I hate them.

Then you see in a group of 3, Stevie-poo,Andy and Petey.....hatching a plot to steal my picks for the next day....and then you will notice that groveling pile of nausea---Peter Slug ,trying to hit on Sighty-poo.And she's buying it!! GOD!!

There!..do you see Math2+2=5 on the phone? He's calling up a hit man to kill me.The fucl<er.

Notice the quick pan of that yuk 'em up...KRAG.He's "happy."

Then back to Sighty...snuggling up to that bucket of barf being served up by ( oh...that's Robert Browning as the bartender....he's dead, don' ta know) Peter Slug.

HA!!...there's Nick'sKumquats!!...they're gay!!


Then look at me.








Now look at you.







Now look at me.







Now look at you.









Do you get it?


By the way...all those people.


I killed them...all of them.





Only Sighty lives.

She's lucky.

Next time she does this to me.....maybe she won't be so lucky.
























:D

I'm not finished.


Here...look at this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRhs3-pP8w



It took me a few viewings to realize what the fridge spelled at the end.

It says..''We're going to kill you ,Mortimer."


Thank my luckies there was still time.



I killed the floor, the fridge..and the girl.

Why the girl?




She's a very poor housekeeper.

I hate that.






I know more of you are planning to kill me.

If you succeed, you will be the first.




Thank you for this oh so perfect day...am so glad I could spend it with you.

I just got back from that hospital.I remembered a certain Nurse Rathcet type who tried to throw her weight around with me when I was there the first time... last Thursday.She had the late shift tonight.

I took the security camera.Thought you might like to see the tape--and what I do to people who cause me pain.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH8ynu0jRvY

She was the Head Nurse.

I am having very bad thoughts.

Someone here has biz cards which require a membership, screen name and password to be read.


























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Let's see Paul Weizer's card.

A-huh....very nice.







Oh my God.

It has a watermark saying...Sighty-poo and me spend weekends together.





















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I have to go and kill some more people.



I hope you all have a nice morning.